08/08/02: Hey MEN, Ever had a ejaculation story like this?

Posted By: John_Doe

Okay you haven't masturbated or fucked anyone for the past couple of weeks then all of a sudden you sleep and have this very erotic dream where you're fucking someone then all of a sudden it suddenly feels real and you wake up finding your cock pumping out semen! DAMN DON'T YOU HATE SEMEN DREAMS!

It's good to masturbate at least once every week because it relieves you of stress, hormonal fluids which may influence acne and other ailments, plus you exercuse your penile organ to become further sexually enhanced.

Responses to this message:

• Women get turned on by the smell of semen and GETTING WOMEN TO EAT SEMEN. John_Doe
• women, please read this article and put in any comments if I am wrong. John_Doe
• Um... Uber
• huh. princess_jessica
• Why do I get the feeling Jessica is an expert Uber
• Uber... Milkman_Dan
• Dan, this is the classic bad girl/good head problem Uber
• For the record, I'm a vegan. Eamon_J_Doyle
• More proof John Doe is gay auto_stop
• By day, hes Transgender Man; by night, hes..... john Doe Goku-vs-Jason
• Re: Hey MEN, Ever had a ejaculation story like this? brett

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