03/20/98: TOP TEN REASONS TO SEE *MR. NICE GUY* AND MAKE IT #1 AT THE BOX OFFICE...

Posted By: Megane 6.7


Top Ten Reasons to See Mr. Nice Guy and Make it #1 at the Box Office.

10: Three Words: No Leonardo DiCaprio

9. No long-winded, boring plot with deep, rich characters falling in love or any other crap we've seen a billion times over.

8. Bad English Dubbing replaced by Bad English Speaking.

7. Unlike other so-called action heroes, Jackie actually *DOES* all the stuff you see on the screen and gets hurt doing it.

6. Jackie has more female sidekicks than James Bond.

5. It's not Spice World. It features no music from the Spice Girls, and a Spice girl is actually killed in the outtakes! Really!

4. Canada no longer used to pass for the Bronx and other locations....

3. Three more words: No Steven Seagal

2. If "Mortal Kombat: Annihilation" can be #1 for a week, so can this film....

And the number one reason to make "Mr. Nice Guy" number #1 at the box office....

1. It's a helluva lot of fun and well worth the price of admission....just leave your brain at the door. ;)


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