01/18/03: An only tenuously (sp?) on-topic POLL

Posted By: Mad-Ness_Monster


1) Ever try to see what it takes to really p*ss off a security guard? (And you don't have to tell the story, you can just say yes or no.)

2) Ever get in trouble with one purely by accident (again, you don't have to tell the story)?

3) Regarding the review above: why a yak? I've seen the previews and, frankly, the actor in question more closely resembles some kind of jolly fur seal. What animal do people say you look like?

4) Didn't your mama teach you any manners???!!!???

5) How tall are you?

6) Do you feel like you're in a magical, fairy-tale world yet? Or have you decided that this is just me being strange?

7) Is it me or, between this review and the memorable incident with the turkey baster in "Jerry Springer's Ringmaster", does Mr. Cranky have issues about injuring his reproductive organs?

8) Or is that just part-and-parcel with being the male of the species?

9) Not like the poll will recover from those last two questions, but here goes anyway. Do you feel bad for the early part of the year, seeing as (besides a few late-in- the-game Oscar contenders) all you get mostly are movies that weren't good enough for summer and the holiday season?

10) Who was the best fictional security guard?

"At least (b*tch-slap) you could ask (b*tch-slap) me NICELY!!! (b*tch-slap)"


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