*Hahaha!!! I, Visser Negative Eleven control the vicious Borg Queen! Now this puny Big Floating Cube is under Yeerk control!
*Engage top warp speed! We go to overtake Earth! I want to aquire the President! Then I will send him on a rocket aimed directly at the center of the sun so that I can transform into him, take his place, and begin my subtle takeover of Planet Earth! Mwahahahahahahahaha!!!!!*
(Not in character here: I'm embarrised to note that this is the plot of an actual "Animorphs" book that I polished off while waiting in line at the Shop an' Drop. When the evil Yeerk in the book said the dialogue I quote above in the second line, it took ALL my willpower not to pencil in the margin, "Some people would argue that this has already actually happened." Hahaha. Couldn't do it, tho. Wasn't about to buy the stupid thing.)
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