05/14/04: <Still hurting from all that persuasion...>

Posted By: The_Innocent_Bystander


Greetings all...

Ever since Theodoric's henchpersons persuaded me to surrender the BOTTOMSIES, I have sworn eternal vengeance against Theodoric's henchpersons' BOTTOMSIES.

<dailing X-Man's phone number...> <X-Man answers the phone.> "Yeah? What?"

"I need for you to have your wicked, Republican way with Theodoric's henchpersons who happen to be liberal sheep obsessed with SEXXXMERICA. Also, these henchpersons have made fun of you in several movie-related fora, not just Mr. Cranky. Will you avenge your sullied honor?"

<X-Man> "Theodoric? Henchpersons? Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh......do you mean henchmen?"

"Yes. Henchmen; henchMEN, if you know what I mean and I think you know what I mean if you know what I mean."

<X-Man> "Sure! I'll avenge my sullied honor!"

So, Theodoric, here is the complete transcript of the phone conversation. What will your henchpersons do now that they are aware that X-Man is on the way?

Oh by the way, I still have the BOTTOMSIES, even though I surrendered the BOTTOMSIES to you.

The Innocent Bystander


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