1) Were you a bully, nerdboy, loser, or invisible other in high school? SO INVISIBLE, I COULDA BEEN A SUPERHERO.
2) Do you think that kids can be so mean as to justify going Columbine? Any sympathy for the picked on nerds that strike back? THAT WHOLE COLUMBINE AND OTHER INCIDENTS SCARE THE HELL OUT OF ME. NO SYMPATHY FOR THE PICK-ON, BUT THEY SHOULD PLANT THE PICKERS LIKE TENT STAKES. FUCKERS.
3) Did you love going to high school and the whole popularity contests, school spirit, having your voice crack, growing hair in strange places, and popping zits? Or did you cut classes and are just happy to have made it out of that hell hole alive and with some shred of sanity? WENT TO ADVANCED STUDIES, COLLEGE PREP CURRICULM WITHIN THE HIGH SCHOOL WHERE YOU SELF TAUGHT WITH THE CLASSROOM CURRICULM. ALTHOUGH THE WAY I SPELL, YOU'D THINK I CHEATED TO GET INTO IT. ANYWAY, I WORKED MOST THE TIME AND TURNED IN LATE PAPERS THE REST OF THE TIME.
4) So do you now understand why you had to learn Algerbra, history, and industrial arts? Aren't you using it everyday? TOTALLY, EVERYDAY.
5) Name the best things about going to high school (significant events like losing your virginity etc.). GETTING MY TRUCK AND CUSTOMIZING IT. ('72 CHEVY STEP-SIDE, 8 FOOT BED WITH CAMPER SHELL. COMPLETE FUCK MOBILE.
6) Any teachers/administators that you would have loved to see keel over and die? I LOVED THEM ALL. EVEN THE ADMINISTRATORS WHO BUSTED MY ASS. LOOKING BACK, I WAS A COMPLETE IDIOT.
7) Ever have a crush on a teacher and/or an affair that you now feel safe in revealing? NAH. I WAS MORE INTERESTED IN KAREN BATES; SHE HAD NICE BOOBS. SHE NEVER NOTICED ME.
8) Did you feel the need to act like a moron or did you take pride in being the first nerd to raise your hand to answer the tough questions? I HAD NO REASON TO ACT LIKE A MORON, I WAS ONE.
9) Do anything that you regret in high school (like beat the crap out of kids or moon the janitor)? YEAH, I LET IT PASS TO QUICKLY.
10) Have you gone to any reunions or do you plan to or are you just going to forget that high school ever happened until you can track down the people you hated and gut them like fish? MISSED THE TEN YEAR, WENT TO THE 20TH. I WAS EXPECTING TO SEE ALL MY FRIENDS, AND INSTEAD A BUNCH OF 40 YEAR OLDS SHOWED UP.
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