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Little Children Caption Contest
Winner: MondoRick
"Meet Gary, one of the millions losing sleep over Madonna's adoption dilemma."
Get credit for the funniest caption!
New Photos on Friday. Winners posted on Wednesday
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Captions:
- The next morning he realized the million dollars Robert Redford paid him.. Mr_Nonsense
- Then he realized he was missing one of his kidneys. Scumby
- Life lost all meaning with the news of Bob Barkers Retirement IMUSTBECRAZY
- Strange, the Botox worked everywhere else... michael3b
- If two trains leave the station at the same time, and one is traveling... ben243243
- If a man wakes up with no idea who or where he is, ... ben243243
- Reverend Haggard Wondered To Himself If This Made Him Gay. MAYORBOB
- "Ok, I don't get it--why do they call it Grape Nuts if it has no grapes?" rainman76x
- But it tasted like butter. I just can't believe it. foxjedi
- The chick had a dick...does that make me gay? foxjedi
- After a night with Hillary Clinton, he lerans that once you go bitch, you.. foxjedi
- Fortunately, the Contemplative Acting 101 course would come in handy rainman76x
- "If Count Chocula is a vampire, does that mean he sucks chocolate blood?" rainman76x
- Despite his best efforts, the only hard wood in the room was the bed frame. MR_MUCUS
- 'Did she have take an RU-486 before we even cuddled?'. MR_MUCUS
- Opps... misabella
- At that moment, the idea for Newman's Own latex condoms was born. Scumby
- CAPTION: (Insert random "morning after" joke here) MuhammadAus
- Jude Law's "Nanny Diaries" project...not going so well. Huddleston
- Doogie Howser is gay. I...can't believe it. Oh_Dear_God_Make_It_Stop
- Fred Garvin, male prostitute. yvr73
- Another Hollywood cult movie remake abomination. Wickerman with Nick Cage. www.piranhakeeper.com
- He was disheartened that he wasn't long enough to do a 'Ron Jeremy'. www.piranhakeeper.com
- "Can't belive "Borat" will make more money than his movie in 1 minute." sonofthedummy
- "I wonder if all girls shave the words 'Drive Thru' down there." sonofthedummy
- He can't believe 'Doogie Howser' is gay either... sonofthedummy
- Talk to your doctor about ED, and see if Viagra is right for you. yvr73
- Meet Gary, one of the millions losing sleep over Madonna's adoption dilemma MondoRick
- Strip Solitaire isn't nearly as much fun as it sounds. Robot Monster
- Man, I could of had a V-8 JPBuckner
- I never should have asked for the "priests special" at the Vatican Hotel. Yamato
- "I love the smell of hairy palms in the morning." MR_MUCUS
- "I can't believe I just did that for a Klondike Bar." MR_MUCUS
- Why oh why did I invest my life savings in Imclone? Robot Monster
- Butch Cassidy wonders if it was appropriate to seduce the Sundance Kid. Scumby
- "Am I really 'doing the Lord's work' by being Rev. Haggard's man-whore?" Scumby
- Damn, blue balls! EAshley
- I really don't think that mole should be that color. EAshley
- So what she has an STD. It doesn't burn, yet. EAshley
- How should I feel after a gay experience? EAshley
- The Klingon starfleet commander has a quick wank JELLYFISH
- Now, where did I leave my dick? Nuke_Mecca
- "Robert Patrick: The Skin-Flick Years." Mr_Nonsense
- Dammit, that botox shot didn't do jack! Krakes
- Hmmm...I wonder if Mr. Nonsense will like my caption... Krakes
- Im Batman... wait, no thats not right. tolian49
- I went to bed and had hair on my chest, I wake up and what the hell??? tolian49
- Different strokes for different folks. Junk_Yard_Dog
- Pull the skin down, pull the skin up, pull skin. pull.... Junk_Yard_Dog
- "The worst part of masturbation, he didn't respect himself in the morning." Mr_Nonsense
- Only the next morning did he realize why 'she' had such a big adam's apple. Mr_Nonsense
- "This Week on Mark Foley's Candid Camera." Mr_Nonsense
- "He was doing well in the staring contest , ..." Mr_Nonsense
- "Dude... where did I leave my shirt?" Cannon_Fodder
- Auditions for "Little Children: The Mark Foley Story" were a bit awkward M_H
- "Sadly, he would not be FIRSTIED by Richard Roma" fellow_consumer
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