04/29/02: Answers or something. Like it?

Posted By: (LRT)

BTW, shouldn't there be a comma in this movie's title?

>>No, there should be a period and a question mark.

1. What is the best Beatles song there is? Please just choose one. Pretend there's a gun to your head.

>>Who am I, John Lennon? Ease back, Chapman. How about "Let it Be." I hate the Beatles.

2. What is the best Led Zepplin song there is? One, please.

>>This is a trick question -- there are no good Led Zepplin songs.

3. What is the best Rolling Stones song there is?

>>Satisfaction.

4. What is the best dessert there is?

>>Brownies.

5. What is the best perfume there is (for yourself or on the opposite sex, either way)?

>>Gaultier. Le Male for me; Classique for her.

6. What is the best pet there is?

>>Deep Fried.

7. What is the best way to cook chicken there is?

>>Thoroughly.

8. What is the best car there is?

>>Audi S-6. Only available as a wagon in the U.S. right now, so I have to settle for a 4.

9. Name the best onscreen couple ever.

>>Abbott and Costello.

10. What is the best color there is?

>>Clear.

Thanks in advance for your responses.

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