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(o.k. I'm a bit blocked here. So we'll skip the first nine signs.)
<drum roll - hold through introduction>
And the NUMBER ONE sign that you need to get up and get your fat ass out of the house more often is . . .
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You've Worn Out Your Recliner!
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<sob> The second one in three years. If I had my remotes, a keyboard and screen, a feeding tube and a waste tube at my recliner, I'd never have to move.
==Coaster
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