07/15/1998: My feelings on Barbie

Posted By: Beast


They can be summarized in a story I once wrote called "Psychological Problem Barbie." It was about a woman who realized one day that Barbie couldn't do all the things she did(Doctor Barbie,Hooker Barbie,Serial Killer Barbie, Trailer Park Barbie...whatever...)without developing multiple personalities.So that's just what she did,and she castrated her psychiatrist-whose name just happened to be Kenneth-with a pair of scissors.

It didn't work out too well,either.I threw it out.


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