05/22/03: Mr C's review gets three bombs

Posted By: roo


I don't get it - doesn't like the movie but only one bomb? Has Mr Cranky succumbed to the hype?

This movie was the worst kind of crapitude. Basically, nothing happened. The only two plotlines were (1) sentinels are digging to Zion and (2) Neo must get to the Source. Well, by the end of the movie the sentinels hadn't dug to Zion and Neo hadn't got to the Source. The Oracle's mumbo- jumbo was surpassed in mumbo-jumboness only by that of the Architect.

Fight scenes were boring after the first 40 seconds each - why did they go on and on and on and what's the point when Agent Smith can't harm Neo and Neo can't harm Agent Smith? Freeway chase was exactly the same as every other freeway chase in every other movie. AND SO DAMN LONG!!

What the hell was the point of that 5 minute music-video orgy at the start?

Why did Neo kill dozens of innocent people just to zoom in and rescue Trinity? Some hero.

Why did I pay $13.50 for this?

That's all.


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