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1) Ever try to see what it takes to really p*ss off a security guard? (And you don't have to tell the story, you can just say yes or no.)
You can't piss off a security guard. They don't care! They're laughing cause they're getting paid to try to find a good hiding spot and sleep for 12 hours...
And when they're not sleeping, they're going and finding people who come into work after hours to get things done and ask them to play a shareware version of "SCORCHED EARTH" on my computer.
I don't have time for you, you stupid lazy security guards!
2) Ever get in trouble with one purely by accident (again, you don't have to tell the story)?
Again: They don't care!
3) Regarding the review above: why a yak? I've seen the previews and, frankly, the actor in question more closely resembles some kind of jolly fur seal. What animal do people say you look like?
I don't think i've seen the preview..
4) Didn't your mama teach you any manners???!!!???
Yes she did. Security guards, on the other hand..
5) How tall are you?
It's still under debate. Anytime i measure myself, i'm 6'0..
Friends, family and everyone else in the world insist i must be 6'3-6'4..
6) Do you feel like you're in a magical, fairy-tale world yet? Or have you decided that this is just me being strange?
Option B
7) Is it me or, between this review and the memorable incident with the turkey baster in "Jerry Springer's Ringmaster", does Mr. Cranky have issues about injuring his reproductive organs?
Mr Cranky doesn't have any reproductive organs (as his increasingly weak reviews indicate!)
8) Or is that just part-and-parcel with being the male of the species?
Pass.
9) Not like the poll will recover from those last two questions, but here goes anyway. Do you feel bad for the early part of the year, seeing as (besides a few late-in- the-game Oscar contenders) all you get mostly are movies that weren't good enough for summer and the holiday season?
I like this time of year.. You can see movies that almost were, and movies that might have been..
It's like the Island of Misfit Toys..
10) Who was the best fictional security guard?
John Candy and Eugene Levy in "Armed and Dangerous"
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