12/17/02: I'm the champ now?

Posted By: WWE Champion Kurt (Angle)


Eh... whatever. Based on the mobility of the belt this year, I'll probably have dropped it by the time Smackdown airs.

I'm having to down eight cups of coffee before my matches nowadays just so I can stay awake. I wish people would just stop watching this boring caca-doodie we're producing, so WWE will collapse and I can go do something else with my life without feeling guilty for abandoning my legions of fans.

Sorry, folks, but my heart just isn't in this tedious hackwork we're airing nowadays. Oh, it's true. Sad but true.


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