06/29/02: Disney's nex cinematic tourture

Posted By: GTBurns


Lilo and Stich, as blasted as it is my M Cranky is atleast an original concept.

Next on Disney's list is a family film that is designed to kill your family.

"The Country Bears"

What is it? it is a live action film

You are all thinking What is it based on?

Based on an Old Cartoon short? No

Remake of a classic Disney Film? No

an Orginal Script? Not even fucking close!

What is it? Clue think scraping the bottom of the barrel

Country Bears is based an auto-robotic attraction at Walt Disney World.

WHAT THE FUCKING HELL? A FILM BASED ON AN AMUSMENT PARK ATTRACTION!

Yes, Disney is scraping so low they are using ideas from Disney World attractions no one gives a rats ass about.

Whatis next, Teacups, Magic Mountain or a Thriller About the monorail.

Only thing worse is Warner Bros. doing a film about the auto-robotic annoyances at Chuck E. Cheese places.


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