12/04/1999: what are you, quazimoto?

Posted By: mia_wallace


if you were as ugly as you say you are, someone would have hit you over the head and put you in a cage on display and while they traveled around the south charging 2 bits a gander. now, my nose needs fixing. i need it to look perfect so i can give up this dream of medical school to pursue a job as a high priced superstar actress. the only thing stoping me is my hideous nose. it's off by a few millimeters. and then i need to have my teeth cappedd, and of course i have to have all my freckles tatooed over so i can have perfect milky white skin. then on to acting classes to pursue the dream. after i lose about 300 lbs and take care of this small booger eating problem of course.


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