Here is a list of films to be released in the near future (as reported by the Golden Raspberry awards website). All of these are real, and all of them are guaranteed to be *hideous.*
Be afraid...be very afraid...
Ace Ventura 2
Air Bud 3: GoldenRreceiver
Basic Instinct 2
Bride of Chucky (Child's Play 4)
Die Hard 4
Dudley Do-Right (reportedly starring Brendan Fraser!)
Fantasia 2000
Father of the Bride Part 3
Fletch 3
Freddy Vs. Jason (Nightmare on Elm Street versus Friday the 13th
Gilligan's Island (NOOOOOOOOO!!!)
Green Acres
Halloween 7:H20
I Still Know (I Know what You Did Last Summer 2)
Jurassic Park 3
The Lone Ranger
Mission: Impossible 2
The Mod Squad
Rambo 4
Revenge of the Mask (The Mask 2)
Soccer Dog (or How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Love The Pooch)
Stinky Cheese Man
Superman Lives (starring Nicholas Cage)
Wild, Wild, West
Read these titles.
And pray for nuclear war.
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