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Master of Disguise

Mr. Cranky's rating:
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If this is Dana Carvey's idea of a kid's movie, he should be arrested for child abuse.

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Public Apology to Jessalyn Leyra Karen_G
the movie is a punishment! feline-ah
there are no words that can describe this movie feline-ah
My rating: nuke angryarnold
- Re: nuke feline-ah
Turtley Enough Leslie
I question Cranky's worth... parker
- Re: I question Cranky's worth... salahwam
Rap sux..... Goku-vs-Jason
- Re: Rap sux..... brett
if you thought this was bad....... Goku-vs-Jason
- Re: if you thought this was bad....... brett
I saw this movie... ShoujoHino
The "nice guy" theory is about to unravel... Imp
- My opinion... jen
- Thank you jackle
Only in San Francisco. Transgender Man (err) sues SF over cop beating John_Doe
- How awful for you. Jerk-in-the-Box
- do you feel the need for vindication? tickle_my_elmo
- Re: Only in San Francisco. Transgender Man (err) sues SF over cop beating ShoujoHino
- Dr. Transgender; or how he came to love the........ bomb Goku-vs-Jason
- Re: Only in San Francisco. Transgender Man (err) sues SF over cop beating brett
This is the 2nd greatest Halloween costume idea I've EVER had for me! miss_enthropic_bitch
- Well if you're on the fat side yes it would work. John_Doe
- Yeah, like I've kept my zaftig ass size a secret <nt> miss_enthropic_bitch
- MEB Shakesmear
- Re: This is the 2nd greatest Halloween costume idea I've EVER had for me! brett
Told ya so... Beast
g'night all princess_jessica
- g'night babe James_Duck_Dodgers_IV
- THAT'S MY LINE. John_Doe
- sexual attraction tickle_my_elmo
EAMON! princess_jessica
- You're not alone. Eamon_J_Doyle
- Jessica, you're no doubt the first girl to ever scream that Uber
- Not without Nick-The-Knife
Just saw Dungeons & Dragons... (poss. spoilers) Morrison_Hotel
- if anything tickle_my_elmo
lyrics quiz!!! YAY! princess_jessica
- OK... Morrison_Hotel
- morrison... princess_jessica
- #9 tickle_my_elmo
- I know three. Eamon_J_Doyle
- Re: lyrics quiz!!! YAY! Milkman_Dan
- sigh princess_jessica
- Don't feel bad, jessica. Eamon_J_Doyle
- thank you, eamon. princess_jessica
- Thanks jessica... Morrison_Hotel
- more! tickle_my_elmo
- 2,6,8,9 Ickyru
- #21: "Bohemian Like You," The Dandy Warhols (nt) Eamon_J_Doyle
- 2 and 8 grundle
Dear God, the endtimes are near. Throwing_Muses
Well maybe Eamon and Flatowicz will make the second edition Shakesmear
- Oh please bitch Eamon_J_Doyle
- har har har har har tickle_my_elmo
- Hmmmm... Eamon_J_Doyle
- think about it tickle_my_elmo
- I thought about it. Eamon_J_Doyle
- not enough, I see tickle_my_elmo
- elmo Nick-The-Knife
- Hey, Nick: Eamon
JohnDoe/Conqueror creates an army of pleasure robots Conqueror
- I should know. I'm one of John Doe's pleasure-bots. John_Dildoe
- SHUT UP SHUT UP I AM NOT GAY JOHN_DOE
- but you like men better... tickle_my_elmo
- This Conqueror is THE FAKE ONE. I AM THE REAL CONQUEROR. John_Doe
- Lady John McDoe auto_stop
- Re: JohnDoe/Conqueror creates an army of pleasure robots brett
So...anybody else having the day from hell? (nt) the_celluloid_prophet
- I mailed mine to you Drew_Atreides
- Well, I get to go home in a few minutes... the_celluloid_prophet
- actually DMagic
- Sucking monster black cocks is not a job DMagic Jamal
- It is for Nick The Knife Nick_The_Bitch
- Um, NtB Technostrange
- Yeah, tomorrow's Friday... Screwtape
- Re: So...anybody else having the day from hell? (nt) brett
A few thing that suck about Soldier of Fortune 2 Viscount_Omega
- Can't you reconfigure the controls? (nt) Ken_Kaminski
- Also, load time might have more to do with memory than processor speed Ken_Kaminski
- Nah... it's the CD Viscount_Omega
- If anyone knows how to change the weapon selector... Viscount_Omega
[E News] Brad Pitt Horrified that Jennifer Aniston IS A SLEEPWALKER. John_Doe
"forces of evil will carry their coffins on their backs to die in disgrace" Viscount_Omega
- I think it's funny. Becky_Sharp
- What amuses me. Throwing_Muses
- especially tickle_my_elmo
- What amuses ME Viscount_Omega
- why we did nto take our Saddam GTBurns
Hey MEN, Ever had a ejaculation story like this? John_Doe
- Women get turned on by the smell of semen and GETTING WOMEN TO EAT SEMEN. John_Doe
- women, please read this article and put in any comments if I am wrong. John_Doe
- Um... Uber
- huh. princess_jessica
- Why do I get the feeling Jessica is an expert Uber
- Uber... Milkman_Dan
- Dan, this is the classic bad girl/good head problem Uber
- For the record, I'm a vegan. Eamon_J_Doyle
- More proof John Doe is gay auto_stop
- By day, hes Transgender Man; by night, hes..... john Doe Goku-vs-Jason
- Re: Hey MEN, Ever had a ejaculation story like this? brett
so some girl messages me on msn today... princess_jessica
- Remember. John Doe/Conqueror is the ORIGINAL MAN. John_Doe
- oh yes, the man in my nightmares... princess_jessica
- I am in your dreams James_Duck_Dodgers_IV
- Re: so some girl messages me on msn today... Goku-vs-Jason
Anyone like John Mayer's CD? "Room For Squares" Viscount_Omega
- John Mayer licks ass... Milkman_Dan
- I like him. Eamon_J_Doyle
- WHAT?! princess_jessica
- You don't like DMB? Milkman_Dan
- So sue me. Eamon_J_Doyle
- Re: Anyone like John Mayer's CD? brett
heyy everyone DMagic
- Re: heyy everyone John_Doe
- Re: heyy everyone the_demon
- hey d magic! princess_jessica
- He's wrong. Slater is just angry he was passed over by a large black man. John_Doe
- Heyy yourself. the_celluloid_prophet
- I've only got one thing to say to you, DMagic... hunter
- thank youuuuuuuuu DMagic
- and for old time sake!!!!!!!!!!!!! DMagic
- and DMagic
- thanks, D... hunter
- and, by the way... hunter
- Things I never would have guessed, #4,720 ModernRonin
- Re: heyy everyone brett
paging mr. spacebutler kman
- This forum's almost dead. SpaceButler
What's going to be in the special edition of LOTR? Ickyru
- If you're only buying one or the other, you're probably better off waiting Drew_Atreides
- As for what the current edition's got.. Drew_Atreides
Nick the Liar Coaster
- bejeebus hunter
Jury trials are ineffective ways of judging criminals. PSYCHO-JAY
- Demovracy is the worst form of government daz
- demoCracy damnit! <nt> daz
- I have jury duty next week. last_angry_man
- I want to be on a jury because of my 12 angry men fantasy. Becky_Sharp
- Jury Duty SavageWombat
I still wanna make a movie X-MAN
- Ah shaddup dickhead. Wrath_Of_Dog
- This is how all directors start out. PSYCHO-JAY
- Reading this post has decreased my intelligence.. last_angry_man
HEY MIA!!! Hellbilly
I had my nipples pierced today... Hellbilly
- oh did ya now, laddie? mia_wallace
- That's what I was hoping for. Hellbilly
- where's the fun in that? mia_wallace
- Make sure to wear a stiff shirt tomorrow miss_enthropic_bitch
- Hoops, I'm considering Barbells and stretching <nt> Hellbilly
- Stretching? Becky_Sharp
- Becky... Milkman_Dan
- Yeesh! Becky_Sharp
- BTW, what happened to your piercings? <nt> Becky_Sharp
- Becky... Milkman_Dan
I'm still here Nick-The-Knife
- I don't know what happened Nick-The-Knife
- I'm right behind you Nick the Knife. IN THE DARKNESS. John_Doe
- So I won't be bending over to pick up the soap any time soon Nick-The-Knife
- im still heree, to Simon_The_Knife
nick The liar mia_wallace
- Oh, fer Chissakes... Nick-The-Knife
- yeah, right mia_wallace
the lord of the rings starring martin lawrence as frodo mia_wallace
- the sad thing is... hunter
what do we have here? tickle_my_elmo
- um, a failure to communicate? mia_wallace
- how can you communicate when tickle_my_elmo
- Like you, for instance? Nick-The-Knife
- you are a prime example tickle_my_elmo
Know something? TO HELL WITH YOUR CRITICISMS!! PSYCHO-JAY
- You're my hero, Mr. Doe. SpaceButler
- Whoops, I mistook that bit of inane ranting for Conqueror. SpaceButler
- just as long as you're FUNNY! daz
- I would never make a statement like that. Mr. Cranky is a gay too btw. John_Doe
If you find John Doe annoying auto_stop
- Same goes for Hellbilly auto_stop
- In defence of Hellbilly and John Doe. PSYCHO-JAY
- Hear that, Conqueror? SpaceButler
- FYI, yes it IS the same girl. I'm no hound dog. PSYCHO-JAY
- First of all, I do have an interesting life John_Doe
- Why are you planning to marry a declared bisexual? That's sickening. John_Doe
- I never thought I was amusing Hellbilly
- i can only think of one other person who is as amusing as hellbilly mia_wallace
- And I give that guy my money. Hellbilly
- yeah, that was pretty funny... miss_enthropic_bitch
- I thought it was illegal auto_stop
- Re: If you find John Doe annoying Goku-vs-Jason
- john Doe isnt bisexual...... hes just GAY! Goku-vs-Jason
Mr. Cranky caught masturbating in line up at movie theater. Wrath_Of_Dog
- Three ways Wrath of Bog can be more entertaining. Zero_Tolerance
You might like this-but then again you may not Shakesmear
- Oooops Shakesmear
- Americans know what the rest of the world is daz
- double-fuck Shakesmear
- Hmmm, daz. Shakesmear
- Oh yeah, Shakey? EAT THIS!! Wrath_Of_Dog
- Mr. Cranky ain't no real man!! Wrath_Of_Dog
- LAST chance Cranky!! Wrath_Of_Dog
- I don't get it daz
- ASCII art is good stabilo
- Uh, daz? Zero_Tolerance
- FUCKING FORMATTING!!! <nt> daz
- ohmygodijustsawhowispelledthat! daz
- heheh, I thought it was funny <nt> miss_enthropic_bitch
- Check this out, nigs... Milkman_Dan
- ASCII art v2.0 Milkman_Dan
I saw this girl at Sam's Club tonight... The_Fetishist
- sam's club where? mia_wallace
- Sam's Club is like a warehouse store The_Fetishist
I would like to let you know that my penis is erect as well as other men. John_Doe
- I was cutting coupons out of the paper like this Ken_Kaminski
- That was funny KK. John_Doe
Wow, this is incredible! X-MAN
- That was really interesting Ken_Kaminski
- Wow! Another newshound. Zero_Tolerance
- well, if they can prove it then great! mia_wallace
- Nothing can be proven Ken_Kaminski
- oh yeah? mia_wallace
- Macquarie University Edgar_Britt
- Built-in uncertainty the_demon
- I can't prove it, Mia. Ken_Kaminski
Fear Dot Com SpaceButler
- Have you ever seen that commercial X-MAN
oh Shit! Kitkat8816
Shots fired in a busy California postal office John_Doe
- Who cares? What are you, the local newshound or something? Zero_Tolerance
- Let me lick your vagina. LET ME LICK IT. John_Doe
- Nah, there's only one cunt here. Zero_Tolerance
Haha, Moby rips into Eminem on MuchMusic colonel_korn
- Whut did he say? the_demon
- Here's the story from the website: colonel_korn
A sexy lyric quiz... Milkman_Dan
- Correction to #3... Milkman_Dan
- 1 and 8 the_celluloid_prophet
- I know I know more of these but #17 LRT
- Let's see... Morrison_Hotel
- #13 Slothrop
- #2 Theodoric
- #6 & #8 miss_enthropic_bitch
- 18 Screwtape
- #9... Eamon_J_Doyle
POLL. How many people hear visit CrankyVille because it's funny POLL. John_Doe
- People like Faded, Um.. .And that woman MAKE THIS WEBSITE NOT FUNNY. John_Doe
- I visit this site to laugh at you John Doe Uber
Dreyers Strawberry Cupcake ice cream kicks my ass. (NT) Milkman_Dan
Why are all these Koreans named KIM. What's up? John_Doe
- Korean names... Milkman_Dan
- Re: What's up? ay_carmela
- the same reasone all your johns are named john mia_wallace
milkman dan sucks. princess_jessica
- Sorry, I accidentally logged in as princess_jessica again... Milkman_Dan
- YOU! YOU! you are such... such a... princess_jessica
- Hey... Milkman_Dan
- Why do people not respect me and respect these fake people? John_Doe
- I still hate you, Milkman Dan. KaReN
- I WANT TO BE MILKMAN DAN.. and in order to become him. John_Doe
- (Unzips pants) Milkman_Dan
- Recently, I thought Crankyland turning to crap MR_MUCUS
- Recently me English not good MR_MUCUS
Dana Fucking Carvey goat
- SHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! LRT
a little something to brighten coaster's day mia_wallace
- WHAT A GREAT IDEA! LRT
- a little something to brighten mia wallace's day LRT
- a little something to brighten Uber's day LRT
- a little something to brighten tcp's day LRT
- a little something to brighten John Doe's day Conqueror
- Thanks a lot. the_celluloid_prophet
- a little something to brighten Milkman_Dan & princess_jessica's day LRT
- I don't do PI!! Uber
- a little something to brighten Psycho-Jay and the Canadian's day LRT
- wow LRT, that is soooo cool mia_wallace
- Becky's day remains a dark abyss. Becky_Sharp
- Re: a little something to brighten Becky's day the_demon
- Heck, My Future's So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades Coaster
- You offering to buy me a nice villa, demon? Becky_Sharp
Mexicans the next plague of America. "Do we want to end up like Canada?" John_Doe
- *sighs* ay_carmela
Too....many....jokes.... Slater
- I was going to make a joke... Milkman_Dan
Conqueror's clone inhibitor implanted in Dick Cheney. John_Doe
- We are now focused on Dick Conqueror
Interesting stories about U.S. security fuck ups Viscount_Omega
- X-Rays won't go through LEAD. I have traveled with a large knife too! John_Doe
- security & spending & such daz
- Oh yeah. daz
- Well, it 's all window dressing anyway... Viscount_Omega
- Hate to burst ya'lls bubble X-MAN
- Cool stuff, X-MAN Edgar_Britt
- Yeah, it's all over now. Viscount_Omega
GI Joe deemed risk to flight; Hasbro has no comment. Wulfgar
- Wish I could say I was surprised... ModernRonin
- What do you expect from gov't workers? Homeboy
- Yeah, Homeboy. The private sector is doing such a GREAT job Coaster
- If "knowing is half the battle"... Morrison_Hotel
- you are correct, Coaster. Homeboy
- And US airport security was MUCH better when it was run privately. Throwing_Muses
- So, Homeboy, you would turn your back on 40% of the population? Coaster
- The US has "the highest-quality healthcare system in the world"? Throwing_Muses
- Then enjoy paying for it, Coaster. Homeboy
Spending some time pimping Law and Order: CI... Quagmar
- I love Criminal Intent. SpaceButler
- Yes, I absolutely agree Nick-The-Knife
Anybody here seen "Forgotten Silver"? Slater
- It's supposed to be really, really super... Milkman_Dan
- I have that! the_celluloid_prophet
- It's now the only Liz Phair CD I'm missing... Milkman_Dan
- I *loved* that CD in high school. the_celluloid_prophet
- Sorry, but... Milkman_Dan
- It does depend on my mood. the_celluloid_prophet
Timmy is dead! Slater
- WHY?!! LORD, WHY??! MR_MUCUS
- For a second, I thought you meant South Park's Timmy. Becky_Sharp
- Shit Quagmar
- So is Hank, the Angry Drunken Dwarf Ickyru
- The guy was, like, 15 years old when he starred in Baby Geniuses.. Homeboy
- I bet the girls wanted to fuck a child-looking man. John_Doe
- Bob Hope still not dead. 0b1knob
- .... yet Edie Brickell still lives miss_enthropic_bitch
- Much to the dismay of music fans everywhere, Michael Jackson still alive. HomeSkillet
- He died for real the same day his character died on Passions. 0b1knob
Oh shit! Coaster
- Yeah, read that in Fark & thought of you Coaster... miss_enthropic_bitch
- that is easily fixed stabilo
- Yes, MEB. Gilmore girls is da bomb Coaster
- My apologies Coaster
Okay, so www.savekaryn.com gave me this really great farking idea... Milkman_Dan
- She should whore herself to the net. She'd reduce her debt within a year. John_Doe
- Go fark yourself, Dan Nick-The-Knife
- Well, I'd give you money... Becky_Sharp
- This fall, I will be going to school full time and working three jobs. (NT) Milkman_Dan
- Re: Okay, so www.savekaryn.com gave me this really great farking idea... mcmickt
- Re: Okay, so www.savekaryn.com gave me this really great farking idea... meandhim
- SaveTheCEO.com Moneyman
MILKMAN DAN! MILKMAN DAN! princess_jessica
- What's that? (NT) Milkman_Dan
- i'm bored princess_jessica
- You know what occupies time real well? Milkman_Dan
- *opens mouth wide nodding head* princess_jessica
- Oh, yes, folks, you heard it here first... Milkman_Dan
- I hate you, Milkman Dan. KaReN
Just a little healthy debauchery. Viscount_Omega
- you are gay. John_Doe
- Smack! Viscount_Omega
A raver's manifesto... Milkman_Dan
- That's so cool... SpaceButler
- that's so cyberpunk mia_wallace
- Someone should make a new Sci-Fi genre... SpaceButler
- that sounds more like something out of shadowrun mia_wallace
- I can't read it. the_celluloid_prophet
- On the other hand... Salamander
- (COUGH COUGH) That "intellectual" "raver" ripped off Kevin Mitnick's letter John_Doe
- IN CONCLUSION: Ravers are dumb, idiotic, and lost 50% brain cells. John_Doe
- text daz
- Thanks, daz! (nt) the_celluloid_prophet
- The manifesto blows... Milkman_Dan
- MANIFESTO PLAGIARIZED FROM COMPUTER CRACKER KEVIN MITNICK. John_Doe
- MANIFESTO PLAGIARIZED FROM COMPUTER CRACKER KEVIN MITNICK.. John_Doe
- MANIFESTO PLAGIARIZED FROM COMPUTER CRACKER KEVIN MITNICK... John_Doe
- I'm curious, Mia... SpaceButler
- "all style no substance" mia_wallace
- Now THAT is cool. SpaceButler
- Re: A raver's manifesto... xkatxscratch
anyone wanna rassle? princess_jessica
- *censored* MR_MUCUS
- yeah I'll "rassle" you princess jessica. John_Doe
- Ummm X-MAN
- *shaking in her boots* princess_jessica
- Re: anyone wanna rassle? the_demon
- Re: anyone wanna rassle? Theodoric
- Oh no offense X-MAN
I sooooooo MUCH want to be just like John Doe!! PSYCHO-JAY
- You want to be like me? You like to suck cock? Conqueror
- We perhaps are not the same. None of us are the SAME. WE ARE SLAVES HOWEVER John_Doe
Has anyone else noticed the new "Florida" tag on fark.com? Uber
Best unsung mainstream TV series the_demon
True story: Eamon_J_Doyle
- "'cause i'm a blond B-L-I-N-D! 'cause I'm a blond... miss_enthropic_bitch
- I honestly can't stop laughing. SpaceButler
- i want to be a veterinarian because i love children mia_wallace
- she was sooo blonde mia_wallace
Now read this Becky, my beautiful brainy bookwyrm. Wrath_Of_Dog
- Well, close enough. Wrath_Of_Dog
- What do double-hyphens mean? the_demon
- Double-hyphens? colonel_korn
- becky is not impressed. John_Doe
- No! I am impressed! Becky_Sharp
"Fellowship of the Ring" on DVD: Life is good Drew_Atreides
- Life is GOOD!!? Your positively insane!! Wrath_Of_Dog
- So it looks like I'm the only pathetic geek... Slater
- Life isn't about Social Darwinism, either, WoD MR_MUCUS
- So nice to see all the pathetic losers (Slater) rejoicing Uber
- Sure. Jerk-in-the-Box
- Re: Life is good Kitkat8816
- What I just said above Kitkat8816
Animal rights spy and PETA manager's "hero" is a pedophile-junkie... Milkman_Dan
- My thoughts... Milkman_Dan
- $0.80 for animal tranquilizers? the_demon
- Re: Animal rights spy and PETA manager's daz
- Re: Animal rights spy and PETA manager's tongue
- We could move the whole operation to Canada Becky_Sharp
- Why haven't the Pet_A helped the (-)'s? Save the -!!!!!!!!! Wrath_Of_Dog
- Let's try this again. Wrath_Of_Dog
- oh Wrath_Of_Dog
- MILKMAN_FAG, WHERE THE FUCK DOES IT SAY PEDOPHILE? John_Doe
- Hmm...not bad WoD. Becky_Sharp
- What kind of ammo costs two cents a round? mangy-ranger
- Maybe... Wulfgar
Oops! Oops! Oops! the_demon
- *GASP* Then-then it was YOU? Becky_Sharp
- It's true daz
- I didn't include a link the_demon
- Just couldn't keep quiet, could you daz? Becky_Sharp
- Molocule? the_demon
- Sorry Becky_Sharp
- Watch out... the_demon
- Yep Becky_Sharp
Weird: red rain falls in Vietnam... Milkman_Dan
Blessid Union of Souls is playing my county fair this year... Milkman_Dan
- Slater and Dan as roommates? What would that be like? Becky_Sharp
- It would have to be on HBO... Milkman_Dan
- But wouldn't Slater the_demon
- Wow, Dan, I envy you. Eamon_J_Doyle
- Fag. Slater
- Sammy Kershaw in Oregon? Cajunman
- Slater, you poor, pathetic, predictable sheep. Eamon_J_Doyle
- Sheep? Slater
- Listen, bitch. Eamon_J_Doyle
- *sniff sniff* I smell a spin-off! Becky_Sharp
- NOBODY uses "hella" proudly. Slater
- In case you didn't know Prince_Mongo
- TMNT Smitty_Marine
- Mongo... Milkman_Dan
- Mongo's just irritated Becky_Sharp
- Responses, as though anyone's reading this Eamon_J_Doyle
Gaming fans and political afficionados alike rejoice! Milkman_Dan
- Dude... Slothrop
Dumb & Dumber 2 Slater
- That's not so bad... Milkman_Dan
- Dude, you're gettin' a beating. Slater
- Re: Dumb & Dumber 2 TomofBunyon
- Dumb & Dumber 2 - my wife is now an official cast member TomofBunyon
Verdict prediction for Van Dame trial: Not Quilty. Wrath_Of_Dog
- Quilty? Becky_Sharp
- I'm half stoned. I cant remember my own name. Wrath_Of_Dog
- Well, you could tell me your name Becky_Sharp
- I might be mistaken... the_celluloid_prophet
- Oh yeah, they were guilty. Becky_Sharp
- Kevorkian was also found guility... Slothrop
- I think there was a hung jury in the first trial... mangy-ranger
- The Menendez Brothers, that is. NT mangy-ranger
- I AM NOT FOOLED BY YOU JONAS H. ROE! Quilty as charged, LRT
- That's interesting, LRT Becky_Sharp
- If upholstery is a crime, then I am Quilty. <nt> SpaceButler
- Because, Becky... Milkman_Dan
- I think Becky is flirting with me! LRT
- C'mon LRT this is the INTERNET <G> miss_enthropic_bitch
- hmmmmm... so *this* is what selph the ralph lie, 'eh? mendo
- Well, kiss my grits! Becky_Sharp
- Typical slut <nt> X- LRT
- Oh, you're just jealous Becky_Sharp
- Went last weekend. LRT
- Oh. Becky_Sharp
- I had fun. LRT
- Oh. Becky_Sharp
i am your evil queen mia_wallace
- as your evil queen, my first commandment is mia_wallace
- You are a damn fine slut!! I'll screw you to the wall!! Wrath_Of_Dog
- I cannot refuse the command of my queen... Sir SpaceButler
- Have you been drinking your milk? CAUSE I WANT TO SUCK YOUR BOOBIES!! Wrath_Of_Dog
- Is that what you really want? tongue
- so far wrath is in the lead mia_wallace
- so very seductive mia_wallace
- You are mine. tongue
- What do you want tongue
- Talk dirty to you? Okay... Quagmar
- a note. Smitty_Marine
- well well, smelly marine. what rock did you crawl out from under? mia_wallace
- Can I play too? Nick-The-Knife
- so. you want to play? okay. we'll play. mia_wallace
why are people so retarded? princess_jessica
- What's Psycho-Jay doing in Manitoba? Wrath_Of_Dog
- He managed to stop the bus, didn't he? daz
- hmm... princess_jessica
Dear Crankyland Faded
- After you do that, will you hang yourself with the mouse cord? Milkman_Dan
- Fuck you. Faded
- No... Milkman_Dan
- faded. John_Doe
- and. John_Doe
- Hey J.D. Why are you in our business two days later? Faded
Fuck this site. I'm not getting any attention. PSYCHO-JAY
- Christ. the_celluloid_prophet
- Here's an idea... metaletemon27
- TCP, I love you agony
- There there, PJ Becky_Sharp
- Becky wants to give Psycho-Jay blowjobs. Wrath_Of_Dog
- This is the first time an open handle has ever come after me. Becky_Sharp
- -------------------------------------------!!!!!!!! Take that!!!! Wrath_Of_Dog
- HEY! Becky_Sharp
- Ooo! I forgot one! Becky_Sharp
- Nobody pays attention to me, either... Milkman_Dan
- Country---X ? daz
- Daz... Milkman_Dan
- I also have the same problem sometimes. colonel_korn
- Not intentionally ignoring your posts, milkman daz
I'm probably the only one in here that cares - Chick Hearn died Hellbilly
- He was around when white people used to play basketball Uber
- I was deeply saddened by the news, too... Milkman_Dan
- One of the best. I don't know why he never had much of a national rep. Coaster
Nick the Knife agony
- I'm not going to lie to you, Ag Nick-The-Knife
- Since you're the only one who seems to care, agony
- the only one who cares? mia_wallace
- Hey, that's GREAT!!! Nick-The-Knife
- Mia and Nick agony
New Orleans... the_celluloid_prophet
- i've always wanted to go to mardi gras princess_jessica
- Well, you can come with me then. the_celluloid_prophet
- I wish I could go to Mardi Gras.. miss_enthropic_bitch
- Be sure to get some beads while you are there...... mangy-ranger
- Thanks, m.e.b. the_celluloid_prophet
- Public Enemy was playing there? Milkman_Dan
- It wasn't in New Orleans. the_celluloid_prophet
- Hrm... Milkman_Dan
- Shut up. the_celluloid_prophet
- TCP, I haven't heard from you in a while; drop me a line... Milkman_Dan
- Har-har-har. the_celluloid_prophet
- Why wait til February? daz
- tcp, i may just take you up on that princess_jessica
- (Thumbs down) Ken_Kaminski
- -- says the college student. the_celluloid_prophet
- My favorite memory of Na'wlins Cajunman
- Speaking of "GGW," here's a classic Slater post: Eamon_J_Doyle
- I'm not talking about taking time off from work Ken_Kaminski
- A lot of girls I know seem kinda fascinated with Mardi Gras X-MAN
- Ken, X the_celluloid_prophet
I'm going to enter a Crankylander's dream world tonight. And darkness will John_Doe
- I'm going to enter a Crankylander's anal cavity tonight. And darkness will Much_ Darker_John_Doe
- Conqueror is apparently looking forward to Freddy vs. Jason <nt> Uber
- sorry john mia_wallace
goddammit! i'm still fucking HORNY!!! mia_wallace
- somebody PLEASE talk dirty to me! mia_wallace
- John Doe notices it's mia's period time. John_Doe
- John, I know all your sexual "partners" don't fuck during menstruation. scobie_beasley
- Huh? Technomage
- no, it is not mia's period time mia_wallace
- Menstration and ovulation. tongue
- Menstration... Milkman_Dan
- Menstruation Shakesmear
- Shakes... Milkman_Dan
- HELLO WE'RE TRYING TO HAVE A SERIOUS CONVERSATION ABOUT MENSTRUATION HERE. Technostrange
- I'd venture George Carlin Ken_Kaminski
a LOTR's question mia_wallace
- Tobey McGuire... Morrison_Hotel
- Nick the Knife was in that other movie.. ah Yes HARRY POTTER. John_Doe
- Watch your ass, Laddie Nick-The-Knife
- An Intermediate Middle Earth Expert T-p
- Tom Cruise could've played a Hobbit without digital effects <nt> Hellbilly
- y'know, i thought i was the only one who noticed that in harry potter mia_wallace
- How odd, Mia Nick-The-Knife
- yeah, as if mia_wallace
- hubby said toby mcguier too and as far as midgets go mia_wallace
- what would be really good mia_wallace
- oh shit! here comes the best part! .com mia_wallace
- goddammit mia_wallace
the lough files, part 1 stabilo
Who's watching RAW? Beast
- Caught it... Morrison_Hotel
- Re: Who's watching RAW? the_demon
- The Sarge never really left Drew_Atreides
- A Real American Hero the_demon
- He also beat the shit out of Tomax and Xamot Cajunman
Mr. Cranky drinks inside movies? Faded
- HEY FADED Hellbilly
- Hellbilly Faded
- Well you figured out that Hellbilly
- Pudding wrestling? Milkman_Dan
- 250.00 worth of pudding mia_wallace
Vegetarian Cuisine Hellbilly
- Woops Hellbilly
- I can see your driver's license now: Eamon_J_Doyle
- and I though you were going for some existential joke miss_enthropic_bitch
- Good post. Faded
- The dumb thing is... Edgar_Britt
- i like vegetarian food mia_wallace
- when i come down to san diego next week mia_wallace
- I have recently considered becoming vegetarian... SpaceButler
- Oh please... jen
- Spacebutler... jen
- Eammon takes all his meat scobie_beasley
- jen's right. the_celluloid_prophet
- Oh please yourself. Faded
- So it's like those guys that jack off to computer generated images... Hellbilly
- AND, shouldn't all you anti-animal killing, granola, folk be... Hellbilly
- Well, personally... the_celluloid_prophet
- That's how I feel Hellbilly
- I think "rights" is a meaningless concept Ken_Kaminski
- I'm glad I'm not the only one... Slothrop
- Ken... Milkman_Dan
- You can step around any of society's constraints any time you want Ken_Kaminski
- Stuff Eamon_J_Doyle
- I disagree with you greatly, Eamon... jen
- And on abortion... jen
- ps to Faded jen
"intelligence, don't leave home without it" miss_enthropic_bitch
- Funny (nt) Eamon_J_Doyle
- Were people always that stupid... SpaceButler
- You're so fucking hot M.E.B. Faded
- Hey faded... miss_enthropic_bitch
- those were funny mia_wallace
- Thanks, MEB Nick-The-Knife
Skategate, part 2... the_demon
- "Note that once under pressure, the French surrendered" Becky_Sharp
- Re: Skategate, part 2... the_demon
Saw "Shadow of the Vampire", finally Drew_Atreides
- I loved it... miss_enthropic_bitch
- I liked it, the_demon
- I'm not sure if I like it Hellbilly
- I thought it sucked... Slothrop
- I thought it was great Nick-The-Knife
- Catherine McCormack in Shadow of Vampire Hellbilly
- Atmospheric and well-acted... HomeSkillet
- Homeskillet: not to mention... miss_enthropic_bitch
- Yeah, but who doesn't have a fetish for young asian lads? <nt> Hellbilly
- Now now, pretty lips miss_enthropic_bitch
- i have a fetish for young asian lads mia_wallace
- "barely-touched on subplot of the director's drug habit" scobie_beasley
- Re: Saw nawoodward
Today's playlist Beast
- What are the messages? MR_MUCUS
- Excellent. Slipknot sucks. Eamon_J_Doyle
Sony has finally broken me... ModernRonin
- Wow, someone else has played Einhander... SpaceButler
- Gamesharked it. ModernRonin
- Good news! GT3 is worth $15-20 unlike a year ago! ($50) John_Doe
- Dont waste your money Cajunman
- Still get Medal of Honor Frontline GTBurns
Heading downtown into the land of burning rivers agony
- Good luck. Eamon_J_Doyle
Treasure Planet SpaceButler
- Was it a Pixar flick? <nt> Morrison_Hotel
- SpaceButler, what the fuck are you talking about? Slater
- Slater, we can't have a rational discussion about Disney. SpaceButler
- no matter what anyone says... princess_jessica
- Nope. Slater
- I've gone over why Disney is so awful many times. SpaceButler
- Why should he do that? Technomage
- Youse bothha stoopidds dorckkksszz Simon_The_Knife
- Y'know... Eamon_J_Doyle
The reason I'll buy "Timesplitters 2" the second it's released... Slater
- Yeah but I doubt it'll be better than Solder of Fortune II: Double Helix. John_Doe
- What's the point of multiplayer... Slothrop
- What's the point of friends? John_Doe
- Wow. I didn't know... skilly
Fuck this place. Slater
Mix breeding is disgusting STOP BREEDING WITH NIGGERS! spite
- The White women who are with Black dudes are ugly anyways. John_Doe
- O.J. Simpson's ex-wife(nt) tongue
- it doesn't matter how ugly or pretty the stupid cunt is spite
- the prettiest babies mia_wallace
- Re: Mix breeding is disgusting STOP BREEDING WITH Courtney Love! jcaldw23
The worst movie new EVER. Slater
- Err... Slater
- Betcha it's disney at work again. miss_enthropic_bitch
- According to Coming Attractions... Morrison_Hotel
- No. Slater
- Your favorite comedy? MR_MUCUS
- Slater: Morrison_Hotel
- Morrison... Slater
- And... Slater
- There, there.... MR_MUCUS
- Why do so many people like that movie so much? last_angry_man
I moved into a new apartment... Slater
Monkies intimidate The Man. Wulfgar
- There are trained monkeys in India. scobie_beasley
Psycho Jay fodder and supermarket member cards X-MAN
- Bullshit. Blackhearted
- Bullshit X-MAN
- Bullshit again. Slater
- X-MAN being stupid... Slothrop
- The Exact Statute... Slothrop
- X-MAN's stupidity is hardly surprising. Throwing_Muses
- You stupis ignorant fuckers X-MAN
- Re: Psycho Jay fodder and supermarket member cards X-MAN
- Re: Psycho Jay fodder and supermarket me.mber cards X-MAN
- Post of the week to EX-MAN for .../78/6.html Throwing_Muses
- Found proof X-MAN
- X Technomage
- hahaha Slater
- I don't think the word "intent" there means your intent Ken_Kaminski
- Wow... Slothrop
- X-MAN lives in joyful paranoia about a possible "McGuyver Law..." skilly
- Everything not compulsory is forbidden, everything not forbidden is Ken_Kaminski
- Re: Psycho Jay fodder and supermarket member cards X-MAN
jeezuz H... am i the only one here? mia_wallace
- Huh? colonel_korn
- well, i'm going to bed mia_wallace
- Mia do you cheat on your husband X-MAN
- XXie mia_wallace
- if it's any consolation to you mia_wallace
- oh yes, mia_wallace
- I will not make a violent rape statement here. John_Doe
does anyone know where i can find some internet porn? mia_wallace
- Mia Beast
hellbilly mia_wallace
- how about it? mia_wallace
This really pisses me off. SpaceButler
- You fucking bleeding hearts!!! Hellbilly
- y'know, i've quit paying attention to bush mia_wallace
- ...but honestly Hellbilly
- honestly mia_wallace
- We're fighting terrorism, not countries. SpaceButler
- I will make a movie about this someday... SpaceButler
- many people who live in the middle east mia_wallace
- Well, for starters... SpaceButler
- Saddam signed his death warrant X-MAN
- i don't want to declare war on everyone in sight mia_wallace
- The USofA can only move against Iraq if it hangs Israel out to dry. scobie_beasley
- Iraq He_Shot_Me_In_The_Botox
- The Great Satan hasn't declared war on anyone in more than 50 years Ken_Kaminski
- All my friends drive a low rider. Slater
- I only hope there's no war because of a draft Ken_Kaminski
- I admire your honesty, Ken MR_MUCUS
- Those figures make really good sense Ken_Kaminski
- Why don't you Americans have another Civil War. scobie_beasley
- Re: y'know, i've quit paying attention to bush Nick-The-Knife
- that was stupid mia_wallace
- Yeah, it was Nick-The-Knife
- I mean, no, it wasn't Nick-The-Knife
- well fuck me gently with a chainsaw. obviously it was my beauty mia_wallace
- Mia Nick-The-Knife
- oooo. you're caught in a lie. well, it wouldn't be the first time mia_wallace
- Mia Nick-The-Knife
i am horny mia_wallace
- as usual, so am I...I could be there in 50 minutes but Hellbilly
- ooh. you're horny too? mia_wallace
- i was going to try to work down there in san diego mia_wallace
- Mia, I noticed something strange Hellbilly
- no hellbilly, it doesn't make any sense mia_wallace
john doe mia_wallace
- I don't need night vision goggles. John_Doe
soon i will be messing around with dead people mia_wallace
people i like (not necessarily in this order) mia_wallace
- You mean I'm not on your list?! Nick-The-Knife
Nick the Knife getting annoyed by Mia Wallace. John_Doe
- i should hope so mia_wallace
- Excuse me? Nick-The-Knife
- you're excused mia_wallace
- Thank you, Mia. Now that I'm back... Nick-The-Knife
- i'm just giving you something to live for mia_wallace
I want to come off as a suave erotic man... I look at mia wallace. John_Doe
- well, if you want to come off as more "man-like" mia_wallace
- And grow a dick while you're at it Nick-The-Knife
from the Funny Mailer daz
from news of the Wierd daz
24 hours to the release of "The Fellowship of the Ring" on DVD Drew_Atreides
- one day and a wake-up mia_wallace
- Don't see the point of getting it now... Morrison_Hotel
- What's so great about this movie? And Gandalf is a REAL HOMOSEXUAL MAN. John_Doe
- What is the big fucking deal? Nick-The-Knife
- They aren't pulling this "Special Edition" crap again, are they? Drew_Atreides
- think of it this way, drew mia_wallace
- and nicholas mia_wallace
- ALL DVDS SHALL COME WITH WORDING "SPECIAL EDITION" John_Doe
- NickthrKnife Edgar_Britt
- I got it on my computer months ago X-MAN
- fuck you XXie! mia_wallace
- I'll cheerfully buy both editions. Slater
- Good points mia, Slater Drew_Atreides
- Drew, for the past "couple of years?" Ken_Kaminski
- Gandulff iza Homo DORK!!! Simon_The_Knife
- That was a little humour :) Drew_Atreides
- Star Trek II Directors Cut Special Edition is due out tomorrow MR_MUCUS
- You still haven't answered my question Nick-The-Knife
- And Mia... Nick-The-Knife
- is what? mia_wallace
- I said... Nick-The-Knife
just watched "resident evil", as someone who has spent hours playing it mia_wallace
- It had it's moments.. Drew_Atreides
- he was cool mia_wallace
- Why are most B-Actors damn handsome? Damn. John_Doe
- that is an interesting point. i think it's because mia_wallace
- Resident Evil is one of the very worst movies ever made. Slater
Did anyone here watch the Anna Nicole Show? Morrison_Hotel
- I watched a little when the repeated it last night. Becky_Sharp
I am the Master of Disguise. Disguised_ Darker_Conqueror
- Did anyone in the Eastern time zone watch the Anna Nicole show? Morrison_Hotel
- NO I DID NOT WATCH THE ANAL NICOLE WEBSHOW. John_Doe
Mort Castle's MOON ON THE WATER Beast
Lilo and Stitch - pretty darn good. ModernRonin
Has anyone read "The Lovely Bones"? Uber
- only pussies use words like "haunting and endearing" mia_wallace
- I've got a lovely bone for you Nick-The-Knife
- Wow, the two butt pirates attack Uber
are YOU a hypocrite? mia_wallace
- No, I pretty much admit to being shallow Uber
- that wasn't the question, dumbass mia_wallace
last night at work mia_wallace
- I could give you happiness mia Uber
- Sure you can do that mia wallace. Just throw up after you eat. John_Doe
- And if you need help vomiting, just read one of John Doe's posts Nick-The-Knife
No more Trailer Park? Becky_Sharp
How emo are you? Eamon_J_Doyle
- I'm only 14% emo Theodoric
- 6% Technomage
- i'm 50% emo mia_wallace
- mia Technomage
- I am 38% Elmo. Throwing_Muses
- What does emo mean? Uber
- Mia Theodoric
- theo, that was interesting mia_wallace
- 18% Ken_Kaminski
- Ken/mia... Eamon_J_Doyle
- You guys just aren't "hep" to the "teen lingo" Nick-The-Knife
- Mia Theodoric
- "teen lingo"? mia_wallace
- Are you telling me "Dear Abby" isn't cool?!?! Nick-The-Knife
- Re: How emo are you? karirenee
- Re: How emo are you? Untitled
- Re: How emo are you? Laura_rules
Saw a movie ("Signs"), finished a book ("House of Leaves"). Eamon_J_Doyle
- So, Unbreakable... SpaceButler
- I read that book approximately 9 months ago Ken_Kaminski
- HOUSE OF LEAVES and SIGNS both ruled... Milkman_Dan
- I found it strange that in the list of horror movies in House Ken_Kaminski
- Ken... Eamon_J_Doyle
- My theory about the book, overall Ken_Kaminski
- And the reason that's important... Ken_Kaminski
- Here's another thing you should definitely take into consideration Ken_Kaminski
- The "me" typo is on page 320, BTW Ken_Kaminski
- Ken/SB Eamon_J_Doyle
- Actually, I think most of it was intentional Ken_Kaminski
- Norse world serpent... Smitty_Marine
- I think I got "Selandril" from something Tolkien made up Ken_Kaminski
Women News. Having a baby will reduce chances of breast cancer by 50% John_Doe
- You read it, beyotches! Now spread them legs! MR_MUCUS
- Reading a John Doe post will increase chances of permanent stupidity by 50% Darkest_Ever_ Darker_John_Doe
- More Women News! Becky_Sharp
Webpage of girl eating a candy that looks like a dildo. John_Doe
- Anime is gay. Much_Much_ Darker_John_Doe
- Speaking of anime, where is Gundam Conqueror? <nt> Uber
- I'm a casual fan, not one of those addicts who swear by it. John_Doe
- Dunno. John_Doe
- Hey, shut up, fatass. Darkest_Ever_ Darker_Conqueror
- Saying that anime is gay... Smitty_Marine
- Re: Webpage of girl eating a candy that looks like a dildo. rkothlow
Holy shit, this is funny... Milkman_Dan
- Yeah Technomage
- I'm reading all the archives... Milkman_Dan
- so that's why i havn't given birth to the new messiah yet mia_wallace
- I couldn't read all of that Nick-The-Knife
Scientists create super-intelligent combat robot. It escapes. Conqueror... Uber
happy birthday to me! princess_jessica
- 19 is a worthless birthday. So is 20. So is everything after 21. Cheers. Uber
- hmm... princess_jessica
- I would have started this thread if I knew you were still around... SpaceButler
- Happy birthday, indeed... Milkman_Dan
- Conqueror reminds you that Princess Jessica is a homosexual. John_Doe
- daz chops of John_Doe's head with a mighty butter knife. daz
- Theo applauds Daz's actions and congratulates the birthday girl (er, woman) Theodoric
- Happy birthday. Eamon_J_Doyle
- Darker John Doe reminds you that Conqueror is a homosexual. Darker_and_ Darker_John_Doe
- Happy Birthday Princess!!!! James_Duck_Dodgers_IV
- I get laid daily. Every birthday after 21 still sucks. Uber
- Happy Birthday, Jess! Becky_Sharp
- today is a very special day mia_wallace
- today in rotten history mia_wallace
- They had "comfort women?" Becky_Sharp
- becky mia_wallace
- That's true, mia. : ) <nt> Becky_Sharp
- Happy birthday, Jessica Nick-The-Knife
- Re: happy birthday to me! Smitty_Marine
- more on comfort women (& hb, jessica!) ay_carmela
- mr. wonderful may never lie mia_wallace
OMG!! Conqueror is the most brilliant intellectual here in CLAND. John_Doe
- Besides Uber... Uber
- OMG!! Conqueror is the biggest fuckhead here in CLAND. Even_ Darker_John_Doe
- Re: OMG!! Conqueror is the most brilliant intellectual here in CLAND. Throwing_Muses
I WILL CREATE THE MOST SUPREME RACE ON PLANET EARTH. John_Doe
- "It will be the most cute, efficient, and superior of all human races." MR_MUCUS
- How cute could they be with German DNA? Ken_Kaminski
- Conqie... Theodoric
- They would be defeated easily. Darker_and_ Darker_John_Doe
Vacuum Device Enlarges Breasts (Requires 10 hours per day wearing) John_Doe
- Conqueror, what do the end-users say scobie_beasley
- Re: Vacuum Device Enlarges Breasts (Requires 10 hours per day wearing) daz
- Vacuum Device Enlarges Conqueror's Penis(Requires 24 hours per day wearing) Much_Much_ Darker_John_Doe
- perhaps i'll look into it when they perfect the technology mia_wallace
- Until then, it's peanut butter time. <nt> scobie_beasley
- The part they left out Nick-The-Knife
So I saw a group of Middle Eastern guys playing this a Dave & Busters Hellbilly
- The Japanese are so superior in many ways to Americans. John_Doe
- Africans are a disgrace to everyone in the world. They are unproductive. John_Doe
- Final proof that John Doe is not not Eamoron. scobie_beasley
- That's it, John-Boy . THE_MANICAL_ MR_MUCUS
- scobie's not very nice. Eamon_J_Doyle
- John Doe is a disgrace to everybody. Darkest_Ever_ Darker_John_Doe
Hey people i'm in Switzerland Critico
- Critico, you should go to Cracow, Poland sometime. scobie_beasley
- Avoid the inferior Euro races like those Pollocks/Wops/Drunkies John_Doe
- Conquie, it's Pol'A'cks not Poll'O'cks. scobie_beasley
- Venice is so beautiful Critico
- Cool, Critico! Becky_Sharp
- Yep Critico
- Don't knock it just yet. Becky_Sharp
Another inneffective government program X-MAN
- Oddly enough, authority figures are the worst people to exert authority. SpaceButler
- Stop copy/pasting the "Liberal Media" you hypocrite. <nt> Throwing_Muses
- SB Technomage
- Well, I'm convinced. SpaceButler
- Good. Technomage
- SpaceButler... Eamon_J_Doyle
- Eamon, I thought you'd be the first to understand... SpaceButler
- No Technomage
- SB... Eamon_J_Doyle
You gotta feel sorry for this guy Coaster
All Hail the Wisdom of Cranky!!! OrionCA
- It's funny, because I was just hoping Brent Spiner would do more movies. SpaceButler
A Moral Question agony
- Murder is a higher crime than adultry. ModernRonin
- Yeah X-MAN
- I just emailed the pope, and he said scobie_beasley
- Neither sin is as bad as the sin of marriage (nt) Ken_Kaminski
- sidenote agony
I forgot that wrestling can be stupidly entertaining X-MAN
- Much like reading your posts MR_MUCUS
So what Summer Movies are left? MR_MUCUS
- You forgot Adventures of Pluto Nash with Eddie Murphy... Morrison_Hotel
IS THERE PORNOGRAPHY ON YOUR COMPUTER??? Dumbass
- You're damn tootin' there is! ModernRonin
- THAT WAS THE MOST FUNNY POP UP I HAVE EVER SEEN. John_Doe
- Is the pope a Pole? <nt> scobie_beasley
Turtle! Turtle! StarGazer
- You HAD to? Nick-The-Knife
My day at the Monroe County Fair MR_MUCUS
- where is monroe county? mia_wallace
New penis-enhancing pants for sale Uber
- Damn! daz
- Re: New penis-enhancing pants for sale Ignacio
- all you need is a silky disco shirt mia_wallace
- I dunno about the Peace sign, Mia.. miss_enthropic_bitch
- Well, this is another sign of the impending apocalypse. Eamon_J_Doyle
- It figures Uber would know about these Nick-The-Knife
- Uber, did you attend a summer school scobie_beasley
- Eammon, before you insert the butt plugs scobie_beasley
- This is almost as stupid as the J-Lo ass implants Uber
- uber=john doe mia_wallace
PsychoJay's Website. John_Doe
- Conqueror, at least he's aspiring to sleep with women Uber
- Much better than the moose <nt> daz
- Conqueror's Website. Much_Much_ Darker_John_Doe
Game that John Doe would enjoy losing Wulfgar
- Only if the hunters are women. I don't do men for the 100th time!!!!!!!!!!! John_Doe
- Should be called "Conqueror Hunt" Uber
Bill Moyers of PBS arrested for DUI. John_Doe
Take a spelling Bee! Cajunman
- This should be fun.. daz
- No surprises daz
- Um, Daz... SpaceButler
- 10/10 (nt) Eamon_J_Doyle
from the Funny Mailer daz
- i have seen too much stabilo
Disaster of Disguise GTBurns
- I'll give him the benefit of the doubt... Morrison_Hotel
- Didn't he go down the tubes with Blank Slate? Ickyru
- the Detroit paper review said MoD is only 65 minutes long MR_MUCUS
Anybody watch "The Rerun Show" on NBC last nite? MR_MUCUS
- Anybody noteworthy in the cast? Theodoric
- All unknowns MR_MUCUS
Why I hate wigger trash spite
- Me too! mbaker
- Re: Why I hate wigger trash GTBurns
- just remember mia_wallace
- that was short and sweet mia wallace. I HATE WHIGGERS. John_Doe
- The reasons for the growing numbers of female whiggers are easy X-MAN
- X-Man is funny. So you're saying DMagic is ugly/fat? John_Doe
- No self-respecting white woman would ever... Uber
- There are two options to deal with these people 4551ellman
- you people are idiots mia_wallace
- The site attracts people with a lot of hate. SpaceButler
- Mia Mia Mia. I'm not dumb and neither is Uber. John_Doe
- Who turned this place into White Pride Central? En_Ron_Hubbard
- ERH Technomage
- So when's the book burning? Nick-The-Knife
- You've got to love a thread scobie_beasley
- And Nick, it's "Beds are Burning" when it comes to us Vs them. scobie_beasley
- gee scooby mia_wallace
- besides mia_wallace
- scobie, what the fuck are you babbling about? Nick-The-Knife
- "for every one black person" - it made a lot of sense to me at the time. scobie_beasley
- Re: Why I hate wigger trash..this is so great spite
- Fair enough, scobie Nick-The-Knife
- Scobie, I didn't know you were hurt by the racist asshole comments... SpaceButler
- Sorry, I meant spite, in the previous post. SpaceButler
- Re: Why I hate wigger trash triple-valve
- wiggers triple-valve
- Re: Why I hate wigger trash Griffith.com jigabooslayer
- Re: Why I hate wigger trash Killwiggers35
Does anyone here believe in psychic powers? Cajunman
- The universe is more interesting with psychic powers daz
- I as well, am a conduit for the paranormal. SpaceButler
- Cajunman: colonel_korn
- I think it's possible the definition of the word "semantics" came to me Ken_Kaminski
- i can relate to that stabilo
- Korn.... Cajunman
- Oh certainly X-MAN
- Why? Edgar_Britt
- I realize my response came off wrong X-MAN
Dammit. My Yahoo account's not working. S1ater
- You know those trolls work a lot less well... Slothrop
- I should know... S1othrop
- Too bad. SIater
I am The Master Of Bullshit. Just so you should know. PSYCHO-JAY
Ebert gave "Signs" four stars. Eamon_J_Doyle
- Perhapes I'll take Pistachio up on his dinner offer... PSYCHO-JAY
- Re: Ebert gave daz
- What sort of self-absorbed fuckwit posts scobie_beasley
- scobie, will you (n)ever learn? Eamon_J_Doyle
- Eammon, (it's a pity Eamoron was copyrighted by someone else), my first scobie_beasley
- Stutterpost - anyway Eamon, it's your call. scobie_beasley
- scobie. Listen carefully. Eamon_J_Doyle
- Oh, so you ARE a genuine 24 carat moron. scobie_beasley
- Excellent! I win this round. -nt- Eamon_J_Doyle
Hello! PistachioDisguisey
- I already posted "TURTLE GUY RUULLZZ!!" near the bottom. PSYCHO-JAY
- Wonderful! PistachioDisguisey
Read this post or I'll kill you. Eamon_J_Doyle
- If given the choice between MY posts and YOUR posts...... PSYCHO-JAY
- Here's another poem! Eamon_J_Doyle
- See people? Now isn't reading that a lot less painful... PSYCHO-JAY
- Eamon, you goddamn dipshit... Slater
- Who gives a shit? Eamon_J_Doyle
- BUUUUUUUT............ PSYCHO-JAY
- AND... Eamon_J_Doyle
- Be grateful Slater even bothered to respond, Eamon. PSYCHO-JAY
- I give a shit, Semen. Slater
- No one likes a whiner, Slater. Eamon_J_Doyle
- Nobody likes "poets" either. Guess we're in the same boat. Slater
- Eammon, when are you going to post that photo of you scobie_beasley
- Slater/scobie... Eamon_J_Doyle
- Hmmmm. Shakesmear
Well, the cops shot the fuck out of that kidnapper in California Uber
- One of the deputies was firing at him from 4 feet away... Homeboy
- Homeboy is correct. The damage has been done. PSYCHO-JAY
- Ehh...rape's not that traumatic. Slater
- Goats don't count, Slater. PSYCHO-JAY
- That's kind of sad. Technomage
- where's skilly when you need her? miss_enthropic_bitch
- What's Clockwork Orange style? <tc> daz
- Daz... miss_enthropic_bitch
- which kidnapper? mia_wallace
- The guy.. miss_enthropic_bitch
- Homeboy, you're right Junk_Yard_Dog
- Fuck that piece of shit Nick-The-Knife
- Nick, where have you been? <nt> Uber
- Interesting X-MAN
- I've been around, Ub Nick-The-Knife
- a question Edgar_Britt
- Well Technomage
- Re: Well, the cops shot the fuck out of that kidnapper in California X-MAN
- Cheers Edgar_Britt
- Nick Uber
- Ahhh, sounds nice Nick-The-Knife
- When the hell did Nick become a hippie? Slater
- DON'T YOU CALL ME A HIPPIE, YOU SHITHEEL!!! Nick-The-Knife
- Typical hippie rhetoric. Slater
- nick, you'd beat your kids? mia_wallace
- Slater and Mia Nick-The-Knife
- back to being a prick? mia_wallace
- Child-rearing . . . Hairhead
- . . . sounds like a topic for mendo. Technomage
- How to prevent public tantrums. scobie_beasley
- "Outmanuevered by a child"? Nick-The-Knife
- Aargh! Hairhead
- Hairhead question for you... miss_enthropic_bitch
I got buddy fucked Wrath_Of_Dog
- names changed to protect the innocent. Wrath_Of_Dog
- Wrath gets cock blocked Nick-The-Knife
Iranians: Letting girls take off veils in classrooms encourages nudity Uber
- "Those wacky arabs!" Edgar_Britt
Somewhere out there. A Gay White Male is stalking me. John_Doe
- Why are you afraid of coming out, Conqueror? Uber
- Shut up Darker Conqueror. John_Doe
- ...and his name is Eamon J. Doyle Nick-The-Knife
- "Pursues." Idiot. Eamon_J_Doyle
- BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. "Persues" not "persues". scobie_beasley
- I have absolutely no idea what any of that meant. -nt- Eamon_J_Doyle
- Eamon, you loser Nick-The-Knife
- Yeah, Eamon, I have to go with you on that one Nick-The-Knife
- Nick, talking to yourself is a bad habit. Eamon_J_Doyle
- This is what happens when I try to be nice Nick-The-Knife
- Well, thank you for being honest. Eamon_J_Doyle
- Yeah, that's something you'd feel smug about Nick-The-Knife
- Great comeback! Eamon_J_Doyle
- Better than yours, anyway Nick-The-Knife
- I win. Eamon
How Long Before AOL Goes Belly Up? Dan_in_Cincinnati
- Re: How Long Before AOL Goes Belly Up? the_demon
- Soon, hopefully Nick-The-Knife
See you in hell, dinner plate. Slater
Saw "American Movie" Drew_Atreides
- American Movie? I know that guy! good to be king@. Konig_Ludwig
- Forget film making. Throwing_Muses
Didn't John Candy already make this movie? 0b1knob
- Did you actually see it (The john candy movie)? tongue
Truer words were never spoken Quiddler
- Nuh uh. Becky_Sharp
- Re: Truer words were never spoken daz
- I thought the Traficant hairstyle the_demon
- I believe that's "split infinity" Becky_Sharp
- After two days of research.... the_demon
- After five minutes of research Becky_Sharp
- Fuck the split infinitives Nick-The-Knife
- Yes Becky_Sharp
I AM A GOD! (I started a Yahoo Group and now has over 30 members!) John_Doe
- NO I AM NOT BIPOLAR. John_Doe
- Bow. Quiddler
- I'll be in your group. Slater
- http://groups.yahoo.com/group/too-cute-to-be-straight/ Conqueror
- You're funny. Funny looking. John_Doe
- All this proves... Nick-The-Knife
Goldmember is the BEST Austin Powers, no doubt Coaster
- I dunno Becky_Sharp
- Shhhhh! the_demon
- That remark is gonna haunt me for awhile, isn't it Mike? Becky_Sharp
- I wasn't the greatest fan of the first two, either.. Drew_Atreides
- As long as it's funny, the_demon
- They were all funny in their own ways... Morrison_Hotel
- The steam is long gone, MH MR_MUCUS
- My feelings X-MAN
- The first two were hilarious. Throwing_Muses
M.O.D. is S.H.I.T. Konig_Ludwig
- D.R.E. from L.B.C. Slater
This is cool. Slater
- That is very cool! Becky_Sharp
- Ehh...not for awhile. Slater
- Have you ever read Scott McCloud's "Understanding Comics?" Ken_Kaminski
- Yeah, I've read it. Slater
- I still think... Slothrop
- *humps Becky Wallace* John_Doe
- What was that? Becky_Sharp
- Put me in Slothrop's camp... ModernRonin
- Re: This is cool. daz
- I wish people read my books. I write books all thetime. John_Doe
- Daz Slater
- Repost of chapter eight for Ben... Slater
- I don't stutter. And that was my penis. John_Doe
- That was GREAT the_demon
- Congratulations. Eamon_J_Doyle
- Aye... speaker4dead
- Slater, can I put that on my website? ModernRonin
- I don't care. Slater
- pretty good chapter 8, Slater.... miss_enthropic_bitch
- Let me get this striaght Nick-The-Knife
- Re: This is cool. Smitty_Marine
TURTLE GUY RUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZ!!!! PSYCHO-JAY
- BEAT ME WITH AN UGLY SHIT!! I DESERVE IT!! PSYCHO-JAY
i've just finished watching goldmember on my computer mia_wallace
- You go girl! Oh_Dear_God_Make_It_Stop
This week's exciting LRT issue! LRT
- Shag both of them Edgar_Britt
- Typical sluts <nt> X-MAN
- Wait a minute Becky_Sharp
- 2 things... miss_enthropic_bitch
- I don't know what AREFUL is... Slater
- Wow Slater miss_enthropic_bitch
- X-man is right... Slothrop
- ...wing. Throwing_Muses
My dream job has always been either 1. Spy 2. Bounty Hunter 3. Assassin. John_Doe
- "I'd have a hot nerdy girl" Edgar_Britt
- and the knives come out stabilo
- But instead you became a loser posting to Mr. Cranky? Oh_Dear_God_Make_It_Stop
- Too bad you got stuck with the job of being an asshole Nick-The-Knife
I'M HORNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hellbilly
- here's $50 stabilo
- no, really stabilo
- Re: I'M HORNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mia_wallace
- That's cute how Mia calls her husband 'hubby'. PSYCHO-JAY
- geez, Vin Diesel? hunter
- Mia's husband calls Mia Wifey. How cute! John_Doe
- y'know, calling someone as good looking as vin diesel a "cro magnon" mia_wallace
The reviews for this one haven't been too kind... Morrison_Hotel
- Has he ever