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Anyone who liked the matrix deserves to be taken outside and ass fucked!! It is the worst pile of shit i have ever seen in my life.
The dialogue and acting is piss poor, the characters are all completely 1 dimensional with their personas able to be summed up on the back of a stampp, and it tries far too hard to be cool up to the point of pretention.
And don't get me started on the philosophy for dummies aspect to it.
The only thing that it has got going for it is the action sequences, but they are quite dull and overdone. Action on its own is shite, the only reason people like action is because it serves as a catalyst for things like drama and tension. But the action in the matrix was completely devoid of this. It is a classic case of style over substance. And apparently those kung fu scenes were completely lifted from other films.
Oh Neo you're The One, let me take you upstairs and shag you you devilishly good looking gimp ass. What a load of shit. The one this, the one that, i used to have those kind of fantasies about being 'the one' when i was about 10 yrs old. Its pathetic.
Morpheus is the most irratating character EVER!!!! I wanted to shove those shades down his throat. And dont get me started on the completely tacked on love aspect of the whole film. Trinity and Neo have no realtionship during the whole film, i mean they exchange about 3 lines between each other, and we are supposed to believe she falls in love with him, yeah right!
SO to some up...what is the matrix? A complete pile of stinking shit, written by geeks for geeks. The only thing it has going for it at all is its well-choreographed but otherwise mediocre action sequences.
So there you have it you pieces of shit, now fuck off and stop worshipping this pile of wank.
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