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Discord: How was work today?
gdog: slooooooooow... Ivan misspelled your again. I think he's doing it on purpose.
Discord: Ivan misspelled my what?
gdog: 'your'
Discord: my what?
gdog: don't make me come over there and sleep with your wife.
Discord: Okay. Uh, where did he misspell your?
gdog: in mendo's pedophilia countdown in tea with cher.
Discord: Ha ha. Mendo is a pedophile.
gdog: not that I'm any different... I'd've stuck it in natalie yesterday if I had the chance.
Discord: You did, bozo. But instead you went to work. ha ha.
gdog: shit. I like how in all her movies except star was she plays a sex pot but then she has to go and say she doesn't want to do any nude scenes... what the fuck? talk about mixed messages.
Discord: Well, I don't know about that. In Star Wars she was a sex pot.
gdog: no... she IS a sex pot, but Queen Meliphony didn't do anything sexy, so it doesn't count.
Discord: Sure she did. When she licked anakin's ear.
gdog: and stuck her index finger up his anus while she was fellating him?
Discord: That's hardly sexy.
gdog: And then wrote her name on his chest with the shit on her finger.
Discord: That’s a nice image.
gdog: Yeah. Theres a kinda cute girl at work who really likes me, but she's playing it off like she doesn't even see me.
Discord: How coy. You should retaliate by spilling your coke on her. What's her name?
gdog: dude I don't know... I made it up. I'm not good under pressure. There are no cute girls at my work. You have to take a test to get in. I've been trying to find some of my old funny posts and I haven't been able to find any which leads me to believe that either they've all been deleted, or I forgot to post them.
Discord: Mostly you forgot to post them.
gdog: So I talked to my dad on the phone this evening and he said if I was inclined I could mow the front yard, and if I was really inclined I could do the back. I told him if I was any more inclined, I'd be laying down… hey, what does fieber mean in german?
Discord: fever?
gdog; ha ha... I have arschfieber.
Discord: I'll say you do.
gdog: Wait a minute... this isn't german... its dutch.
Discord: What are you lesen?
gdog: porn.
Discord: Oh. Yeah, always go with the Dutch porn. They do porn right.
gdog: is there any perversity the dutch aren't into? I don't think so.
Discord: I'm not sure. Are the dutch into black on white?
gdog: Oh yeah, they love black and white. Is that a perversion?
Discord: I dunno. I'm not even sure what black and white is? Am I talking film or race?
gdog: I was curious about that too. I'm black and white curious.
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