have you seen lord of the rings yet?
yes, twice.
if you have just seen it for the first time, why did you wait so long?
i saw it right away.
do you know the beauty of whips and chains?
uh no..uhhhh i think i liked your other poll more...MOMMY!
have you ever made yourself out to me more than you really were to attract the opposite sex?
i think i have in the past yes..now that theres The Girl, i dont need to do that..i just need to be the best me i can be for her and us.
what did you do when he/she found out the truth?
she cut my penis off with a maddening shreik..then inserted it into her vagina, then proceeded to rape me silly with it....i...i..still cant eat baloney..
have you been told you were bad lately?
yes. the Girl whenever i talk about anal sex.
have you ever taught an old dog a new trick?
dogs are filthy drooling idiots. i dont fear them, but they have no place in the land of men.
you do know that flaming someone does not mean lighting your farts on fire, don't you?
i did. yes.
if you could live anywhere in the world right now, where would you live?
British Columbia...
what are your hobbies?
cartooning, surfing the world wide weeb (yes..WEEB) developing a perfectionist philosophy, and then avoiding the scorn of my mom who claims she has made me a "tin-foil helmet" to prevent the microwaves from affecting my perfection.
are you partial to blondes, brunettes, or redheads?
brunettes..but i that preference is not very relevant anymore..
what significance does the date dec. 23,2013 mean to you?
well..probabaly thats the date somebody claims jesus will return as the Lion..and we will be fucked..i had better get to Rome soon then...
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