Huh. Well, after seeing this film, I'm totally dumbfounded. Dumbfounded as to why the bloody hell any director would be so twisted as to send this cinematic plague upon us all. Lindsay Lohan has made many attempts to save her career (none of which have been successful), and this one is no different. This collossal cliche and stereotype-laden turkey starts off with Cady (Lohan) leaving her old Africa and moving to some other city in the U.S. She hooks up with the local "plastics" (who in real schools, do not exist), and plans to expose their leader as the snotty, gossipy fried chicken she is. But Cady must do a few other deeds done first, like hook up with the fucknuts, moron jock in her math class, and regain friendship of a goth chick and a flamer. She must save her grades, and regain trust of her teacher (former dipstick SNLer Tina Fey), while trying to balance her pathetic excuse for a life as well. This film has managed to do the impossible-to make Gigli only the second most shitty, irritating, and pointless chick flick ever spawned. With no point, plots thinner than origami paper, and acting much like teens in a school rendition of Romeo And Juliet, the only thing that could save this film is if machete-wielding killer Jason Voorhees came in and killed all of these one-dimensional, piss-poor charachters once and for all. To make it short, this film is living, breathing proof that Jesus died in vain.
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