05/16/00: Dear Nick The Knife

Posted By: mia_wallace


I do hope you don't take my post in the other forum as comming on too strong. Hopefully we can be friends. The candles are lit and the wine is flowing to heat your blood up a tad. All we need is a main course.

Silly me, at a loss on what to cook you. What do you like? Steak? Sushi? You don't seem like a sushi kind of guy; you don't take to bait easily, do you?

Don't be scared. I won't bite hard. Just a nibble or two. You like that, don't you? All Sicillians like useing their teeth, I thought.

Unless a big, strong, meaty, well endowed man like yourself is scared of a small little non threatening girl such as me?

So why don't you just forget about all those ugly things I called you and we can start with our newfound trusting friendship. Sweet stuff tastes so much better and we may be able to fatten you up on it easier than that bitter old snot I've been feeding you.


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