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Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium Caption Contest
Winner: Scumby
"Young Bill Clinton's advances were at first spurned by Hillary Rodham."
Get credit for the funniest caption!
New Photos on Friday. Winners posted on Wednesday
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Post a caption entry in the forum below
Captions:
- Snap Dragon nickumoh
- The last known footage of the re-vamped "Pee-Wee's Playhouse." Huddleston
- Garlic MasterK
- A reincarnated Tony Randall critiques Carol Haney's "Steam Heat". owen_dangertooth
- KHAAAAAN! nickumoh
- Billy sensed the limbo competition might become even deadlier later on. savvos
- Surely, thought Billy's Mom, no toy was worse than that pogo stick scarlet_ohara
- As you may imagine, the morning after Thanksgiving is not fun for Dragons. Mad-Ness_Monster
- Puff and Huck didn't last long on Dancing with the Stars. michael3b
- Just before the tour of the fireworks factory ended... nickumoh
- Ironically, it was only a hot wing, not the super fire hot wings he ordered nickumoh
- Mr. Miyagi sends Daniel-san to run errands for him stationkj
- Baptised by fire, don't forget your diaper stationkj
- The fashion police use stricter enforcement techniques these days stationkj
- Mr. Magoo's store never did quite as well as his competition stationkj
- Billy expected some blowback for his statement on the war but not like this nickumoh
- By the time he realized dragons are alergic to overalls, it was too late. nickumoh
- Liar, liar, Dan's on fire. nickumoh
- Pillow Pants comes for his revenge stationkj
- And Pippi Longstocking's boyfriend Teddy was never seen again stationkj
- A young Jigsaw works at the local Toys R Us stationkj
- "On a very special 'Diff'rnt Strokes' Dudley goes to Mr. Magoriums" stationkj
- Natalie Portman's nude scene was cut in favor of this one stationkj
- "YO! 2 words for you, Tic Tacs." stationkj
- Another day at Pee Wee's Playhouse stationkj
- after placing a quarter in the dragon's mouth to determine his sexual... audymurphy
- Neat! Make it come out your other end! MuhammadAus
- Caption quibix
- Mr Cranky had mellowed since his retirement dlew919
- RFvN: Reign of Fire vs. Newsies MR_MUCUS
- Dragons hate Germans mojo
- A young Glenn Beck meets his first flaming liberal JPBuckner
- Never ask Cher if she's had plastic surgery. michael3b
- "Elliot discovers a second, more dangerous ET in Gertie's closet." Dano
- Puff the magic drag queen... tictactommy
- Boy George: one, Eye Brows: zero. tictactommy
- Lil' Rascals: the flaming years.. tictactommy
- "I just burnt down half of California . . . imagine what I can do to you." die maus
- Lessonquickly learned: Never step on a dragon's dick. michael3b
- Jimmy finds out the hard way that being retarded doesn't make you retardant nickumoh
- "The boy had mistakenly wandered into Mr. Magorium's Wonder Crematorium" MR_MUCUS
- David Copperfield's groupie screener decides who's hot and who's not. fellow_consumer
- This didn't help the accusations that the dragon was a flaming homosexual. nickumoh
- Young Bill Clinton's advances were at first spurned by Hillary Rodham. Scumby
- Modern day virgin maidens really aren't a hot commodity. fellow_consumer
- Pinnochio decided a lie would not be the best idea at this point in time. TMundo
- You know it's getting pretty bad when even the toys are flaming X-man. Coaster
- He was the only male hooker in town who'd fist a dragon. nickumoh
- Scooby Doo 3: Scrappy's return gamerarocks
- If you ever wondered where Wiggles come from, here's your answer gamerarocks
- Mr Bean gets traumatized as a boy gamerarocks
- Degrassi Junior High: End Game Drew_Atreides
- Mattel announces another recall of a Chinese made toy. Yamato
- "It's farts are even worse." Mr_Nonsense
- Mental Note: Dragons give the worst blowjobs nickumoh
- Huck's Fucked nickumoh
- It's still a safer toy than "My First Meth Lab." nickumoh
- You're fired! nickumoh
- "He told the manager he had a 'reptile dysfunction'." Mr_Nonsense
- "The movie was was really dragon at this point." Mr_Nonsense
- "Chinatown was tough on juvenile shop lifters." Mr_Nonsense
- "Bob Dylan the Early Years." Mr_Nonsense
- "Got a dirty mouth? Clean it up with ORBIT!" Mr_Nonsense
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