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The birth of a monster.
In Texas, three boys were playing soccer. They were running and one fell into a large hole. He was not hurt. When he rose to his feet, he peered and saw a large tunnel. He began to walk down it. As he moved further and further into the darkness. Suddenly, there was a noise and a large, black, creature leapt out at him, screaming. The boy hunkered down and screamed, "No, no no! Don't hurt me!" The alien prepared to open her jaws to have her first meal, when the boy cried, "I'll do anything!" The alien, paused, thinking about this. Finally, she said, "Okay. You will spread illiteracy and idiocy throughout the world." She stuck her long probiscus down the kid's throat. And the alien turned and left the terrified child cowering in the hole.
Two days later, the boy wasn't feeling well. His mother figured that he was coming down with the flu or something and decided to keep him home from school. That afternoon, when Mom was at work, the noy started going into spasms and complaining of severe chest pain. The pain got worse and worse, then a terrible creature burst out of his chest and said, "U R a homo!!!!!!" The alien left the corpse, and proceeded to go on its mission of spreading stupidity in the world, mostly on the internet. Unfortunately, the grammaticly challenged creature found its way into Crankyland, called itself Simon the Great, and met its match. In Crankyland, Simon found himself hated. He found another victim, laid an egg, and so spawned Mr. Wonderful.
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