04/29/04: It needs scoring.

Posted By: daz

(other than paper & pencil)

They're missing bleeding heart libby, a law unto their own.

8: The proper response for jelly donut manufactures regarding the public's concerns over jelly donut's deleterious health effects is to...

Class action lawsuit! Get those heartless greedy bastards for millions!

10: What techniques are best for maintaining discipline in the classroom?

Oh the poor child! Parent teacher meetings, so we can find the root of the problems! And please, don't discipline the poor baby becuase you miss a day's pay!

16: A cup with that only contains half a cup of water is...

ready to ship to drough stricken portions of Africa.

Side musings:
29: What things should have mandatory warning labels? SF's inclusion cracked me up. One summer as a teen, a friend of my dad's who lived in Fance had his kid spend a couple months with us. Before he arrived, kids dad sent a letter:

'He is at the age where he is likely to try things to buck authority. Please try to keep him away from certain areas of San Francisco.'

56: What are the responsibilities of all good citizens? (rebuttal)

Why can't gays and lesbians openly serve if they want to? They deserve the same treatment, the same acceptance, and the same college credits!

76: What bizarre practices conducted by some human cultures do you find particularly barbaric?

Oh those poor people, having their culture destroyed by western world's imperialism! We have to go there and build schools to theach the poor children to read and write and about their lost ways as long as those lost ways are nice and require lots of happy faces!!!

113: What method would you use to combat federal budget deficits?

TAXES!!! TAXES!!! TAXES!!! TAXES!!! TAXES!!!

121, on OSHA:
It's a $20,000 violation to use the same microwave to heat cat food as is used to heat human food. Never mind that the cat food probably uses better meat sources than Micky D's.

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