04/28/02: Re: Poll or something like it:

Posted By: DarthGaul


1. What is the best Beatles song there is? Please just choose one. Pretend there's a gun to your head.

Well, there are REALLY too many to..BLAM!!!

2. What is the best Led Zepplin song there is? One, please.

Stairway to Heaven..but again, there are lots of..BLAM!!!

3. What is the best Rolling Stones song there is?

I dont like that band too much and...BLAM!!!

4. What is the best dessert there is?

Lemon Pie!, although Chocolate Cream Pie is also yummy!

5. What is the best perfume there is (for yourself or on the opposite sex, either way)?

Obsession by Calvin Klein (see my poll in the Jason X review)

6. What is the best pet there is?

Fish..cuz they eat their own shit...the day i become a walking toilet for some filthy fucking cat or idiot dog is the day man loses its supremacy over the planet.

7. What is the best way to cook chicken there is?

well done..i am partial to wings myself..Hot Sauce..mmm!

8. What is the best car there is?

cars are for suckers...i want a GMC pickup..trucks have 1001 uses, you can SEE the road, and help your ingrate friends and family move all their useless materialistic crap...but if i have to guess..i would say any of those groovy Muscle cars from the late 60's, early 70's wouldnt cause me too much grief..Camaro, Mustang..Mach 1..etc..etc.

9. Name the best onscreen couple ever.

Conan and Valeria from Conan The Barbarian..they drank the blood of their enemies!..wish MY girl could kill as good as her!..but shes all into clothes, and wanting me to get a better job, and wanting children..FUCK!

10. What is the best color there is?

I have had an epiphany about this of late..naturally when i was a child, i liked "blue"..how pedestrian..then, as i matured, learned about Art Deco, and San Jose was granted a hockey team, i started going for "Teal" ..then..i got philosophical about colour..and decided "Candy Apple Red" was the best goddamn colour... but now..its a toss up..i find that; "Rainy Pavement Oil Slick" has the most beautiful colours i have known my whole life.

Youre Welcome.
dave


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