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I agree with everything you have written in this post. I agree so much that I feel like it was really I who wrote it. Another thing I would have added to the first post is this: This movie was about everything and nothing. Many characters make an appearance for like one scene and then they are gone. It's like the Whackoff brothers just decided to throw in everything they thought might be kinda cool, you know .. niggah! Please. Like, where the fuck did the "twins" go? And what's with the Keymaker's shifting personality? First he's brave, then he's a pussy, then he's brave, then he's a pussy. What the hell? And what about the "French" Melanie Griffith and his ugly ass wife? Why doesn't he write a program to make his wife look less like a piece of shit? And hey, why is the Architect sitting in a big chair in a room full of TVs all by himself? Was he watching some surround sound kiddie porn or something?
And then there's the whole issue with the Architect who is supposed to be the kingpin of the whole operation and yet he can't predict one simple thing like "Trinity will die and there is nothing you can do about it." He was the last solid thing in the movie, and they ruined it with that gay sappy bullshit and Neo's "I love you too much" lines, sounding like they were delivered by a Chinese man who doesn't speak a word of English. And you'd think that if the Matrix is so sophisticated, the people in the real world wouldn't be living like fucking bums in a big clay pit dancing like rodents on hot coals. If they can create a world with airplanes and satellites and nukes, why can't they build some of that shit on their own fucking planet?? Oh, I guess they like starving to death and prancing around in mud to tribal drums while the rest of the "poor people" are stuck in the aweful Matrix with jacuzzis, massage parlors, and beaches.
And if the President of the United States can get any woman he wants, and he's an retarded wimp, why can't Neo (aka God) pick up a chick that doesn't look like a broomstick dipped in cottage cheese? And you're right, WHAT THE FUCK was the 30 minute scene in the pit? After about 15 seconds I started to hear the ever louder gasp from people in the theater, "What the fuck is this?!?"
And do we really need to hear the fucking ape Link's commentary of what is happening? "He caught her!" "I can't take it!" Can't someone shoot that Melanie Griffith? Speaking of Melanie Griffith, did you notice that nearly all the high ranking characters in the movie were fucking Melanie Griffith? The Defense Minister, the second captain to volunteer, Morpheus, Link, the Oracle, etc.. If the reality is that I'm in a tub of slime with Melanie Griffith running the true world, just unplug me now. And if they weren't fucking Melanie Griffith, they were women. Nearly all the councellors were Melanie Griffith or women. In fact the head concellor who tapped the gavel and seemed to be in charge was a fucking woman. Nothing but appeasing women and Melanie Griffith. We got it ok Hollywood, women and Melanie Griffith are just as good as everyone else, now start casting your fucking movies properly! Even in T3, the lead enemy is a woman. I was gonna go see it, but fuck that bullshit. If some 90 pound anorexic slut is gonna kick Arnold's ass, I'm ready to become a rapist.
But I realize there was just too much shit in the movie to make mention of it all, because you'd basically have to go through the whole movie.
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