This kind of thing always reminds me of a song off the "Terminal City Ricochet" soundtrack by Jello Biafra... "Message from our Sponsor". It's a pretty funny yet chilling song.
"ANNYONE WHO INTERFERES WITH THE COLLECTION OF MANDATORY URINE SAMPLES WILL... BE... SHOT..."
"ANYONE FAILING TO DISPLAY THE REQUISITE MEXICAN VELVET PORTRAIT OF PRESIDENT QUAYLE WILL... BE... SHOT..."
"RELAX. EVERYTHING IS DONE FOR YOU. THE CONVENIENCE YOU HAVE REQUESTED FOR SO LONG IS NOW MANDATORY..."
-- LC
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