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Simon came home from a party to find his wife/husband, Mr. Wonderful, dead. As Simon stared at his lover's body, he heard something coming through the door. He got up and walked down the stairs. A police officer met him and put some handcuffs on Simon's wrists. Who are you?" Simon asked. Lt. Movieboy answered, "You're under suspicion for killing Mr. Wonderful (not that we care, but murder is still illegal)." So Simon had a trial and was convicted and sentenced to death. He was put on a bus to be taken to death row, when the other prisoner on board tried to take control of the bus. The bus hit a train and somehow Simon survived and fled.
The Crankyland Marshalls, lead by Richard B. Bernstein, arrived at the train wreck. Richard's deputys (Bulworth, Eamon Doyle, Two Women Escaping in a Phonebooth, DrDan, the Real Terata, Zorro, and myself) searched the area but found no sign of Simon and prayed he was dead. Richard did not believe he could die so easily and refused to give up the search. Indeed Richard was right. Simon had been stupid enough to leave some graffiti on a wall that said: Hot shots is a super KOol movie!!!!!. Everyone all knew that only Simon would write such a thing. And that was Simon's first mistake. He then called his lawyer, Speaker4dead, asking for help. Speaker4dead reported the phone call to Richard's boss, Mr. Cranky. Zorro and Bulworth tapped the phones and soon knew where Simon's hideout was. The Crankyland Marshalls, after a long discussion, decided it would best to kill Simon now. Even if he did not kill Mr. Wonderful, he had committed many other crimed in Crankyland. With a bomb in hand, 007, DrDan, Terata, and Eamon carefully went up to Simon's hide out. They set the bomb and gave the okay for Richard and TWEP to set them off. But before anthing could happen, Simon ran out screaming is silly nonphrases. It was necessary to shoot him before is blatant stupidity killed everyone. Shots were fired but no one knew who killed Simon. But it didn't matter. Simon and Mr. Wonderful were dead. Great evil had been purged.
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