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The Mist Caption Contest
Winner: Scumby
"Hickville welcomes the arrival of the town's first black family."
Get credit for the funniest caption!
New Photos on Friday. Winners posted on Wednesday
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Captions:
- Mr Cranky regulars eagerly await the posting of this week's winning caption Mr_Nonsense
- Hickville welcomes the arrival of the town's first black family. Scumby
- As Mitt Romney's motorcade drove by, the Bible-Belters were in awe... vectorzero
- As the cigarette truck drove by, the smokers' anonymous attendees Xur
- The Zoo of the Future: Walmart Exhibit quipster
- Although all smelt it, no one would admit who dealt it.... quipster
- It's 6:59 AM and yesterday's stragglers wait patiently. CrazyEddy
- WalMart's prostitute window at the new Amsterdam location. CrazyEddy
- "Nobody wants in, nobody's getting out. We must be in a Stephen King film." fellow_consumer
- An old Dutch business model finds new practicioners in Middle America. fellow_consumer
- If dolphins had opposable thumbs . . . . fellow_consumer
- Smart quibix
- Caption quibix
- Do not tap on glass stationkj
- Pissed mist nickumoh
- A one-legged shoplifter always drew attention stationkj
- The stores "new" hours contained only 37 minutes stationkj
- BioDome 2 stationkj
- The Spice Girls comeback tour took everyone by surprise stationkj
- Today's special: half a plot for the price of one. nickumoh
- "A shoplifter in the store realized this was another mist opportunity." Mr_Nonsense
- "Onlookers were rendered speechless by Jennifer Love Hewitt's big ass." Mr_Nonsense
- What you can do with an IT degree in 2007. Otm_Shank
- Complete misunderstanding of the Windows Operating System. Huddleston
- Another drunken shopping mall Santa gets arrested face down on the ground www.piranhakeeper.com
- Another drunken shopping mall gets arrested for inappropriate child www.piranhakeeper.com
- Line or no line, 8:01 comes along and the employees are outta there. www.piranhakeeper.com
- They looked in horror as they realized they were in the line for Windows www.piranhakeeper.com
- somehow, Sam Walton never realized how controversial selling the mentally- audymurphy
- ExtraMart displays its new shipment of wannabe actors rainman76x
- Black Friday In Bizarro World -- Crowds Wait For The Stores To Let Them Out MAYORBOB
- Around 6:55, the crowd started getting ugly dlew919
- The Second Coming was disappointing... dlew919
- 2girls1cup.com LIVE drew more customers than was expected dlew919
- Extras who pointed out similarities to THE FOG were put under lock & key. MR_MUCUS
- Unfortunately they just mist it. Cannon_Fodder
- Window dummies Cannon_Fodder
- "Then someone took a picture, and it lasted longer." MR_MUCUS
- "Why you have to go to another town to buy condoms." MR_MUCUS
- "Worst 'sexy singles' mixer ever." MR_MUCUS
- "When automatic doors fail..." MR_MUCUS
- Onlookers couldn't believe the Toyota Echo finished in 2nd place this time. MR_MUCUS
- They stood helpless as the Plot Hole threatened the envelope them all rainman76x
- Got Cigarettes? rainman76x
- It became abundantly clear no one knew how to window shop rainman76x
- "No waiting on line 3." MR_MUCUS
- "University of Phoenix grads line up to apply for the only job..." MR_MUCUS
- "The store's selection was limited; they only sold white people." MR_MUCUS
- "Can anyone read what the new store hours are?" egbert
- Historical photo of Wal-Mart employees, circa 1950 scarlet_ohara
- The wait for the next shipment of Wii's continued. tongue
- "Mime training 101: the invisible box." Mr_Nonsense
- "Supermarket Sweep's sad excuse for a studio audience." Mr_Nonsense
- "The stood there, gawking at the train wreck of a movie they were in." Mr_Nonsense
- "The old store hours were 7:15 a.m. to 7:30 a.m." Mr_Nonsense
- In Texas, daylight savings time have always been a problem for retailors. villageidiot
- The universal reaction to Andy Dick. Scumby
- "I knew we shouldn't have named the store 'Muhammad's'!" Otm_Shank
- "They're here, they're *what*, get used to it?" Otm_Shank
- "Hey, look! It's Mike Gravel!" Otm_Shank
- The remake of "Dawn of the Dead" had a very low budget. Otm_Shank
- Walmart's new "doorless" stores kept shoppers in the store. Scumby
- Black Friday on Bizarro World Xur
- Rex Manning Day stationkj
- Dean Koontz and family wait for Stephen King to get out of his car stationkj
- No one knew what to expect when Brittany Spears went shopping stationkj
- Dozen's of shoppers were stuck inside at 8:01pm stationkj
- Stephen King's Gorillas in The Mist Xur
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