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Michael Clayton Caption Contest
Winner: tictactommy
"See boy? Turtlenecks...."
Get credit for the funniest caption!
New Photos on Friday. Winners posted on Wednesday
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Captions:
- Say hello to my little friend! JPBuckner
- Ocean's 25-to-Life Scumby
- George enjoys a chance meeting with one of his bastard love-childs MuhammadAus
- "Why does the star say 'George Looney'?" Otm_Shank
- If you're old enough to ask for an autograph... tictactommy
- See boy? Turtlenecks.... tictactommy
- Robin Williams is no longer the smarmiest man alive. caerglas
- George Clooney's acting coach. caerglas
- "Timmy, You Do Like Gladiator Movies, Don't You? MAYORBOB
- "Chin up kid, there's plenty of college football left to play this season." nickumoh
- Little known fact: Ocean pulled the Bellagio heist to pay his child support nickumoh
- "Punk'd" by the Make a Wish Foundation again stationkj
- NAMBLA: Like Cub Scouts only with more sleep overs stationkj
- The Pants-off Dance-off ended in giggles. savvos
- Isn't there a guy on Death Row in Louisiana for this? Otm_Shank
- Little Jason stabs his first homeless man to make daddy happy stationkj
- "Yes, Michael Vick killed your puppy." stationkj
- "I'm sorry, there is no Santa Claus" stationkj
- "That a boy Billy, use both hands" stationkj
- "The Good German 2: The Kraut Kid" Mr_Nonsense
- Group photo of the audience who actually gives a shit what George Thinks... Drew_Atreides
- I see flaccid people. michael3b
- Yours looks just like MATT DAMON'S! madcat
- Matt Damon happily receives acting advice on the set of Oceans 13. HicksRollsInGrave
- The boy never should have asked who 'Mr. Happy' was. HicksRollsInGrave
- "Hey kid, you look a lot like Marlon Brando. Want to join NAMBLA?" MuhammadAus
- "*chortle* Okay, after the laughing gas wears off, Michael, you're going to owen_dangertooth
- "Batman and robbin' the cradle." MR_MUCUS
- "Okay, okay, no 'Ocean's K-12'." MR_MUCUS
- Slow down, kid! What kind of whore do you think I am? michael3b
- "Don't laugh, kid. Screw enough starlets, and it'll happen to you, too." Otm_Shank
- "Well... it looks like a dick, only smaller." Dano
- "I see you wear your Bluetooth on the left, too, kid!" owen_dangertooth
- "Timmy loses another staring contest to Clooney." MR_MUCUS
- "But Mom said that your career was dead!" MuhammadAus
- At this point, George realised remaking 'Daddy Day-Care' was a mistake. dlew919
- "When narcissisum gives way to narcolpesy." MR_MUCUS
- "George Clooney inspects another potential hair plug donor." MR_MUCUS
- "Untouched photo from Ocean's Eleven reveals..." MR_MUCUS
- Kids: never play "Got-Yer-Chin" with George Clooney--he'll keep it. Scumby
- Don't let anyone mislead you son, size DOES matter JPBuckner
- NAMBLA: The Musical JPBuckner
- Thailand is for lovers stationkj
- Noone ever questioned why Johnny Quest always hung around with older men stationkj
- Young Doctors in Love 2: Doogie meets Ace www.piranhakeeper.com
- Wow! I'm hung like a 50 year old man! www.piranhakeeper.com
- Out Of Sight 2: Out of mind. fellow_consumer
- Looks like they took off a little extra when they circumcized you, sir. www.piranhakeeper.com
- The street corner: Where Real Americans learn the facts of life. fellow_consumer
- "I spy" for skinners fellow_consumer
- Victor Salva's 'Spy Kids 4' fellow_consumer
- It's such a fine line between playing a doctor and 'playing doctor' fellow_consumer
- "Its not a dress, its a kilt." stationkj
- Another of the clergy turns to the streets for some excitement stationkj
- "I only played a doctor on TV, but really kid, you got serious head lice" rainman76x
- "Why are you laughing? Barack can beat Hillary or Guiliani anytime" rainman76x
- "Kid, if you call me Taylor Hicks one more time...." rainman76x
- "Hi, my name is Michael Jackson. Want to tour the Neverland Ranch?" vectorzero
- "Thats a funny looking lollipop you have, mister" stationkj
- "...yes, I was the Batman with the nipples." stationkj
- George knew the stakes of that last poker game got out of control stationkj
- With Pitt and Jolie out of town, Clooney gets to babysit stationkj
- "A motorcycle accident is no laughing matter" stationkj
- ...and that day, a young Larry Craig's life would forever change JPBuckner
- Hehe, it looks like its talking. Yamato
- I'd say its between Damon and Pitt, but its nowhere near Mac and Cheadle. nickumoh
- "Bow your heads in silence in memory of Clooney's career." Mr_Nonsense
- Ocean's 11 year old. Yamato
- It was controversial choice to play the lead in "The Michael Jackson Story" Yamato
- Hey....Buddy! Eyes up here! nickumoh
- George Clooney's failed screen test for "Big Daddy." Otm_Shank
- "Do you like gladiator films?" Otm_Shank
- Eww! What did they do to you at the ER? Otm_Shank
- Timmy giggles as Clooney tells him about 'The Facts of Life'. Scumby
- "Michael Clayton, roving lice inspector." Mr_Nonsense
- "So that's why they call you 'Ocean's Eleven'!" Mr_Nonsense
- "It's soooo big!" The_Shill
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