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"Damn Cialis! Up to 36 hours my ass!"
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- so i was bending over in my daisey dukes and.. Jenny[8675309]
- WOOHOO! Truth is I forgot I even posted that one! Goldfish In The Toilet
- "so much for 15 minutes of fame, I'm going on like a million. HA!" stationkj
- If I make it home in the next three minutes, I'll catch Biel in the shower. foxjedi
- Man, this drinking game sucks without salt, lime or tequilla. foxjedi
- "She knew I was calling, she's a disgusting little pig!" polabareus
- At 3 past 4 o'clock, Nick realized he couldn't believe that wasn't butter. foxjedi
- Recent poll determines watch face shows more emotion than Cage ilbrutto
- Screw waiting, its Miller Time somewhere! nickumoh
- Gee, I wonder if "24" has anything to do with the hours in a day....hmmmm Bobo
- "...why does my fist smell like Ben Affleck ass?" nickumoh
- Oh Mickey; How I love to gaze into your lifeless eyes pissygoblin
- A wrist-watch. So easy, even a Cageman can use it JPBuckner
- "I hope someone remembers to check on the roast I left on..." ben243243
- Somewhere, at this very minute, someone is watching a better movie stationkj
- "If Charlie Sheen says she'll be here, she'll be here" stationkj
- Nick Cage waiting for some PS3 games with him in them stationkj
- "Aaaaaaaand Theeeeen..." stationkj
- Wax on..... nickumoh
- No matter where he was or what he was doing, 4 meant time for squat thrusts nickumoh
- He had finally caught the last bee. ben243243
- Who does a doctor treat, and what is the elbow of my jacket doing? ben243243
- Even now the concept of the Big hand and the Little hand still eluded Nick Lord_Tarmac
- And *that's* the length of time i was married to Lisa Marie SPARGS
- One mannequin was left behind by the last shipment. Otm_Shank
- In spite of my rage, I am still just Nicolas Cage... Otm_Shank
- Only 15 minutes until his next Rogaine treatment backstabber
- Counting the seconds, Nic Cage wonders how much higher his hairline can go. fryfryfry
- With his limo late again, Nic looks at his watch and wish he hadn't hired h Superman92484
- The whole invisible cape thing pretty much put Cage's sanity into question rainman76x
- Hello, Hair Club For Men? What is your warranty? Iamthewalrus
- That drycleaner had better hurry up with my pants, my legs are gettin cold. nickumoh
- Tell me again when I get to be as cool as McQueen. michael3b
- Next! on Star Trek N.G.: Warf blends in to 2000-era L.A. michael3b
- noon...hmmm....save the cheerleader to save the world or get a haircut... MR_BIG
- "Ugh...time for my daily shot of melancholy." LittleBigGirl
- "Okay if 1 o'clock is lunch time. Then what time is Hammer Time?" Nathan_Jr
- The far off sound of Philip K Dick spinning in his grave distracted Nic. Nathan_Jr
- Time to meet Travolta to get the whole faces thing straightened out. michael3b
- Boba Fett looked about the same with the helmet off. michael3b
- 3...2...1...BALD! michael3b
- Watching his career jump the shark in 10...9...8... smooticus
- "The hairy situation ended after a close encounter with a time-teller" aLx_Designs
- Hair today, gone in sixty seconds... Tank Boy
- It's morphin' time! MuhammadAus
- "He waited at a Chinese man's theater for an hour before he realized... Mr_Nonsense
- Nicolas Cage prepares for "Gone in Sixty Seconds 2" M_H
- Shot of the crowd waiting to see "Ghost Rider" scarlet_ohara
- "Watch by Fossil, fossil wearing watch by the Coppolas." Mr_Nonsense
- "This how he Rolexes" Mr_Nonsense
- Nick wondered why his wardrobe sleeves were always 2" short? Chubracabra
- "Some Dr. he was! Said , 'if it hurts when you do that then don't do that!" Chubracabra
- Cage blows the "Young Kirk" audition by asking Chewie to beam him up. Dano
- Hmmm. According to MY watch, the Toyota Echo came in first. Bobo
- Me thinks the fix is in with these Cranky contests...Mr No sense of humor! Chubracabra
- Nick of Time Scumby
- Tom Hanks called. He wants hi Da Vinci Code hair back. Huddleston
- Without enthusiasm, Nic performs the left half of the Macarena. Huddleston
- 'We'll I'm a busy man baby can't you see' gamerarocks
- Time to paint the bungalow, again gamerarocks
- Cage prepares to deilver the often fatal 'elbow of death.' Cannon_Fodder
- Nick would hunt rats with his invisible falcon in between shoots. Scumby
- "Ok, after 25 years, I can finally change my face to a new expression. sonofthedummy
- Nick shows off this acting "skills" for 73 straight minutes.. a new record. sonofthedummy
- Cage gets ready for the chicken dance. Cannon_Fodder
- "That's the last time I let Keanu Reeves cut my hair." sonofthedummy
- "Geez. How much longer till audiences realize I suck?" lost_cause
- Cage helps his costar get through an emotionally difficult scene DisappointedAgain
- "So, the big hand is the hour and then little hand...hell, I'm confused." Cannon_Fodder
- "Time to kill my hair-dresser." Cannon_Fodder
- Cage realizes he's probably missed check-out time at The Whole Year Inn fellow_consumer
- Cage failed to realize 'talk to the hand' was only a figure of speech rainman76x
- Nick reflects; his celebrity death watch reflects back. fellow_consumer
- Nicholas didn't know having A-list status wore off so quickly fellow_consumer
- "NICK! FUCK your mood watch, we're shooting NOW!" fellow_consumer
- Nicholas Cage has one weakeness...daylight savings time! Mr_Nonsense
- The Coppola Alarm! That means that, somewhere out there, Sofia is acting! Drew_Atreides
- Check watch watch check check check,1,2,3, watch check. Syballis. nickumoh
- "Waiting for inevitable 'Deja Vu' comparison..." Mr_Nonsense
- The 'I am Nicholas Cage' watch inscription was a good idea 15 years ago fellow_consumer
- Nick noticed, mid pop-n-lock, that he was missing the Gilmore Girls. nickumoh
- Nic, I've told you, this is not a spy flick and that is not a laser watch. ben243243
- Two more minutes, and my pizza is FAY-REE!! nickumoh
- 300 defeated Spartans would be CGI'd in later. ben243243
- OK kid, I've got my left elbow in, now what the hell do I next? ben243243
- "3 more minutes and the pizza's free." Mr_Nonsense
- "Watch...what he does next." Mr_Nonsense
- "He kept hearing 'It's time for Teletubbies' in his mind." Mr_Nonsense
- "I've got the time on my hands, but no one to abuse." Mr_Nonsense
- Cage is first in line for the 3rd Spiderman film at his local megaplex stationkj
- "How much longer until the union break?" stationkj
- Christ, even I can't wait for this goddamn movie to end. WthmO
- "Grundle didn't realize rohypnol wore off so quickly." Jeff_Probst
- Nick's new watch let him to watch his dailies; his expression says it all Lord_Tarmac
- Its time for uncle Frank will let me change my name back to Coppola pissygoblin
- Cage checks how much time he has left before going bald. Yamato
- By the tme he realized Wonder Woman stole his bracelet, it was too late. nickumoh
- 12yrs 6mo 18day since we released a good movie, Leaving Las Vegas Lord_Tarmac
- Time- Time for some-Time for some action! nickumoh
- Next Jjanus2
- Five more minutes before my career is over. jackofsevens
- A "Watch" to tell time? How old school. RogueDragon
- Telling time on a real watch - Nick does all his own stunts! RogueDragon
- Hmmm. Is it time for my pills? or should I get a haircut? Bobo
- Every 5 minutes someone who saw The Wicker Man would ask him for a refund. MR_MUCUS
- "Nicholas Cage reinvents 'Dick Tracy'." MR_MUCUS
- Moments later the wasted career fuelled murder spree would begin in earnest Nathan_Jr
- Nic was too depressed to lower his eyes and even look at the shitty watch. Nathan_Jr
- "Wow! My career really is Gone in Sixty Seconds!" Nathan_Jr
- Everybody was Kung-Fu fighting, some just a bit less eagerly than others. Nathan_Jr
- ‘Accidentally’ walking in on Jessica changing had to be timed just right Jynxx
- Nick takes being ‘fashionably late’ quite literally Jynxx
- Swatch watches are *so* cool. mojito
- The nice man on the corner said this was a rolex... mojito
- "I'm going to be late to my acting lessons." mojito
- To ensure he paid a fair price, Nick always timed his back-alley blowjobs. nickumoh
- Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin'. nickumoh
- Damn, this isn't my watch. That hooker must have my med-alert bracelet. nickumoh
- "Tank, I need an exit out of this movie right now!" nickumoh
- He checked again. Yes, Imus was usually on at this time... dlew919
- Cage holds his breath trying to beat his 2 minute mark stationkj
- Jumping the shark takes perfect timing stationkj
- Waiting for the Hollywood bus was never fun stationkj
- "KITT! Where are you?" stationkj
- Cage starts the countdown until Raising Arizona is remade stationkj
- "I'm waiting, where is the script for Ghost Rider 2?" stationkj
- The line "Stop: hammer time" always perplexed Nicholas Cage vectorzero
- "Hey baby, my magic watch says you aren't wearing any underware" stationkj
- Beam me up, Scotty. stationkj
- The Invisible Man gets one in the larynx. ben243243
- Let's see, if two trains I've missed are traveling in opposite directions.. ben243243
- Yes. It really is Beer O'Clock. ben243243
- Baby Boomer gang signs. ben243243
- My Career Is Like This Timex ... It Takes A Licking And Keeps On Ticking. Blackbeard
- After 'Gone In 60 Seconds' and 'Ghostrider', What's Next? Blackbeard
- Huh.. Wonder if he saw this film's Box Office Tank coming..... Drew_Atreides
- When the Moon hits your Eye: EPILOGUE Drew_Atreides
- And "Ghost Rider" will be on DVD in 5....4....3..... Drew_Atreides
- If this film's like my last five... Otm_Shank
- The building behind me will explode in five seconds. Otm_Shank
- If I could turn back time... I'd re-think The Wicker Man JPBuckner
- Timing the speed of stupid JPBuckner
- Nervous tic in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... Nervous tic now! JPBuckner
- "Captain's log, stardate 22445.3...." Scumby
- "When's the director getting back with the hookers?" M_H
- "I find that hooker who took my ring, I'll make her take this watch too" fellow_consumer
- Emo Philips stars in the Nick Cage biopic, Crazy Time DisappointedAgain
- Jim Jarmusch's 'Gone in Sixty Seconds'. fellow_consumer
- Nicky's muse: Mickey Mouse. fellow_consumer
- Proof that Nicholas Cage still can relate to his audience. fellow_consumer
- Cage's pregnant pauses seem spontaneous, but in reality they're... DisappointedAgain
- What? The losers who post stupid ass 'firsties' at crankyland are late?<NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- He never knew why the Mexican immigrant gang attacked him. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- "It rubs the lotion on it's skin....." <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Plot holes big enough for an Echo: Why would someone with ESP need a watch? Goldfish In The Toilet
- Damn Cialis! Up to 36 hours my ass! <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- It became painfully clear that Cage didn't know how to do the Funky Chicken rainman76x
- "Hey! You're not Dick Tracy," the watch squaked at him. ModernRonin
- Cage desperately awaits for a cure for R.B.A.S. (Raised Bent Arm Syndrome) rainman76x
- "Damn, my 15 minutes are up." fellow_consumer
- "Screw this crap, when does Spider-man 3 open?" M_H
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