10/16/01: High School Confidential...

Posted By: badgwendel


1) Were you a bully, nerdboy, loser, or invisible other in high school?

Invisible loser nerdgirl all the way...um...I actually liked the summer reading lists.

2) Do you think that kids can be so mean as to justify going Columbine? Any sympathy for the picked on nerds that strike back?

Umm...taking the Fifth on that one, although I do express sympathy for nerds striking back.

3) Did you love going to high school and the whole popularity contests, school spirit, having your voice crack, growing hair in strange places, and popping zits? Or did you cut classes and are just happy to have made it out of that hell hole alive and with some shred of sanity?

Gee, you guess...big hint...check out my book...

4) So do you now understand why you had to learn Algerbra, history, and industrial arts? Aren't you using it everyday?

Huh? What is this Algebra of which you speak? Tell me oh Great One...

5) Name the best things about going to high school (significant events like losing your virginity etc.).

Eurotour 1990 (16 day trip to Europe-seven countries, no parents, etc) and graduation.

6) Any teachers/administators that you would have loved to see keel over and die?

Ummm...going take the Fifth once again...

7) Ever have a crush on a teacher and/or an affair that you now feel safe in revealing?

Ummm...taking the Fifth...

8) Did you feel the need to act like a moron or did you take pride in being the first nerd to raise your hand to answer the tough questions?

Was the nerd waving her hand in the air during every history and English class. Was the class moron in math and French. Science was just a battle between me and the instructors...

9) Do anything that you regret in high school (like beat the crap out of kids or moon the janitor)?

Yeah, going to my high school...

10) Have you gone to any reunions or do you plan to or are you just going to forget that high school ever happened until you can track down the people you hated and gut them like fish?

I went to the 10th reunion last year. If I ever go back it's gonna be with a police escort and in a stunning orange jumpsuit and belly chains...


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