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The Nightmare Before Christmas Caption Contest
Winner: michael3b
"With toilet paper running low, Santa contemplates the unthinkable."ATTENTION: PRIZE! The winner of this contest will receive 3 original copies of the re-release poster and a glow-in-the-dark t-shirt! (Must be a US resident)
Get credit for the funniest caption!
New Photos on Friday. Winners posted on Wednesday
Winner's Page
Post a caption entry in the forum below
Captions:
- michael3b: CLAIM YOUR PRIZE Mr_Cranky
- How the HELL did all these Jews get on here? Coaster
- Good captions for the week. www.piranhakeeper.com
- "Dear Nick, your sainthood has been revoked due to non-stop ho'ing. Ratz" fellow_consumer
- Twas the night before Christmas, when diarrhea struck... Scumby
- Pink elephant, check. BB Gun, check. Hot Carl from George Clooney, huh? foxjedi
- As the elfnappings and sleighjacking got more frequent, nickumoh
- I am sorry young lady, but “rabbit vibrators” are way out of my league 55Chevy
- "Wesley Snipes, you've been a baaaad boy!" Scumby
- Santa found an effective hiding place for that kid he kept. bdude
- When Santa reached for his bong and Colt 45 and discovered the lamp and... CraterBoofort
- The real "nightmare before christmas" was a secret between Santa, Mrs Claus CraterBoofort
- Santa was troubled to learn Cheney would be quail hunting Christmas Eve CraterBoofort
- "Well he's not good, but does K-Fed fit more on the Bad or Ugly list?" CraterBoofort
- Santa takes one for the team, decides to give Bruckheimer directing talent CraterBoofort
- A suspicously plump Santa Claus denies knowing where Rudolph went. CraterBoofort
- Kids whose cookies gave Santa the shits went on the Douchebag List CraterBoofort
- "And Ron Jeremy as the voice of Santa in 'Miracle on 69th Street'." Mr_Nonsense
- As the number of suicide bombings in Iraq increases... ben243243
- ..his nose like a cherry still didn't save his face from his ffrom Cheney TheRecluse
- Another kid wants Paris Hilton's phone number? foxjedi
- With toilet paper running low- Santa contemplates the unthinkable. michael3b
- What kind of white trash names their kid "Danielynn"? pkonig
- caption entry pkonig
- Let's see. Cheney, Cheney, Cheney...Nope. Let me check the other list. michael3b
- The gastric bypass before Christmas. ben243243
- Toby? Toby Wong. Toby Wong? Toby Wong. Toby Chung? Fuckin Charlie Chan!<NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- The FBI informs Santa that he is required to help identify the naughty. ben243243
- Santa strikes off all Americans from his list to response to Cranky Yamato
- What the fuck YOU lookin' at, Venison...er... Donder michael3b
- Bin Laden's 12/25 terrorist attack would make everyone forget about 9/11. Scumby
- What happens in Santa's beard STAYS in Santa's beard. ROTJob
- Oh shit, I just realize I think I overlapped several mall appearance www.piranhakeeper.com
- Santa, I want 3 re-release posters and a glow-in-the-dark t-shirt! ben243243
- Turns out CIA was tracking the wrong bearded man all along CraterBoofort
- Put your clothes back on Halle, I meant actual hot chocolate. CraterBoofort
- Once Ms Claus dropped her drawers, the beard contest was all over. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Hi, I'm Santa. If you've got to Go-Go-Go all the time like me--use Depends rainman76x
- JYD...hmm...coal? Nah, his mom would just try and smoke it. Goldfish In The Toilet
- I don't care how good you have been Al Gore! I said NO PRESIDENCY! <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Snape!?! Oh_Dear_God_Make_It_Stop
- Christmas 1996, Santa puts Patsy Ramsey on his permanent 'Bad List'. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Fearful of being seen in yet another Christmas flop, Tim Allen hides in ... CraterBoofort
- I think I'll give "The Butterfly Effect 2" instead of coal this year. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Eating the cookies from Cheech's house may have been a mistake CraterBoofort
- Santa realizes that he can't hide the cookie shortage from the auditors. smeans
- "Now, why can't they all be as easy as Kate Moss and ask for just snow?" CraterBoofort
- "Crap, the heads to energy companies probably want coal!" CraterBoofort
- Hopefully no Yankees would be flying Christmas Eve, mused the Elf CraterBoofort
- "Congressman Foley, why are you wearing that ridiculous outfit?" CraterBoofort
- You can bet George Bush won't get a check by his name. Junk_Yard_Dog
- Friends of Charlotte: Santa Claus Doesn't Wear Plaid Junk_Yard_Dog
- The List of Clay-drian Messinger JPBuckner
- "Oops, beard hair tangled with pubic hair!" Icky_icky_fetang_zoot
- Santa regretted his decision to give Bindi the Jaws DVD Boxed Set. www.piranhakeeper.com
- Santa tried to explain that he meant well when Popeye complained about www.piranhakeeper.com
- "Hi! I'm Burl Ives." gamerarocks
- Me? All I want for Christmas is to decide who lives and who dies, thanks. gamerarocks
- World Peace, check; Cure Cancer, check, Martians? Time to conquer! gamerarocks
- Even Tim Burton can't afford Tim Allen gamerarocks
- THINGS TO DO: Remove Mark Foley from my "Buddies" List designslave
- I think I can leave orbit by myself this year! lobo
- Gas lobo
- If this were the actual movie, you'd have a splitting headache from the 3D. MR_MUCUS
- Tu Madre totaldramaqueen
- Moments after seeing John McCains name on his list, Santa has a Flashback. HicksRollsInGrave
- Red Lardass: ZZ Top's lost guitarist CrazyEddy
- The fat man froze over his "naughty" list when he saw my Uzi convenor
- "No gifts for the Colonel until he gives up the secret recipe." Mr_Nonsense
- Santa's avoided riding the Norelco since Rudolph's "triple shave" accident rainman76x
- Santa mistakenly opens the client list of Mrs. Claus' madame business. Scumby
- Santa makes a list of his favorite Baldwin brothers. Scumby
- Why it's a bad idea to go down on Robin Williams. Scumby
- Santa ensures he has enough coal for the Republicans this Christmas. Scumby
- The Colonel was forced at gunpoint to write down the secret KFC recipe. Scumby
- "Hi, I'm Wilford Brimley and I live with diabetes..." Mr_Nonsense
- ...Santa made a list of past sexual partners to warn them to get tested. nickumoh
- Dear Penthouse... mojito
- Upon losing feeling in his left arm, Santa cursed those all... ben243243
- Why is Mark Foley asking for me to include my picture in my reply? CNYSkinFan
- Well, I hope Target's still open at this time of night. ben243243
- BREAKING NEWS: Santa impersonators around the city have begun eating kids! ben243243
- Santa wonders who the hell could be coming down his chimney. ben243243
- Ah, Tim Burton. Wait, didn't he remake Willy Wonka? Naughty list. ben243243
- The Explosive Diarrhea Before Christmas. ben243243
- Wait....how come nobody gets ME anything? ben243243
- Billy: Same as every year, ZZ-Top's Greatest Hits SPARGS
- "Santa made it on his own naughty list for outsourcing elf jobs to India." Mr_Nonsense
- Satna faced some serious allegations when found with a list of children... Cannon_Fodder
- "Wait, this isn't the good boys and girls list, it's Nixon's hate list." Cannon_Fodder
- "Dammit, one of these places must sell a decent beard trimmer." Cannon_Fodder
- Santa thought about how to apply changing social mores in making his lists. www.piranhakeeper.com
- He was shocked to hear of Mark Foley's request for a tickle me Elmo. www.piranhakeeper.com
- Santa shit bricks when he realized his ass didn't go down the chimney but www.piranhakeeper.com
- He then realized he had earlier mistaken the good list for toilet paper. www.piranhakeeper.com
- Unaware that it was stolen by Mark Foley, Santa thought he misplaced the www.piranhakeeper.com
- Santa being an antisemetic asshole, didn't have any "goldsteins" on either www.piranhakeeper.com
- list. www.piranhakeeper.com
- It is a little known fact that he broke the naughty list into 2 categories. www.piranhakeeper.com
- As an owner of a parakeet he spent hours writing captions in hopes that he www.piranhakeeper.com
- Sadly Hollywood takes reusing TV show ideas to the next level: RERUNS! www.piranhakeeper.com
- "Elvis didn't die on that toilet, he just sorta "merged" with it." sonofthedummy
- "Well I'd give Bush a lump of coal, but he'd probably try to eat it." sonofthedummy
- "Geez, for some reason that spinach salad I had isn't sitting well...." rainman76x
- "Oh, crap! I knew I shouldn't have drank that Mexican spring water" rainman76x
- "Gifting nukes to North Korea--shoulda REALLY thought that one through!" rainman76x
- Elves: "Has anyone seen Mrs. Claus lately?" "I think he ate her." "AHHHHH!" sonofthedummy
- "Santa comtemplates replacing the Reindeer with Hyrdogen power in 2012." sonofthedummy
- "Hmm, Suri Cruise... yeah she deserves sane parents for Christmas." sonofthedummy
- "Santa wonders how he will fit an ICBM on his sleigh for Kim Jong Il..." sonofthedummy
- "Santa wonders when I'll stop posting caption entries." sonofthedummy
- "Once again, sadly, Santa has crapped his pants." sonofthedummy
- I'm bigger than Jesus, literally and figuratively rainman76x
- "Santa crosses 'world peace' off of the gift list, again. Maybe next year." sonofthedummy
- "Rudolph, you fucking freak, get out of my kiddie porn collection!" sonofthedummy
- "Santa puts people with more than one Crankyland username on his shit list" sonofthedummy
- "Ok, good kids--Playstation 3; naughty kids--Nintendo Wii" rainman76x
- "After too many Christmas Cookies, Santa's fat ass melted into his chair." sonofthedummy
- "Banned everywhere! Do YOU think Santa resemble the prophet Mohammad?" fellow_consumer
- "Unlike the efficient Easter Bunny, Santa never computerized." MR_MUCUS
- "Picking a winning caption is difficult, time consuming work." MR_MUCUS
- At that moment he realized... MR_MUCUS
- Then it hit him, does gift-giving compensate for his morbid obesity? MR_MUCUS
- "Apologies or not, Mel Gibson's definately off the list." MR_MUCUS
- It was either lose the beard, or forever remain on the no-fly list. fellow_consumer
- "I'd have a longer shit list, but 12 reindeer only fill so many stockings." fellow_consumer
- Caption submission OneScrappyGal
- No coal this year, I Can't Believe It's Not Butter for the naughty kids. foxjedi
- Santa is shocked at the list of people confusing him with Tim Allen JPBuckner
- In his PJs jjstone
- The earliest record of child molestation in Catholicism- the naughty list oliman
- ZZ Tops rejected style. bdude
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