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SOLUTION: I would...
1) Kill everybody who works at Disney and have sex with the nice-looking female interns...
2) Hire a board of Wes Craven, John Carpenter, Sam Raimi, Kevin Williamson, Tobe Hooper, Stephen King, and George Romero write whatever they want to as new stories...
3) Convince Todd McFarlane and others to join in...
4) Add sex, blood, and a lot of violence to the new movies...
5) Have more sex with the nice-looking female interns...
6) Get drunk...
7) Create a cartoon that is a cross between "Pumpkinhead", "Mortal Kombat", and "Transformers", set in a cross between a medieval era and a futuristic era...
8) Hire a few free-lance underground comic makers with potential, and give them movie deals...
9) Buy the rights to "South Park", "The Simpsons", "Daria", and "Beavis and Butthead"
10) Re-launch "The Critic"...
11) Have more sex and booze...
12) Collect my big check and my 15 Oscars...
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