Mel Gibson loses 30 pounds and demands the lost desert kids to string him up and torture him like he did to Jim Caviezel. Instead they just sing "Woooolll-Kahhhh" and shoot spitballs at him. Then Tina Turner makes him eat a salmon. Then he goes to sleep and wakes up sane the next day. (Oh, if only.)
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