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1) Were you a bully, nerdboy, loser, or invisible other in high school?
I was a jock. At the time, I never considered myself an asshole. I would go out of my way to include people, but some experiences where I've seen those who were "geeks" in high school since, I realize I wasn't always as inclusive as I thought.
2) Do you think that kids can be so mean as to justify going Columbine? Any sympathy for the picked on nerds that strike back?
This is an absurd question.
3) Did you love going to high school and the whole popularity contests, school spirit, having your voice crack, growing hair in strange places, and popping zits? Or did you cut classes and are just happy to have made it out of that hell hole alive and with some shred of sanity?
High school was a lot of fun. Didn't have zits. No real trouble with puberty. Wasn't allowed to cut classes at military school.
4) So do you now understand why you had to learn Algerbra, history, and industrial arts? Aren't you using it everyday?
Yeah, but the method in which it was inflicted still doesn't sit right with me. I'm not talking about abuse at military school. I'm talking about the quitters and misenthropes that are most high school teachers.
5) Name the best things about going to high school (significant events like losing your virginity etc.).
Age 13: Got caught jerking off in the bathroom. Was emotionally scarred for the next six months. Thought I was the only one who had ever done it.
Age 18: Lost my virginity to a 23 year-old nanny of a neighbor. She would sneak into my house at night all summer long.
6) Any teachers/administators that you would have loved to see keel over and die?
The guidance counselor literally wrote the book Idiot's Guide How to Get into College. His name is O'neill Turner and he is the most evil bastard I've ever encountered. He kept me out of all the tier one schools, and I swear by Thor's thunder that I will have my vengeance.
7) Ever have a crush on a teacher and/or an affair that you now feel safe in revealing?
I desperately wanted to fuck my 8th grade science teacher. Miss Thomas was so hot.
8) Did you feel the need to act like a moron or did you take pride in being the first nerd to raise your hand to answer the tough questions?
Depended on the class. Occasionally, I would sit on the back of a chair and look down at my classmates and tell them how vile and inferior they were. I said it with a smile on my face and they all thought it was funny, but sometimes I was serious.
9) Do anything that you regret in high school (like beat the crap out of kids or moon the janitor)?
Besides, raping the school mascot, old Bessie the calf, no nothing.
10) Have you gone to any reunions or do you plan to or are you just going to forget that high school ever happened until you can track down the people you hated and gut them like fish?
I keep in close touch.
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