05/17/00: Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Answers

Posted By: Lionel_Cosgrove


1)do you believe that the most minor events can change the entire course of your life?

Sure. Why not?

2)if a butterfly in the rain forests of south america flaps its wings, what happens in Kalamazoo, Michigan?

A small man in a yellow rain slicker shoots a wad into his shorts while watching a young blond woman of sixteen scaling and gutting a five-pound trout for use as a marital aid for her parents, who haven't screwed since the time Dad got his balls bitten by the family dog.

3)which of gwynie's Sliding Doors hair styles did you prefer: short blonde, or long brunette?

Blonde. I don't think Gwen looks too good as a brunette.

4)if you could relive one moment in your life, what would it be and why?

I wouldn't. No use living in the past.

5)come on, now. do you really think your life would be all THAT different?

Maybe.

6)Did you ever read those Choose Your Own Adventure books?

Hell yeah. Those things were damn cool.

7)Given the choice, would you rather be able to see into the future or relive the past?

See into the future... it's more profitable.

8)if you could see into the future, what specific event/moment would you like to witness and why?

I would like to witness the end of the world, just to see how much time I have to write the Great American Novel.

9)if you could change one of the questions in this poll, would it alter the course this poll is taking?

Most definitely.

10)fill in the blank: "Nobody expects the _____________."

Nobody expects the depths to which George W. Bush's idiocy can sink. (What, you thought I was just gonna go with the obvious answer? Shame on you!)

-- LC


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