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Oh, my. This is beginning to get a little strange.
"I do hope you don't take my post in the other forum as comming on too strong. Hopefully we can be friends. The candles are lit and the wine is flowing to heat your blood up a tad. All we need is a main course."
Your real last name wouldn't happen to be Lecter, would it? I can just see it now... "Ah, welcome. Won't you sit down, Clair-eeeeeessss?"
"Silly me, at a loss on what to cook you. What do you like? Steak? Sushi?"
Steak. Medium well.
"You don't seem like a sushi kind of guy; you don't take to bait easily, do you?"
Ooo. You are charming the socks off me. I am in the throws of passion.
"Don't be scared. I won't bite hard. Just a nibble or two. You like that, don't you? All Sicillians like useing their teeth, I thought."
Only if we're biting off noses or ears.
"Unless a big, strong, meaty, well endowed man like yourself is scared of a small little non threatening girl such as me?"
Me? Scared of a small little nonthreatening psycho maniac bitch like you? Don't be silly!
"So why don't you just forget about all those ugly things I called you and we can start with our newfound trusting friendship."
Well, if you promise to forget the time I called you a cunt, okay.
"Sweet stuff tastes so much better and we may be able to fatten you up on it easier than that bitter old snot I've been feeding you."
How ROMANTIC! Nothing, and I mean NOTHING, gets my amorous side to come out more than someone talking about force-feeding me boogers.
Why do the weird ones always fall for me? First white heat, now this. Oh well. The upside is they're always pretty tight.
Nick-The-Knife
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