1) Were you a bully, nerdboy, loser, or invisible other in high school?
Invisible other. It was safer that way.
2) Do you think that kids can be so mean as to justify going Columbine? Any sympathy for the picked on nerds that strike back?
Yeah right. My heart bleeds for two dipshits who went through remarkably similar experiences that people the world over go through, only they were better fed. Fuck 'em.
3) Did you love going to high school and the whole popularity contests, school spirit, having your voice crack, growing hair in strange places, and popping zits? Or did you cut classes and are just happy to have made it out of that hell hole alive and with some shred of sanity?
High school was shit, but working day in, day out for a living is no fun either.
4) So do you now understand why you had to learn Algerbra, history, and industrial arts? Aren't you using it everyday?
Fortunately, I didn't have to study maths in my final few years at school.
I probably do call on some aspects of history at work, though (it was always the most interesting part of school anyway).
And what the fuck is industrial arts?
5) Name the best things about going to high school (significant events like losing your virginity etc.).
All those holidays. I lived in a coastal resort town, so I had weeks at a time by the beach during the warm summer months.
6) Any teachers/administators that you would have loved to see keel over and die?
They were all so mediocre, I've forgotten most of their names. I really don't care what happened to them.
7) Ever have a crush on a teacher and/or an affair that you now feel safe in revealing?
No fucking way.
8) Did you feel the need to act like a moron or did you take pride in being the first nerd to raise your hand to answer the tough questions?
Such was the low level of intelligence around me, raising my hand first was no achievement, believe me.
9) Do anything that you regret in high school (like beat the crap out of kids or moon the janitor)?
Not really. Maybe I could've been nicer to some geeky kids.
10) Have you gone to any reunions or do you plan to or are you just going to forget that high school ever happened until you can track down the people you hated and gut them like fish?
The retards I went to school with couldn't organise a root in a brothel, so I'm pretty sure we didn't have a reunion. Anyway, I'd have to travel interstate and I'm not sure it'd be worth the flight to see who's bald and who has four kids to three different fathers.
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