11/19/01: The Official "My Mom's Coming to AZ for T-giving" song...

Posted By: miss_enthropic_bitch

Note, it's not quite right -numberwise, but I thought it was a hoot.

Sing to the tune of "12 Days of Christmas"

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#1 Mom's coming here for thanksgiv-ving, and this is what I hid:

a videotape of porn-nographyyyyyyyyy.

Mom's coming here for thanksgiv-ving, and this is what I hid: Two butt Plugs... & a videotape of porn-nographyyyyyyyyy.

Mom's coming here for thanksgiv-ving, and this is what I hid:

Two pairs of handcuffs...
Two butt Plugs...
& a videotape of porn-nographyyyyyyyyy.

Mom's coming here for thanksgiv-ving, and this is what I hid:

36 issues of Forum (1991-1994, choice stuff!)... Two pairs of handcuffs... Two butt Plugs... & a videotape of porn-nographyyyyyyyyy.

Mom's coming here for thanksgiv-ving, and this is what I hid:

several differently sized diloesssssssssss... 36 issues of Forum... Two pairs of handcuffs... Two butt Plugs... & a videotape of porn-nographyyyyyyyyy (it's vampiric!).

Mom's coming here for thanksgiv-ving, and this is what I hid:

that big tube of astro-glide...
several differently sized diloesssssssssss... 36 issues of Forum... Two pairs of handcuffs... Two butt Plugs... & a videotape of porn-nographyyyyyyyyy.

Mom's coming here for thanksgiv-ving, and this is what I hid:

lots of drug para-phen-alia (weed only)... My really big tube of astro-glide... several differently sized diloesssssssssss... 36 issues of Forum... Two pairs of handcuffs... Two butt Plugs... & a videotape of porn-nographyyyyyyyyy.

Mom's coming here for thanksgiv-ving, and this is what I hid:

20 books on witchcraft...
lots of drug para-phen-alia...
My really big tube of astro-glide...
several differently sized diloesssssssssss... 36 issues of Forum... Two pairs of handcuffs... Two butt Plugs... & a videotape of porn-nographyyyyyyyyy.

Mom's coming here for thanksgiv-ving, and this is what I hid:

an embarrassingly big box of Alt.Sex.Stories (hard copy)... A copy of "More naughty naked houswives at play"... 20 books on witchcraft... lots of drug para-phen-alia... My really big tube of astro-glide... several differently sized diloesssssssssss... 36 issues of Forum... Two pairs of handcuffs... Two butt Plugs.... & a videotape of porn-nographyyyyyyyyy.

Mom's coming here for thanksgiv-ving, and this is what I hid:

an embarrassingly big box of Alt.Sex.Stories ... A copy of "More naughty naked houswives at play" (erotic cartoons, gotta love 'em!)... 20 books on witchcraft... lots of drug para-phen-alia... My really big tube of astro-glide... several differently sized diloesssssssssss... 36 issues of Forum... Two pairs of handcuffs... Two butt Plugs.... and a videotape of porn-nographyyyyyyy.

Mom's coming here for thanksgiv-ving, and this is what I hid:

a couple of S&M manuals...
an embarrassingly big box of Alt.Sex.Stories ... A copy of "More naughty naked houswives at play" (erotic cartoons, gotta love 'em!)... 20 books on witchcraft... lots of drug para-phen-alia... My really big tube of astro-glide... several differently sized diloesssssssssss... 36 issues of Forum... Two pairs of handcuffs... Two butt Plugs....

& a videotape of poooorn-nog-graphyyyyyyyyy-yyyyyyyyyyy- yyyyyyyyyy-yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

M.E.B.
(I think I need another hobby because this is all scarily true! I just pray Mom doesn't decide to open my guitar case. I put the sex & drugs stuff in there, since they seemed to go well with each other)

Responses to this message:

• damn formatting <nt> miss_enthropic_bitch
• Geez luv... Edgar_Britt
• Hey MEB! Xur
• Wow...you actually hide that stuff? badgwendel
• The Meaty Taste of Bacon........ Bobo
• Xur & Bobo miss_enthropic_bitch
• Crushed and Saddened Bobo
• Heh. the_celluloid_prophet
• That's disgusting, TCP! Theodoric

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