05/10/02: Retort to post_toastee...

Posted By: skilly


1. Others deserve to die more than you.

So? What's your point?

2. Suicide would only provide satisfaction for the bastards that caused your suicidal spiral in the first place.

Who says the only reason for suicide is external?

3. You can't destroy your problems by destroying yourself.

Duh. Of course you can. You're dead. End of problems.

4. Life is so beau... never mind, scratch that one.

About time you made some sense...

4. Faking your own death is an acceptable substitute.

Again. You're assuming that the causes of suicide are entirely external.

5. Never commit suicide unless you're heavily into debt and have all the veneral diseases.

Spoken like a true Soulless Consumer.

6. Suicides are reincarnated as Republicans.

No way. That would make Republicans kind of cool.

7. Everyone will call you a pussy at your funeral.

Bullshit. If it's so pussified, all you tough guys would be doing it...

8. Suicide lets insurance companies off the hook.

Suicide fucks over greedy relatives.

9. Kurt Cobain style is so 90s.

Cobain was the first suicide? Wow. I had no idea...


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