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Little Man Caption Contest
Winner: M_H
"The terrible truth about the Wayans' cloning lab is revealed..."
Get credit for the funniest caption!
New Photos on Friday. Winners posted on Wednesday
Winner's Page
Post a caption entry in the forum below
Captions:
- Little man, I'm going to put some sugar on my dick and you can start suckin whysoitenley
- i never thought that eating a hotdog would make you shit out a talking turd whysoitenley
- Hezbollahs latest deadly weapon against america: shrinkydink milk JELLYFISH
- Say Marlon.... wanna re-enact that 'ass to ass' scene from Requiem? Nathan_Jr
- "Thanks for sharing, son. The blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice!" fellow_consumer
- "Mmm, I didn't see no chocolate sauce listed in the ingredients" fellow_consumer
- My Top Ten Burns foxjedi
- "At least we didn't sell out to ABC..." Parca_Mortem
- "It says here it's NOT pedophilia if you're PRETENDING to be a baby" Parca_Mortem
- Ghetto Nanny 911 Jynxx
- After drinking a formula that reverts them to babies, the Wayne’s are Jynxx
- This grossed over 20 million? That does it, the terrorists win. foxjedi
- Ok little man, I'm going to stick this dildo up your ass. whysoitenley
- "When I grow up I wanna be Martin Lawrence" Shut up kid you're way too tall Nathan_Jr
- Little Big Man Tate Junk_Yard_Dog
- The dark side of the force. Junk_Yard_Dog
- Baby, want some sugar? Junk_Yard_Dog
- Scary Movie 5: The Omen scene. foxjedi
- "Got milk?" Cannon_Fodder
- "You actually believed me when I said donkey spunk induces growth spurts?" Cannon_Fodder
- "Maybe I needed to add more water to the 'Instant Wayans Movie' powder." Scumby
- That's not the only thing round here that has turned into cheese JELLYFISH
- Well what do you know, this shit DOES expire. Thank you, Safety Dwarf! Hayzeus
- The Gary Coleman Story - What you looking at fool? Buy the damn book! MuhammadAus
- Vanilla your favor flava? Try 'Ice Ice Baby', a tasty treat with mad beat. fellow_consumer
- There's no Prince Albert inside this thing. Thay guy was jerking my chain Yamato
- Ben's Pulchritudinous Ten ben243243
- Alas, poor Yorick, I knew him Horatio. A fellow of infinite jest. gamerarocks
- An inconvenient spoof nickumoh
- "Waiter. There's a Black kid in my White Russian." nickumoh
- "Wow! You squeezed all this pulp out of one tumor." nickumoh
- Don't feed a Wayans after midnight. ben243243
- Whatchu talkin' bout asshole? Nathan_Jr
- He would regret being on 'Trading Spaces' as Ty still sat on the counter scarlet_ohara
- "I can't believe we squeezed this much humor out of one joke." Scumby
- Don't worry. You won't remember a thing after you take your Represitalls. mia_wallace
- Hold on... I'm trying to think of another dick joke... noodles
- Here you go, kid. I squoze this from my genitals. noodles
- Gentlemen Behold! I've designed milk for the lactose intolerant! hahahaha MuhammadAus
- Master Shake - Good Milk Gone Bad! MuhammadAus
- In line with his performance, Wayans receives his Hollywood paycheck. MuhammadAus
- "My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard..." Oort
- This warning label says... Mr_Nonsense
- The warning labels says... Mr_Nonsense
- It says we can use this lube straight out of the container. Scumby
- The Wayans bros allegedly started taking humoroids to extend their careers. Scumby
- Shawn and Marlon happily sip their hemlock before Keenan writes again. roostur
- My next gig is a step up from this: shilling ice-cream in a brothel... dlew919
- I'm stoned little man cause I takes me percodan... Yamato
- That stuff about milk doing a body good is BULLSHIT. I mean, LOOK AT ME! Drew_Atreides
- Looks like another "Dwarfburglar Helper" night... michael3b
- "Boy, theres nothing like hoe made ice cream." Mr_Nonsense
- Drink up, baby! This is one of my *special* milkshakes Oh_Dear_God_Make_It_Stop
- It can't hear you, Shawn. You 've gotten your wish...you were never born. michael3b
- Says "add two teaspoons to miced, sauteed baby..." michael3b
- "What's black and blue? I dunno. "..." YOU in my trunk in two hours!" michael3b
- Gary Coleman will do anything for money--even appear in a Wayans film. Scumby
- "Whities--guranteed to whiten you in just one week!" Scumby
- "Well it says here, 'must be administered rectally.' But we'll just go back Cranky Cow
- Little Man Directions: Rip-off old Looney Tunes cartoon & add black people. Mr_Nonsense
- If only the milk was the only thing that was spoiled and rotten rainman76x
- Sadly, they'll put zero and zero together and give us "Little White Chicks" rainman76x
- Pre-fight press junket for the James Toney/Calvin Brock fight I_Said_Ouch_Not_Stop
- Lord of the Bling - Frobro meets Grandalf I_Said_Ouch_Not_Stop
- Admiring the ghetto oscar I_Said_Ouch_Not_Stop
- These ingredients are longer than the script I_Said_Ouch_Not_Stop
- IT'S WAYANS!!! SOYLENT GREEN IS WAYANS!!! LastActionTubby
- One the set of Lord of the Blings I_Said_Ouch_Not_Stop
- Wait a tick...is that Stone Philips' reflection? I_Said_Ouch_Not_Stop
- Are you SURE Dateline isn't behind the door? I_Said_Ouch_Not_Stop
- Blaxploitation makes a comeback. First victim: THE LORD OF THE RINGS Drew_Atreides
- It's "You, Me and Da Pew" Bobo
- "Have you seen me?", Yup, and now I'm gonna "fondle you." michael3b
- Da-amn! And you say this came from a carton, and NOT her boob? Drew_Atreides
- Wayans found out he was no Michael Jackson, and this was no Neverland Ranch vectorzero
- The last season of "Cheers" was pretty pathetic Elwood83
- Pabst Blue Ribbon. This'll fix your right up, kid. ben243243
- Unfortunately, they were unable to CGI a plot as well rainman76x
- "Sorry, this shit's too good for you, kid." Cannon_Fodder
- "I can't believe it's not milk!" Cannon_Fodder
- "Strange, I always thought semen colour matched skin colour." Cannon_Fodder
- "With this stuff I could make another twenty like you." Cannon_Fodder
- "This wasn't the body fluid I needed a sample of." Cannon_Fodder
- "Thanks for saving me some of your mum's milk, kiddo." Cannon_Fodder
- The Jackson family keep what's left of Michael safe in an airtight jar JELLYFISH
- "Great job kid. You filled the whole glass!" nickumoh
- 'I should've taken that midget tossing gig' gamerarocks
- Little Ike looks on as daddy unknowingly lifts the glass of creamed rice gamerarocks
- Adult Swim attempts to cross Family Guy and the Boondocks gamerarocks
- "Side effects include pituitary gland failure..." Form-VII
- Backstage at the miget porn convention. JELLYFISH
- Remember when we used to be funny? No? Me neither. Nathan_Jr
- Teaching junior the 12 oz curl gamerarocks
- Barry Bonds childhood gamerarocks
- Funny, thy name is not Wayans gamerarocks
- Remember when Jim Carrey made us funny? Fumus
- "I See We've Reached A New Low In Wayans Humor." MAYORBOB
- 10 million sperm and you were the one that made it to the egg? JELLYFISH
- I feel so ashamed. dlew919
- Another man to man chat about sperm... Icky_icky_fetang_zoot
- A nigglet like you better drink his milk so that he can grow up to be... Icky_icky_fetang_zoot
- This is the cup of jizz I sent to the sperm bank to get you. Icky_icky_fetang_zoot
- If you drink milk, you'll grow up to be a big n*gger just like me. Icky_icky_fetang_zoot
- Say....this gives me an idea for another shitty comedy. ben243243
- "When I grow up, I want to be a unfunny smug fucking bastard just like you" Nathan_Jr
- The black Verne Troyer Mister_Hoobody
- If I O.D. on all these pills, I can end this movie in the first reel. Yamato
- Will this poison hurry up and kill me and take me out of my fucking misery. .
- Maybe those Klan guys are onto something. .
- Fetch me a loaded bazooka. .
- Too bad, this can of whoop-ass expired 6 months ago. Yamato
- "Man this stuff is whiter than Jim Carey!" sonofthedummy
- The terrible truth about the Wayans' cloning lab is revealed... M_H
- Now what were you doing in my backyard? Oh, the wife's milkshake. Damn it. foxjedi
- I've got just the thing that'll put you riiiiiiiiiight to sleep... Pr0cession
- Hey--breast milk don't taste half bad! Pr0cession
- Mmmmm...I *love* the taste of napalm in the morning! Pr0cession
- Wait, if this is milk...then where's my sperm sample? foxjedi
- Well, says here it's butter..but we know that's a load of crap. foxjedi
- "I Shit Bigger Wayans Than You." MAYORBOB
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