It does, however, explain why Mr. Wonderful is all over my ass.
bucket... I think you're funnier than Mr. Wonderful.
"Damn, you need your ass kicked. You should be on the streets right now, grabbing passerby and begging them "PLEASE!!! KICK MY ASS!!!"
Damn, that was brilliant. I laughed so fucking hard when I read that, I just about cried. It was mirth tinged with a certain sadness, however, when I realized that this is truly the best you can do. Maybe I'm just taking it easy on you becuase I feel sorry for you or something.
Starting this thread was such a good idea. I feel so much better.
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