10/15/1998: Crankyland Slasher 3 (let me try this)

Posted By: movieboy


Killer: Hmm...I'm pretty hungry.

Simon: Good job PO.

Killer: Huh?

Simon: PO! I know its you!

Killer: I'm not PO.

Simon: No?

Killer: Nope.

Simon: Hmmm. Okay.

(Killer lunges at Simon with knife who in a desperate attempt to escape wildly flings his arms in the air and tries to run. The Killer tackles Simon. They wrestle. Mr. Wonderful enters with shotgun.)

Mr_W: FREEZE!

(Both freeze. Wonderful fires the gun. The bullet hits Simon right in the chest.)

Mr_W: Damn! I didn't mean to do THAT!

(Killer once again lunges-this time for Wonderful- mainly 'cause Simon's dead. Wonderful moves and Killer lands on its face. Wonderful pins and unmasks him.)

Mr_W: Its you...

(Killer springs up and tackles Wonderful, another wrestling match. Wonderful still has shotgun. It accidentally goes off hitting and killing the Killer.)

Mr_W:...Kimo. Wow. I've finally lived up to my name! I Saved CRANKYLAND! WOW! Too bad everyone's dead though..huh?

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