07/30/1998: Man, How About This Parody of "Everything to Everyone"

Posted By: Bulworth


This song, "Stupid in the Worse Way" (sung to the tune of "Everything to Everyone" is dedicated to Simon:

You post your moronic posts,

Yes I think you know it's true,

Posting posts when it's easy,

To look down on you.

I think you like to spell poorly,

I think you like to screw posts up,

I think that you are spelling worse,

With every passing day.

Chorus:

You post what you post,

You say what you say,

You try to be stupid in the worst way,

You offend good people,

Calling them homos,

You try to be stupid in the worst way.

You say they taught you how to spell when ya write,

Yeah, they taught you how to count,

I say there's no soild proof,

That the previous statement is true.

I think you like to be the simpleton,

I think you love to come off dumb,

I think that you won't confess,

That the hand that you hold,

Is Mr. Wonderful's.

Chorus

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Well, that's the main part of it, but I, too, have run out of ideas.


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