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Synopsis: Far away in the depths of Simon's basement, a plague has been formed. All around the world people are screaming words like "super kool" and "dhat chickks sooo Ho-T-T-T-T!". The stupidity is wasting their brains, making them useless and unable to function correctly, killing the victim. The stupidity spreads in a matter of minutes and soon, people are lying on their deathbeds uttering their last words, "Hot Shots, dhats a super kool movie. Charlie...Sheen........was...super duper kool.............back..........................dhen." and then shut their eyes that would never be opened again.
The members at Mr. Cranky's forum know Simon very well and feel they need to stop it. They don't know where Simon is though. They only have one clue, Richard B. Bernstein has Simon's E-mail address. All the Crankizens band together and search on the internet for hours until finally they find Simon's address 666 S. Purgatory Way. They send 007 to Simon's house dressed as a door-to-door salesman. With a hidden camera, 007 maps Simon's house. Then 007 E-mails RBB a map of Simon's house. RBB plans out how to kill Simon.
Within days RBB has planned what how to kill him, and we arrive at Simon's house at 2:45 am. Dade makes the phone call for Simon. When Simon picks up the phone, Bulworth, with the Sniper Rifle, carefully aims and shoots Simon in the head through the window. He is hit but his thick skull stops the bullets. Simon bleeds badly but still is not dead. In an attempt to kill him, Whim throws a stun grenade through the window just as RBB, Beast, Movieboy (I had to include myself), and Speaker4Dead bust down the door and spray Simon with a series of shots from an M-16, two Saws, and an Uzi. Simon is lying on the floor, blood covering his body. His heartbeats are slow, dum.....dum.....dum. He struggles to speak, " Ha-ha. U....R...stuupid. Mafia!.......was...a...super kool...movie. I have....achieved....way more....dhen alla....you guys.....put together. My GPA......is 7.0........and I....am a lot....more mature....because I........... understand......dhose super duper......kool....movies like.....Dumber and Dumber,...Starship Troopers....Hot Shots! and Hot Shots! Part....Deux,.......and dhat super duper.....kool movie.....BASEketball." and with that, Simon took his final breath. The Crankizen team was shocked at first. He was dead. Wow!. Now we can use that wasted space in Cranky's site to post more intelligent comments. But the war against stupidity was far from over. We left Simon's house and went our ways back home, but on the floor where Simon's body was sprang forth a new creature that can only be known as, Bob Saget.
Eerie music plays.
People cheer.
Credits role.
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