Night of the Hunter
Mr. Cranky's rating:
This film doesn't do a lot forthe idea that the man ought to be the head of the household -- or, for that matter, that
preachers don't murder or molest little children whenever the chance
arises.
If you want evidence that Shelley Winters was not always theflesh-mountain who single-handedly sank the Poseidon, watch this film.
She's actually kind of cute in a "hope that poor bastard she's with doesn't know what
the future holds" sort of way.
Shelley plays Willa Harper, the mother of John (Billy Chapin) and
Pearl (Sally Jane Bruce), kids who harbor a unique knowledge of where their father
(Peter Graves) hid some money. Unfortunately, while in prison, good old Dad
reveals the presence of the money to a psychopath, Harry Powell (Robert
Mitchum), who claims to be a reverend and has "love" tattooed on one hand
and "hate" on the other so he can remember which hand to masturbate
with.
Lonely and stupid, the angelic Shelley gets hacked quickly,
allowing Mitchum to start his search for the money. The search turns into
an impossible mission when young John won't reveal its whereabouts and
keeps Pearl from telling too even though she likes Harry. When John
realizes Harry is going to kill them, he takes off down the river and ends
up at the home of kindly old Rachel (Lillian Gish), who's hoarding
runaway children so they can do her housework while she sits around and
daydreams about the past and the hot beef injection that never came.
Powell seems real menacing until he comes up against Rachel, who,
as the frustrated but kindly she-bitch from hell, doesn't let him get
anywhere near her or the children. Let's face it: Old Rachel is real sweet
until a little testosterone floats near her cabin and then she's wielding a
shotgun looking for vengeance. Basically, this film doesn't do a lot for
the idea that the man ought to be the head of the household -- or, for that matter, that
preachers don't murder or molest little children whenever the chance
arises.
Was it really that bad?
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Hindered (18tomfoolery)
All right, let’s try it this way (Philm_Phan)
To Tzara et al (Amandada)
Well, Miss Carruthers. (Tristan_Tzara)
Lose me? Not likely, begob! (James_Joyce)
Henry, I have the most fabulous news! (Cecily)
Ahh...a pinch of snuff for a weary frenchman. (Cottonelle)
Why, Tristan! (Gwendolen)
Mon cher frère. (Tristan_Tzara)
Meanwhile, in St. Petersburg.... (Emma_Goldman)
Gwendolen, you're letting your romantic inclinations run wild again (Henry_Carr)
Ah, is this not a joyous occasion? (Lenin)
Ok, listen up fellow canines (Junk_Yard_Dog)
Miss Goldman, wait! (James_Joyce)
Cecily, wait! (Henry_Carr)
Henry, wait! (Gwendolen)
What's all this 'ere then? (Peachy)
Now just one moment! (Henry_Carr)
I say, Henry! You do have some good connections, I will admit. (Tristan_Tzara)
Vladimir, these are certainly.... unusual accomodations. (Cecily)
Fffft - another spoiled bourgeois (Emma_Goldman)
I know only too well, Tristan - (Henry_Carr)
Drat (Junk_Yard_Dog)
Why, of all the nerve! (Cecily)
Sidney, what a ripping group of people live here! (Gwendolen)
"'History,' said Stephen... (James_Joyce)
Henry, may I have a word with you? (Tristan_Tzara)
If you hadn't been so bloody eager to get into Sidney's car, Tristan - (Henry_Carr)
Bloody hell! (Tristan_Tzara)
Tristan! Where are you? (Gwendolen)
Vladimir, I would like to discuss something with you. (Cecily)
I am beginning to see the pattern now! (Lenin)
Do - you - speak - English (Henry_Carr)
Bread for the Revolution, comrade? (Emma_Goldman)
Phhffft! Phff! Ah, I have worked out the gag. (Tristan_Tzara)
Sidney, isn't that my brother? (Gwendolen)
I am most certainly not going down there (Henry_Carr)
Mr. Tzara! What are you suggesting? (Cecily)
You've got your own benighted nerve, Carr - (James_Joyce)
Hands up! (Gwendolen)
Get your bloody hands off my fiancee, Sidney! (Henry_Carr)
Bloody time you got here, Henry. (Tristan_Tzara)
Henry, you know very well... (Cecily)
Hands up, all of you! (Lenin)
And I as well, Comrade Lenin? (Emma_Goldman)
Long live the revoloution!!! (Peachy)
Gwendolen! I'm reclaiming my Webley! (Henry_Carr)
Interesting sceen we have come across fellow canines (Junk_Yard_Dog)
Sidney! Do come back! (Gwendolen)
Why are you always blaming me?! (Tristan_Tzara)
Will you two stop bickering! (Lenin)
That was your guard regaining consciousness, my good sir! (Tristan_Tzara)
Have that! And THAT! (Peachy)
I haven't seen such a donnybrook since O'Brien lost the contraband Scotch (James_Joyce)
The time? (Peachy)
I knew it! Hand back that watch! (Henry_Carr)
This really isn't fair, you know. (Cecily)
It would jolly serve them right, Cecily (Gwendolen)
Left you behind did they? (Peachy)
Just where are we going again? (Tristan_Tzara)
What sort of history do they teach in Rumanian schools? (Henry_Carr)
There he goes!! (Peachy)
Oh by Jove and by golly! (Billy_Fish)
(Gwendolen, do you this was wise?) (Cecily)
What jolly luck! (Gwendolen)
My dear, Peachy (Junk_Yard_Dog)
Right you are Miss Gwendolen. (Peachy)
Comrade Joyce, this is sheer foolishness (Emma_Goldman)
Is it humanly possible, Tristan, to be any slower than you are? (Henry_Carr)
But, Gwennolen.... (Cecily)
Cecily, you really must stand up (Gwendolen)
Words Echo (Wraith)
Mr. Carr, you seem to delight in causing me trouble. (Lenin)
It is bloody cold out here.... (Tristan_Tzara)
How should I know what month it is, Lenin? (Henry_Carr)
You're not listening, Miss Goldman (James_Joyce)
What are we doing here? (Cecily)
Oh. Hello, Doris. (Tristan_Tzara)
Cecily! Look! (Gwendolen)
You were supposed to be watching for Lenin, Tristan - (Henry_Carr)
Henry, do lower your voice! (Cecily)
I say! Good show, Cecily! (Tristan_Tzara)
Stop complaining, Comrade Carr (Emma_Goldman)
Buddy hell... (Henry_Carr)
Carr, you imbecile! (Tristan_Tzara)
I am still angry, Cecily (Gwendolen)
Telegram to Mr. Henry Carr (James_Joyce)
Don't you talk to me about wrong sides of the water, Tzara (Henry_Carr)
What in Heaven's name was that? (Cecily)
Lawrence@of.Arabia (T_E_Lawrence)
Reporting with reinforcments sir! (Peachy)
A British officer? (Henry_Carr)
I am glad to be off that beast's back! (Tristan_Tzara)
Mr. Tzara, you can be the infuriating of men at times! (Cecily)
I am most sorry, but I was detained by some pressing business. (T_E_Lawrence)
Hmph! (Gwendolen)
Bloody ostentatious show-off (Henry_Carr)
AH-HAAA! (Sheik_Ilderim)
1000 blessings on you and your nose... _other_name.smells (Peachy)
Henry, I am not at all sure about this. (Tristan_Tzara)
Gwendolen, have you noticed... (Cecily)
Do not be worrying of your pretty heads. (Billy_Fish)
There, Cecily - you see? (Gwendolen)
Ahh, it's midnight at the oasis for you, my lily of the desert! (Sheik_Ilderim)
And lest I forget... (Sheik_Ilderim)
Are you sure that's Akaba, Lawrence? (Henry_Carr)
Good Golly Miss Molly!!!! (Billy_Fish)
I've got you covered Major (Peachy)
Now look what you have done, Stanley! (Tristan_Tzara)
Ah-haaa! Turks! Have at 'em, my sons! (Sheik_Ilderim)
Mr. Fish, what are you doing?! (Cecily)
Pssst... Shahib! Meester Carr! (El-Fasil)
Mr. Trout! (Cecily)
Oh Miss Cecily! (Billy_Fish)
Quiet, Carnehan - I know how to deal with these natives (Henry_Carr)
You mean you have never heard of woman's suffrage? (Gwendolen)
Henry, I *do* hate to keep badgering you. (Tristan_Tzara)
Arrrumpphhh!! (Cecily)
surrealist aside to John Hurt (Henry_Carr)
Shhh!!! Meester Carr! (El-Fasil)
My sons and tribesmen! Silence! (Sheik_Ilderim)
Ah! A toast to the Sheik and his new bride! (Cecily)
As I don't hear either of you volunteering - (Henry_Carr)
Oh Danny boy...<hic> (Billy_Fish)
Pardon me, but have you got a match? (Peachy)
Well, you're the one with the well-developed sense of direction, Carnehan (Henry_Carr)
Get your bloody arses over that wall!! (Peachy)
Is this the way all your banquets end? (Gwendolen)
Bloody Carnehan's so drunk - (Henry_Carr)
Oh dear! (Tristan_Tzara)
Wait! One more toas for the Sheek. (Cecily)
Mr. Carr, you should be quiet for once! (T_E_Lawrence)
Ahhhh, what a night of love that was! (Sheik_Ilderim)
Quiet, you fools! (El-Fasil)
Come, Mr. Carr! Back in this alcove! (T_E_Lawrence)
Ooohhh, what time is it? (Cecily)
My, Cecily, you do look a fright (Gwendolen)
Psst! Lawrence! Will you get back here! (Henry_Carr)
A pox on you, sons of a spavined she-camel! (Sheik_Ilderim)
Mr. Carr? Where are you? (T_E_Lawrence)
Are those buzzards?! (Tristan_Tzara)
Um...hello, Tristan (Gwendolen)
My dear Mr. Wood. (T_E_Lawrence)
Reply to P. O'Toole (Henry_Carr)
Henry! You're alive! (Tristan_Tzara)
Oh dear! He seems to have passed out! (Cecily)
These foolish bipods (Junk_Yard_Dog)
What has been going on? (Henry_Carr)
Henry, do pay attention!. (Cecily)
Tristan, please calm down (Gwendolen)
Leave your friend now, my angel (Sheik_Ilderim)
Official Notice to One Henry Carr, address uncertain (James_Joyce)
Where are you taking me?! (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Listen ! (Lighthorse_Sergeant)
This letter from British Petroleum is very interesting, Sheik (Henry_Carr)
Oh dear me! (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Someone has some jolly well explaining to do by golly!!!! (Billy_Fish)
Thank heaven - well done, Mr. Fish! (Gwendolen)
ZZzzzzzzzzziiiiiiippppp!!! (Cecil_B_DeMille)
Departing Camp (Lighthorse_Sergeant)
Burton?? Damnation, DeMille's gone senile! (Sheik_Ilderim)
Of course I spent the money (Henry_Carr)
The Burning Sands (Lighthorse_Sergeant)
I think that it is time for us to depart. (T_E_Lawrence)
Ah, Gwendolen? May I talk with you? (Tristan_Tzara)
Really, Tristan, you should not hover over me so! (Gwendolen)
Cecily, this is becoming embarrassing (Henry_Carr)
You impertinent sod ! (Lighthorse_Sergeant)
Psst. Lovely Lady. Come over here. (StrollingPlayersCompany)
How does this suit Miss Cecily? (Peachy)
Oh, Henry! Let’s buy it! (Cecily)
I sense desecration.... (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Why, thank you Mr. Peachy! (Cecily)
Mr. Cerr! (El-Fasil)
I say, what was that all about? (Tristan_Tzara)
A countersuit? [letter from J. Joyce] (James_Joyce)
Well, if you won't buy me a trinket, Tristan - (Gwendolen)
Sorry, Mr. Tata! (Maggie_DuBois)
This is the oddest thing... (Henry_Carr)
Dammit all! (Peachy)
*Puff* *Puff* (Tristan_Tzara)
An Ominous Warning. (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Gesundheit <nt> (Peachy)
Henry! What did that mean? (Cecily)
One moment, please! (Cecily)
Well, who died and made you doctor? (Maggie_DuBois)
Wait! Gwendolen, where are you going? (Maggie_DuBois)
She must be delirious.... (Tristan_Tzara)
Will the three of you stop fussing? (Henry_Carr)
Now, Gwendolen. You mustn't overexert yourself. (Tristan_Tzara)
Henry, are you sure that this is a good idea? (Cecily)
Oh, I say, Cecily! That's jolly attractive! (Gwendolen)
Will you get that light out of my face! (Henry_Carr)
You can let go of my waist now, Mr. Carnehan (Maggie_DuBois)
Gwendolen! Where are we? (Tristan_Tzara)
If it's not Tristan saying I have no imagination - (Henry_Carr)
Henry, what is that!?! (Cecily)
Well, a silver dollar for my navigation skills (Maggie_DuBois)
I say! The floor ended rather abruptly! (Gwendolen)
Snakes!? I hate snakes! (Tristan_Tzara)
I.... want..... what..... is.......mine!! (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Oh, my! (Cecily)
That's enough! We're stopping here, Major! (Henry_Carr)
O Henry! (Cecily)
I.... (StrollingPlayersCompany)
What is coming to me, Mr. Cerr! (El-Fasil)
Seems to me (Junk_Yard_Dog)
Well, how was I to know?! (Henry_Carr)
You cut that one too long, Tristan! (Gwendolen)
Hat? (Tristan_Tzara)
Henry!! (Cecily)
D'you know what would happen - (Henry_Carr)
[alarums and diversions] (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Dada!Dada!Dada! (Tristan_Tzara)
Yes, I'll take charge of him (Henry_Carr)
Oh dear. (Cecily)
Isn't London wonderful? (Gwendolen)
How did Bennett assemble that documentation? (Henry_Carr)
Gwendolen!! You want me to agree to that preposterous suggestion!?! (Tristan_Tzara)
Henry, we must talk. (Cecily)
It's been a lovely evening, Cecily, here on the Atlantic (Henry_Carr)
Don't grumble, Tristan (Gwendolen)
Well, there's something you don't see every day. (Tristan_Tzara)
Schnell! Sie müssen nach innen kommen! (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Welcome aboard, ladies and gentlemen (StrollingPlayersCompany)
This is too familiar, Cecily (Gwendolen)
Excuse me, is there anything that you ladies require? (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Henry, stop fidgeting so! (Tristan_Tzara)
What primitive quarters they have put us in, Gwendolen! (Cecily)
You may be satisfied to hang here, Tristan - (Henry_Carr)
What sort of plan, Mr. Carr? (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Carr, perhaps that this is not such a good idea! (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Pssst. Henry! This way! (Tristan_Tzara)
How jolly invigorating! (Gwendolen)
Surrender, my Catullian iambics! (Henry_Carr)
Ahoy, U-boat! (Maggie_DuBois)
Please allow me, ladies! (Leslie_Gallant)
Gwendolen, will you look at this! (Cecily)
Do you like this, Tristan? (Gwendolen)
Hurry up! We're going to be late! (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Henry, you really must help me! (Tristan_Tzara)
M'sieur Tzara . . . (Georges_Clemenceau)
Ah, Prime Minister Clemenceau! (Leslie_Gallant)
What, you want we should blow up da joint? (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Bully! That’s just bully! (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Attention! (Georges_Clemenceau)
Well, maybe just a few steps, my dears (StrollingPlayersCompany)
It is trash! (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Oh! It's half past 7, I'm dreadfully late! (AnnaLee_Citrouille)
What is the meaning of this, Tristan? (Henry_Carr)
I say! (Cecily)
There she was. (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Cecily, did you see that? (Henry_Carr)
Re: Well, Miss Carruthers. (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Sergei, thank you, but there is no need to kiss me! (Tristan_Tzara)
Egads, egads, as you English would say ! (Georges_Clemenceau)
How can you be so selfish, Tristan? (Gwendolen)
Oh my goodness! Put me down this instant! (Cecily)
I say! Look at that! (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Bloody Welsh git! (Henry_Carr)
Quiet, everyone! Don't make any sudden moves! (Leslie_Gallant)
Oh dear. Sing a song? (Cecily)
Oh, boy! What a picture this would make! (StrollingPlayersCompany)
I am with you, my hairy comrade! (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Hester? Tell Frisbee to stop the presses! (Maggie_DuBois)
Ooo!!! Ooo!!! (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Bruno! That was not very nice! (Cecily)
Holy Smokes! Did you get a load of that?! (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Hold on, Cecily! (Gwendolen)
Oh my! Is that Gwendolen? (Cecily)
The Huns are using gas, Major! (Henry_Carr)
Did you see that stunt, Mr. Prime Minister? (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Carr, is it then? (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Henry! Snap out of it! (Tristan_Tzara)
Tristan! Guess what I want for Christmas! (Gwendolen)
Monsieur Roosevelt! (Georges_Clemenceau)
Henry, it truly was not my fault! (Cecily)
Gwendolen, while I DO appreciate your efforts on my behalf.... (Tristan_Tzara)
Oh, that is not a problem, Mr. Tzara. (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Thank you SO much, Mr. Gallant.... (Tristan_Tzara)
You all needn't act like a box of noisy holiday crackers, you know (Henry_Carr)
Had I known, Tristan - (Gwendolen)
Why, thank you Henry! (Cecily)
Yes, well, I hope you didn’t expect too much. (Tristan_Tzara)
All aboard the Holiday Special! (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Would someone help me with this confounded luggage?! (Tristan_Tzara)
On the whole, I prefer the desert (Henry_Carr)
I have a question (Pvt_Gump)
Did you notice that odd peanut vendor, Cecily? (Gwendolen)
*Puff* *Puff* I thought we were in America, Henry. (Tristan_Tzara)
Why, Gwendolen.... (Cecily)
Apologies all (Pvt_Gump)
Where's that bloody Webley?! (Henry_Carr)
Oh, most certainly, sir! (Cecily)
Mon Dieu! My Brandy! (Georges_Clemenceau)
I'd thought it was American design, Cecily (Gwendolen)
Oh, bloody hell (Henry_Carr)
Attention! (Georges_Clemenceau)
Blast it all! (Tristan_Tzara)
What the hell happened to the movie? (Gene_Siskel)
Hooaa droww, Eene. (Roger_Ebert)
What did you say, Tristan? (Cecily)
A very courageous leap, Miss Carruthers! (Tristan_Tzara)
Don't worry, Tristan! (Gwendolen)
Cecily! Where have you been?! (Henry_Carr)
The firearms, Miss Cecily! (Georges_Clemenceau)
"Most experienced diplomat," my penny for bloody Charon! (Henry_Carr)
Monsieur le Cossack . . . (Hairhead)
Your courtesy belies your menace, Clemenceau (Emma_Goldman)
Hi... Hello.... (Tristan_Tzara)
No, I absolutely will not! (Cecily)
Georges! What the devil is the problem?! (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Leave hold of my arm, Tristan (Henry_Carr)
I feel just a jolly bit guilty, Tristan (Gwendolen)
You have changed not at all, Comrade Carruthers (Emma_Goldman)
Acting? She wants us to act? (Tristan_Tzara)
Please excuse me, Comrade Carr. You are in possession of my boot. (Lenin)
Belly up, belly up to the bar, boys... (StrollingPlayersCompany)
What's it gonna be, pilgrim? (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Now see here, McFlintlock or whatever's your name - (Henry_Carr)
Hmph! An Insect? (Hairhead)
Avalanche!! (Molly_Brown)
Henry! Where are you? (Cecily)
Well, he seems to be incoherent. (Tristan_Tzara)
I oughta kick your butts clean outta this county! (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Yoo-hoo, everyone! (Gwendolen)
Oh, look up there! There is Gwendolen! (Cecily)
Well, if it ain't Jack Crabb! (Molly_Brown)
Not now, Matron, I'd rather sleep (Henry_Carr)
Good mornin', honey! (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Ah, the dead man awakes! (Tristan_Tzara)
I'm fine - perfectly FINE (Henry_Carr)
Excuwse me, is there a pwoblem here? (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Well, Henry! (Cecily)
Well, of all the nerve! (Gwendolen)
What manner of establishment are you running here? (Henry_Carr)
*Sputter!* *Choke!* (Tristan_Tzara)
I heard tell there was a robbery here last night! (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Oh, my! (Cecily)
So, Henwy.... (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Bloody Yanks! (Henry_Carr)
What brings you to town, Comrade Tzara, as that decadent Wilde would say (Emma_Goldman)
Don't cry, Cecily (Gwendolen)
Those foowls.... (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Miss. Goldman, I have only one thing to say to you. (Tristan_Tzara)
Ah, you see? (Lenin)
All right! Listen up! (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Isn’t anyone listening to me? (Henry_Carr)
Can we not stop for a little while? (Tristan_Tzara)
Listen here, Kerr! (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Henry, listen to us for a minute! (Cecily)
We are grateful, Comrade Von Shtupp (Emma_Goldman)
Everybody ready for a shindig? (Molly_Brown)
It’s a madhouse! A madhouse! (Tristan_Tzara)
What do I wook wike, the Pony Expwess? (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Betrayed! (Gwendolen)
Do? (Henry_Carr)
A midnight conversation. (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Past the midnight hour (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Drat! (Tristan_Tzara)
Ah-ha! There you are! (Henry_Carr)
If you ever go across the sea to Ireland... (James_Joyce)
Ooooh, God... Please tell me this isn't happening..... (Tristan_Tzara)
So, you see, Henry, Gwendolen... (Cecily)
Cecily, please! Your convoluted explanation can wait, can't they? (Henry_Carr)
What do you mean, "Stop grumbling"? (Tristan_Tzara)
You have no reason to complain, Tristan (Gwendolen)
Henry, please tell me that you know what you are doing. (Cecily)
Ken I take yer coats? (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Well, if it ain't our British Consul! (Molly_Brown)
Well, Miss Carr.... (Tristan_Tzara)
Based on our adventures up to this point, Tristan - (Gwendolen)
Now let me get this straight, Deidre (Henry_Carr)
No, not THAT waiter, Gwendolen! (Tristan_Tzara)
Henry, may I ask you a question? (Cecily)
Ah, and look you here, everyone (James_Joyce)
Don't let him get away! (Gwendolen)
Good show, Miss Carr. (Tristan_Tzara)
Why are you all staring at me? (Henry_Carr)
That was a narrow escape (Emma_Goldman)
No, I jolly well don't want to leave! (Gwendolen)
Later, at the Denver Theatrical Society Theater and Burlesque House... (Cecily)
I'm having my own problems with the script, thank you, Cecily (Henry_Carr)
Is this here where the play is? (StrollingPlayersCompany)
I'm weady for my cwoseup, Mistew Jowyce! (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Henry, I had nothing to do with this! (Tristan_Tzara)
What's got me worried - (Henry_Carr)
Oh, I say - is everyone still complaining? (Gwendolen)
The Play's The Thing. (StrollingPlayersCompany)
About! Seek! Burn! Fire! Kill! Slay! (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Well now, Henry, just a moment. (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Hello... (AnnaLee_Citrouille)
Mr. Joyce, honey, you sure this is going to play okay in Denver? (Molly_Brown)
I most certainly do *not* sniffle! (Cecily)
Mr.Joyce, oh Mr.Joyce (AnnaLee_Citrouille)
Can't you discern a genius at work, woman? (James_Joyce)
“All the world to nothing!” (Henry_Carr)
Ahm flatted, metaphoricaly of course... (AnnaLee_Citrouille)
Mr. Joyce! That’s a bit thick! (Gwendolen)
Excuwse me, Wady. (StrollingPlayersCompany)
I am frightfully sorry, Henry! (Cecily)
Aww, Jeez! *Munch* *Munch* (Roger_Ebert)
Thank you for showing some Patience, Cecily (Henry_Carr)
Hey, he's kind of talking to the camera, Roger! (Gene_Siskel)
Just a moment, Cecily! (Tristan_Tzara)
Awre you people stwill hewe? (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Lissen up, youse mugs! (StrollingPlayersCompany)
I gave it to Molly because she was jolly...
Because she was jolly, (James_Joyce)
Henry! *Puff* *Puff* Wait for a moment! (Tristan_Tzara)
Ahm still waytin for a copy of the script! (AnnaLee_Citrouille)
No, Miss Citronella, you may not have a wardrobe fitting (Gwendolen)
Why, it's Big Awl! (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Tristan’s taking his bloody sweet time as usual (Henry_Carr)
And another thing.... (Henry_Carr)
Finally at last (Jean_Pierre_Pourier)
Come on, come on! (Tristan_Tzara)
Mr. Tzara! There shall be none of that talk! (Cecily)
Oh sweet bliss (Jean_Pierre_Pourier)
What a country, b'jasus (James_Joyce)
Don’t dawdle, Tristan (Gwendolen)
Chanteuse, my ass! (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Is someone there? (Henry_Carr)
Most certainly you are not addressing me, sir! (Cecily)
Ah thawt this wazz the Ohrien espress! (AnnaLee_Citrouille)
Where the dickens did Cecily get off to? (Tristan_Tzara)
Henry, I will most certainly not! (Cecily)
Comrade Lenin, you are making no sense! (Emma_Goldman)
Yeah, let her in, Luigi (StrollingPlayersCompany)
You did what?! (Henry_Carr)
And a good morning to you, sir! (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Gwendolen, a job? But, I already have a job! (Tristan_Tzara)
Shut your gob, will you! (James_Joyce)
I awake from slumber (Jean_Pierre_Pourier)
Oh, I say, Tristan, he’s awake (Gwendolen)
Aiyee ! (Jean_Pierre_Pourier)
If I am to be your new etiquette teacher... (Cecily)
Gwendolen, haven’t you finished yet? (Henry_Carr)
An interesting idea (Jean_Pierre_Pourier)
I say, Gwendolen! (Tristan_Tzara)
Now look here, Luca Brasserie, if that’s really your name (Henry_Carr)
Ahh Henry ! (Jean_Pierre_Pourier)
The suspense is unbearable, isn't it? (Alfred_Hitchcock)
No, I don't want a cigarette! (Tristan_Tzara)
Hey, Rocco, c’mere (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Meanwhile, ahead at the Chicago station... (StrollingPlayersCompany)
You sent for me, boss? (Tristan_Tzara)
Settle down, doll face. (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Almost there (Jean_Pierre_Pourier)
You got the job, Tristan! How thrilling! (Gwendolen)
Hmph, of all the stinkin’ nerve (StrollingPlayersCompany)
This is really most unfair, Gwendolen! (Cecily)
Ness, ma'am. Elliot Ness. (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Henry, where do you.... Henry? (Tristan_Tzara)
Pay him no mind, Miss DeMoll (Henry_Carr)
Who’s banging on the door, begob? (James_Joyce)
What a jolly handsome fellow for a constable (Gwendolen)
Sittdown, wiseguy. (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Gwendolen? (Cecily)
I say, Cecily! Look at that! (Gwendolen)
Cecily - I’m back - open the door, please (Henry_Carr)
Naw, I don't believe him for a minute. (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Hey there, Blue Eyes! (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Wouldja lookit that! (StrollingPlayersCompany)
All right, men! (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Hey! Where’s my cousin? (StrollingPlayersCompany)
OOooo! Gwendolen! (Cecily)
Cecily is one of those persons for whom alcohol wasn’t invented (Gwendolen)
Yes, Boss? (Tristan_Tzara)
*Ring* *Ring* (StrollingPlayersCompany)
What? We're here? (Tristan_Tzara)
Cecily! What are you doing?! (Henry_Carr)
Oh! Hullloo, Henry! (Cecily)
Gwendolen? Are you in there? (Tristan_Tzara)
Sssh, Tristan - you’ll give me away (Gwendolen)
[meanwhile, back at the hotel...] (James_Joyce)
Who the hell are you? (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Of course I heard what you said, Gwendolen. (Tristan_Tzara)
All right, yous people! (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Henry? (Cecily)
Thank God for that (Henry_Carr)
Shapiro! Cover me! (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Nose whiteflattened against the pane for too many miles (James_Joyce)
Oh, calm down, Jamesy! (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Whatzat? (StrollingPlayersCompany)
*Screeech!!!!* (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Oh, I say! This is so like old times, isn’t it? (Gwendolen)
Ooohhh! Why are we bouncing around? (Cecily)
Hey! Hey, mack! (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Mr. Ness!! (Tristan_Tzara)
What the bloody hell d’you think you’re doing?! (Henry_Carr)
Shoot! Ya dumb broad, shoot!! (StrollingPlayersCompany)
I told you to sittdown and shuttup!! (StrollingPlayersCompany)
I say, Mr. Ness! (Tristan_Tzara)
*Cough!* *Cough!* (Cecily)
All right, men! (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Don’t be jealous, Tristan (Gwendolen)
My SISTER’s extraordinary? (Henry_Carr)
Well, Gwendolen, if you would have given me a chance! (Tristan_Tzara)
Here ya go, Mack (StrollingPlayersCompany)
If that shell-shocked ex-doughboy thinks I’m allowing him in with me - (Henry_Carr)
So! Ah..... Are you from around here? (Tristan_Tzara)
Come in, Comrade Tzara. Please to come in. (Lenin)
I apologize to you, Comrade Tzara (Emma_Goldman)
*cough* *ack* - What I said - (Henry_Carr)
Gwendolen, Henry specifically directed us to stay in the car! (Cecily)
Quickly, Cecily - behind the tree! (Gwendolen)
**BLAM!** (StrollingPlayersCompany)
This looks like the end, Henry. (Tristan_Tzara)
Henry, are you down here? (Cecily)
*BA-ROOOOOMMMM!!!!* [NT] (StrollingPlayersCompany)
I say, that was loud! (Gwendolen)
I see well enough, Miss Carr (James_Joyce)
Of all the raw, irresponsible bloody nerve, Doris! (Henry_Carr)
Look! The ceiling is on fire! (Tristan_Tzara)
Oh, my! (Cecily)
*Cough* *Cough* (Tristan_Tzara)
Yes, Miss Goldman! (Cecily)
If you are a nurse, I am ex-Kaiser Wilhelm! (Emma_Goldman)
Trust you to think about flies at a time like this, Tristan (Henry_Carr)
Ha ha! (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Sigh no more, ladies, sigh no more (James_Joyce)
The Duke of Windsor? (Gwendolen)
Henry, are you all right?! (Cecily)
Look, Gwendolen! (Tristan_Tzara)
Pay them no mind, Your Royal Highness (Henry_Carr)
I want to THANK you all for saving us! (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Bolivia? (James_Joyce)
Bolivia? (Gwendolen)
Bolivia?!! (Henry_Carr)
Olivia? (Cecily)
Bolivia! (Tristan_Tzara)
South America, huh? (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Hey, way to go, wisea guy! (StrollingPlayersCompany)
As usual, I get no laughs in this scene. (zeppo)
I say - we’re going to be en route for some time, aren’t we? (Gwendolen)
Gwendolen, I do not care what that man said! (Tristan_Tzara)
To be continued..... <nt> <np> (StrollingPlayersCompany)
If you think for one moment, Tristan, that you’re getting the last word - (Henry_Carr)
"I am going to talk to you about South America," said he. (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Gwendolen, I have something for you. (Tristan_Tzara)
I cannot believe that we traveled all this way for this! (Cecily)
Cecily? Did you call? (Henry_Carr)
Oh, I say! How jolly romantic! (Gwendolen)
Think ya used enough dynamite there, Butch? (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Calm down, Senor! (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Henry, calm down! (Tristan_Tzara)
Bitch, bitch, bitch (StrollingPlayersCompany)
No, I don’t think I’ve ever been taken for a spin on a bicycle (Gwendolen)
Let me out of this room this instant! (Cecily)
Ya see, ma'am, it's like this. (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Is there no spot on this globe - (Henry_Carr)
Celia, darling, so divine to see you again (Margot_Beste-Chetwynde)
Keep down, willya!? (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Huh. There they are, the side-windin’ bastards (StrollingPlayersCompany)
A diversion, he says! (Tristan_Tzara)
I assure you, Mrs. Best-Wind... (Cecily)
I say! Shrubbery whackers! (Gwendolen)
I’ll thank you not to treat my fiance like some bloody sailor’s delight (Henry_Carr)
Whadda mean, Butch? (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Well Henry, I am *frightfully* sorry that you disapprove! (Cecily)
Shall I remind you not to play the hero, Henry my pet? (Margot_Beste-Chetwynde)
Gwendolen, I do not want to alarm you. (Tristan_Tzara)
Do you speak English? (Cecily)
Boy, you sure know how to talk a guy down (StrollingPlayersCompany)
They are here, I know it! (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Cecily! Wake up! (Henry_Carr)
Why am *I* always the one to go reconnoiter? (Tristan_Tzara)
Don' hurt me, senor! (StrollingPlayersCompany)
A Sea Serpent?! (Cecily)
Huh. Famous, huh? (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Yoo-hoo, Henry - Celia - (Margot_Beste-Chetwynde)
Butch, have you gone plumb senile? (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Coming through, please! Make way! (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Pssst! Henry! (Cecily)
Well, it took all of you jolly long enough to remember me (Gwendolen)
My couch back in Vienna you would like even better (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Cecily, I am not attempting to initiate a fight (Henry_Carr)
Really, Gwendolen! (Tristan_Tzara)
Oh, this is soooo tatty (Margot_Beste-Chetwynde)
Lights are out - light the fuse already! (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Henry, I most certainly do *not* look like a fruit salad! (Cecily)
And now, my pretty lady! (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Unhand my sister, you piece of lecherous fretwork! (Henry_Carr)
*BOOM!!* (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Guns, swords, dynamite - (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Don't you *dare* lay a hand on my fiancée! (Cecily)
One gun outbids a rapier, darlings (Margot_Beste-Chetwynde)
I say! Did I run into someone? (Gwendolen)
Ah. Carr. There you are - ahem (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Yeah, Butch. We got out of that one, too. (StrollingPlayersCompany)
You there! Are you Henrik Carr? (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Professor, my presidency of the Oxford Dramatic Society (Henry_Carr)
Now, Henry, you shouldn't call Mr. Phallinger names. (Cecily)
Hey, you crazy dame! (StrollingPlayersCompany)
I’m sorry, but there’s only room for one rider in my plane (Gwendolen)
The great white bird is flying past! (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Henry, where are you? (Cecily)
Hey, Challenger! (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Thank God we made it in one piece! (Tristan_Tzara)
Now what? And watch where you’re pushing! (Henry_Carr)
So you are the reputed goddess (StrollingPlayersCompany)
What sort of test? (Gwendolen)
Henry, where are these women taking us? (Cecily)
Are you certain that I am not bleeding? (Tristan_Tzara)
Oh, cheer up, Tzara! (StrollingPlayersCompany)
I say! I have chaffing good news! (Gwendolen)
At the risk of repeating myself, open this door immediately! (Henry_Carr)
Rubella, where are we going? (Cecily)
Henry, y..you want me to do w...what? (Tristan_Tzara)
I'll go. (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Ladies and.... Ladies! Come one, come all! (Tristan_Tzara)
You seem nervous, my child (StrollingPlayersCompany)
I have a *pant* *pant* message from High Priestess Ahmi. (Cecily)
My.... (StrollingPlayersCompany)
If I can just get this motor started.... (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Oh, I say - if Maggie could only see me now (Gwendolen)
I suppose you can take it as some sort of compliment, Tristan - (Henry_Carr)
And by the way - (Henry_Carr)
*Puff* *Puff* (Cecily)
Henry, the next time you tell me that you have an idea.... (Tristan_Tzara)
Wooah - apenas un minucioso! (StrollingPlayersCompany)
What is it now? The ceremony is beginning! (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Did she say “Seize them?” (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Oh, my bloody boat ride with that git Charon.... (Henry_Carr)
What a steamy return to the glory days of the cliffhanger! (Liz_Smith)
Ha! Take that! And that! (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Henry, wait for me! (Cecily)
Get my agent on the phone! (Roger_Ebert)
This is becoming jolly irksome - (Gwendolen)
And what just what to you propose we do when we find them, Henry? (Tristan_Tzara)
Ah! (StrollingPlayersCompany)
My God, how I hate dinosaurs (Henry_Carr)
Hot Damn! Dinosaurs! (Roger_Ebert)
As a matter of fact, Roger, you did (Liz_Smith)
Thank you for helping me down from the tree, Henry. (Cecily)
My Lord! (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Now there’s something no man’s ever done for me before (Gwendolen)
Look up there! It's Charlie Wingnut in Gwendolen's aeroplane! (Cecily)
Come on, Henry! (Tristan_Tzara)
It’s not something that happens very often, Gwendolen (Henry_Carr)
Mr. Kong! Let my brother go at once! (Gwendolen)
Carr, are you injured? (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Tossing my Leonine Mane . . . (BitParts)
Will you drop the subject, Professor? (Henry_Carr)
Henry, I would like your opinion on something. (Cecily)
Wow, this stuff is still going on? (Slim_Shady)
Ille ni par esse deo videtur (StrollingPlayersCompany)
I say, Henry - (Gwendolen)
Why are we still going down so fast?! (Tristan_Tzara)
Why, it is the lost tribe of Pygmalions! (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Mediation? (Henry_Carr)
So, Carr. Here is what I was able to discover. (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Gwendolen, I do wish you would stop moping around so. (Tristan_Tzara)
Hey p'fesser .. . . (Hairhead)
I say, Tristan, he certainly has a variable accent, doesn’t he? (Gwendolen)
Genium loci primamque! (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Goddammit, Carr! (Tristan_Tzara)
Carr! Pepper! Get Mr. Tzara to his feet, quickly! (StrollingPlayersCompany)
I say, that's jolly unsporting of them! (Cecily)
Well, how was I to know?! (Henry_Carr)
Don’t stop to think, Tristan! (Gwendolen)
Did I ever tell everyone how much I *hate* snakes? (Tristan_Tzara)
Henry, you were *wonderful*! (Cecily)
It's just the time . . . (BitParts)
The ethics of those Yanks! (Henry_Carr)
Yes, I suppose you are correct, Carr. (StrollingPlayersCompany)
And in this corner... (StrollingPlayersCompany)
What did you say, Gwendolen? (Tristan_Tzara)
I say! You there! (Cecily)
I say, Miss Carr! (StrollingPlayersCompany)
[Just my luck!] (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Hurry, Tristan! (Gwendolen)
Ha! Ha! Ha! (BitParts)
My word.... (Tristan_Tzara)
Follow that balloon! (Henry_Carr)
I say, the blood rushing to my head like this isn’t much fun (Gwendolen)
Where have your people been?! (StrollingPlayersCompany)
*Two* telegrams? (Cecily)
Why do I have the unpleasant feeling - (Henry_Carr)
Gwendolen, would you kindly relay this information to your brother? (Cecily)
I am not sure what to say! (Tristan_Tzara)
all the news that’s fit to print (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Another ocean voyage (StrollingPlayersCompany)
If you wouldn’t mind a suggestion, Tristan - (Gwendolen)
Ah! Well.... It's not THAT bad . (Tristan_Tzara)
Mr. Tzara? (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Gwendolen, do you have perhaps another name... (Cecily)
If it’s not Rumanians pretending to be English - (Henry_Carr)
Do be careful outside, Henry! (Gwendolen)
Henry, do you not think this all very odd? (Cecily)
Good evening! (StrollingPlayersCompany)
My, a most unusual man! (Tristan_Tzara)
Dammit! Bloody tree roots! (Henry_Carr)
Thank goodness we made it back! (Cecily)
The stars are so pretty from my window... (Gwendolen)
Was dinner to your liking, Herr Tzara? (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Henry! Do you hear that? (Cecily)
Ooohhhh, my head... (Tristan_Tzara)
Please do not be alarmed. (StrollingPlayersCompany)
“Goodbye for now,” my first job at the Patent Office! (Henry_Carr)
What has been going on, Herr Tzara? (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Hey, la-deeeee! (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Listen! Did you hear something? (Cecily)
Ah, Mr. Carr! (StrollingPlayersCompany)
You know, I’m not going to even mention your name again, Frau Blu - er - (Gwendolen)
You obviously have me confused with Tristan (Henry_Carr)
Miss Carr? You will never see her again, Herr Tzara! (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Of all the times to rely on Tristan’s luggage-packing abilities! (Henry_Carr)
Filigree and Shadow (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Bonjour mon chéri Jacque. (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Believe me, I’d always meant to contact you (Henry_Carr)
Oooohh, shit!! (StrollingPlayersCompany)
You look lovely tonight, my Lucy. (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Hurry up, Cecily! (Tristan_Tzara)
Dear me. (Cecily)
Jer, you ding-a-ling! (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Whassa matter, Dean? GOLDDIGGERS get cancelled? (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Hey! Quiet on the set! (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Mr. Tzara! Are you all.... *Achoo!* (Cecily)
Mr. Tzara, are you all right? (Cecily)
Is he gone yet? (Henry_Carr)
Hmph - have you noticed, Beth - (Gwendolen)
Are you two discussing me? (Tristan_Tzara)
No! No! You will never make me talk! (StrollingPlayersCompany)
That wasn’t very nice, Tristan (Gwendolen)
Gwendolen! Cecily! (Henry_Carr)
Gwendolen! Um.... (Cecily)
The lady or the tiger.... (Tristan_Tzara)
They went where?! (Liz_Smith)
Oh, bloody hell - how long were we unconscious after that fall? (Henry_Carr)
I’m sorry if you disapprove, Cecily (Gwendolen)
*Cough* *Cough* (Roger_Ebert)
What have I done? (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Ah, Gwendolen? (Cecily)
Where is the Train Wreck!? (Pvt_Gump)
Who is this!? Why are you on the set? (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Are those eyes?! (Tristan_Tzara)
I suppose I shouldn’t complain, Cecily (Gwendolen)
This is serious! (Henry_Carr)
*Clang!* (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Let me see if I fully understand what you are proposing. (Tristan_Tzara)
Mister Tzara, are you quite all right? (Cecily)
Dark Ceremony (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Gwendolen, come along! (Henry_Carr)
I want you to stop shouting at me! (Gwendolen)
Harker, you fool! (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Ugh! That stain is going to be tough to get out! (Tristan_Tzara)
Oh dear. (Cecily)
I say, Tristan, this is taking a long time (Gwendolen)
Dammit, Gwendolen, I need more time! (Tristan_Tzara)
There it is! (Cecily)
Why am I suddenly reminded of something that Welsh git Jones said? (Henry_Carr)
*WHOOSH!!* (StrollingPlayersCompany)
My..... (Cecily)
Oh, Tristan! (Gwendolen)
Will you stop flinging your arm in front of my face while I’m driving! (Henry_Carr)
Of course it does not "look" like a river! (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Gwendolen, he called me a fraud! (Tristan_Tzara)
Oh, don’t worry, Mr. Tzara (Maggie_DuBois)
Hallo, hallo? (Tristan_Tzara)
Oh, Maggie, you’re such a ragger (Gwendolen)
Oh, Maggie, I just don't know what to think. (Cecily)
What is that bloody woman going on about? (Henry_Carr)
Now look here, Henry. (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Pull out your WHAT?! (Henry_Carr)
No, no! I said "Mackerel"! (Tristan_Tzara)
Maggie! (StrollingPlayersCompany)
O Molly Bloom, you are my darling... (James_Joyce)
Henry! Leslie! Where have you been?! (Tristan_Tzara)
I am *so* looking forward to dinner, Henry! (Cecily)
A meeting by chance. (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Au revoir....? Wait! I mean - oh my God - (Henry_Carr)
Ah, Henry! Good morning! (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Now, look here, Adolph.... (Tristan_Tzara)
Miss Carruthers? Cecily? (StrollingPlayersCompany)
'Allo? Is this the par-ty to whom I am speak-ingk? (Inspector_Clouseau)
No, I am NOT posting bail for your Hun navvies! (Henry_Carr)
You are correct, Ms. Sidoni. *sniff* (Cecily)
Something is strange, Cecily (StrollingPlayersCompany)
That Colette is jolly interesting, Maggie (Gwendolen)
I doubt that anyone finds “Claire de Lune” as depressing as I do” (Henry_Carr)
What do I think? (StrollingPlayersCompany)
'Allo, Henri. (StrollingPlayersCompany)
I shall call her Trudy! (Tristan_Tzara)
Finish it by yourself? (Gwendolen)
*Knock* *Knock* (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Comfortable? (Gwendolen)
I can see my hands will be full with the gardening duties (StrollingPlayersCompany)
My word! I'm all of a mucksweat, said Biddy (James_Joyce)
I hope this isn’t a taste of our future, Cecily (Henry_Carr)
My goodness, Gwendolen! (Cecily)
Henry? Are you about? (Tristan_Tzara)
I don’t know why I hesitated, Cecily (Gwendolen)
Cecily! I - (Henry_Carr)
Come, Gwendolen. (Tristan_Tzara)
"TZARA CRUEL TO RABBITS!!" (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Leslie, look at that! (Maggie_DuBois)
Oh, dear, they do hop around, don’t they? (Gwendolen)
That woman DOES have a way of getting what she wants! (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Yes, Mr. Carr? (Cecily)
Phoebe? Phoebe - I know you’re at home (Henry_Carr)
The script needs some editing (Pvt_Gump)
Ah, I am very nervous, Gwendolen! (Tristan_Tzara)
Monsieur Tzara? (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Oh my God.... (Tristan_Tzara)
Mister Tzara? (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Oh, my. (Cecily)
Ah, the critics! (James_Joyce)
Oh, there you are, finally! (Gwendolen)
Left so much to one’s own devices - (Henry_Carr)
Henry, what on *earth* are you going on about? (Cecily)
You there! What is your naime? (Inspector_Clouseau)
Isn’t that just like a man! (Maggie_DuBois)
I say, everyone! Isn't this wonderful?! (Tristan_Tzara)
Mr. Carr? This is the front desk. I have a letter for you. (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Constanti-bloody-nople?! (Henry_Carr)
Psst - Tristan - over here - (Gwendolen)
Come now, Henry. You should cheer up. (Cecily)
Not too late (Jean_Pierre_Pourier)
Following me, the Frenchie shamus says! (James_Joyce)
No, wait! I think the river is that way! (Tristan_Tzara)
Well, Henry. What do you suggest that we do now? (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Greetings, weary travelers! (StrollingPlayersCompany)
I say, jolly excellent timing on my part, Tristan (Gwendolen)
That over-laundered Lothario! (Henry_Carr)
Gwendolen! Wake up, dearest! (Tristan_Tzara)
I know what I saw, Tristan! (Gwendolen)
Rollo, I have an assignment for you (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Script! Where is the script girl? (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Jamar, I told you that I didn't require the gong! (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Yes, Brother Bruin. That IS a very nice tomato plant. (Tristan_Tzara)
Did you ask for combat pay, Ridley? (Gwendolen)
He’s looking for a woman, begob? (James_Joyce)
We’d all appreciate it, Janice - (Henry_Carr)
Listen, I say they are dangerous! (StrollingPlayersCompany)
*Bound* Hello! (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Ooohhhh. My head….. (Tristan_Tzara)
Henry, just what does "assassinate" mean? (Cecily)
Isabeau, I shall have to do something about Brother Ignatius (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Mind the bull, Tristan! No, the animal! (Gwendolen)
That’s settled it (Henry_Carr)
Rollo, you idiot! (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Well! (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Not again.... (Tristan_Tzara)
Henry, I *do* wish you would stop going on so! (Cecily)
Ah, I see you’ve met Isabeau (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Utter mystification! (James_Joyce)
I have no intention of passively waiting to be contacted (Henry_Carr)
I am getting very tired of this room! (Tristan_Tzara)
Ssssh, you foolish man (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Well! (Cecily)
zzzzzz - oh! I •am• sorry, bishop! (Gwendolen)
So you’re our new Consul in the North, eh? (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Excuse me…. (Cecily)
You release my bounder, you beloved!! (Tristan_Tzara)
Bloody aberrated madman! (Henry_Carr)
O, O the boys of Kilkenny .... (James_Joyce)
*Knock* *Knock* (Cecily)
Are you feverish, Tristan? (Gwendolen)
Ah, this is quite easy to master (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Hey, what did you do with the boss?! (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Now, if I were Henry, where would I be? (Cecily)
Will you put that bloody hat away! (Henry_Carr)
Now, Gwendolen, are you sure that you know what to do? (Tristan_Tzara)
Hey, man. What you doing, standing in the road like that? (StrollingPlayersCompany)
I’m entirely fine, Tristan - most ENTIRELY smashing (Gwendolen)
I say, you had best release me! (Cecily)
Gwendolen! What are you doing?! (Tristan_Tzara)
Areoplane? What aeroplane? (Henry_Carr)
What do I think? (StrollingPlayersCompany)
A shadowy conversation (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Ian, might I have a word with you? (Tristan_Tzara)
*Pssst!* Over here! Quickly! (StrollingPlayersCompany)
It’s about bloody time you showed up (Henry_Carr)
What the devil do you want? Who? (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Carr! Where are you?! (James_Joyce)
[And in the anteroom of the Prime Minister’s offices...] (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Henry, what on *earth* do you think you are doing?! (Cecily)
You traveled with this woman? (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Shhh. Gwendolen, I can't hear them anymore. (Tristan_Tzara)
Blast! (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Do I know you? (James_Joyce)
Oh - yes, the parcel (Henry_Carr)
Nooo, you’re wrong, Tristan (Gwendolen)
AHA! (Tristan_Tzara)
Fluellen, please come in here.... (StrollingPlayersCompany)
It’s what I was telling you, Tristan (Gwendolen)
Well, of *course* that is Henry, Gwendolen. (Cecily)
Gas?! (Tristan_Tzara)
This is sheer *puff-puff* madness (James_Joyce)
Heavenly Father, all I see is confusion (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Henry, are you *certain* you are all right? (Cecily)
Cecily, not now! (Henry_Carr)
*Cough* *Cough* (Tristan_Tzara)
My papal legate! (StrollingPlayersCompany)
And you must explain to me, my son - (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Why, Tristan, you never told me! (Gwendolen)
Don’t give me that look, you Rumanian - son of Israel git! (Henry_Carr)
Gwendolen, let me explain! (Tristan_Tzara)
What…? Where am I? (StrollingPlayersCompany)
My. (Cecily)
O, won't we have a merry time - (James_Joyce)
Sit DOWN, Mr. Carr. (Lenin)
Give me that letter, you provacateur Nosy Parker! (Henry_Carr)
[what the letter said] (StrollingPlayersCompany)
I say, Tristan, this is the best yet! (Gwendolen)
Well! (Cecily)
Dinner Theater For Two (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Mama mia! (StrollingPlayersCompany)
You’re under Conular arrest, you bloody anarchist assassin of Aphrodite! (Henry_Carr)
I say, look up there! (Cecily)
All right, what's going on here? (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Henry, DO sit down. (Tristan_Tzara)
I’ve jolly well lost count, Cecily (Gwendolen)
What a silly rotter I can be, Cecily (Gwendolen)
Henry? Are you in there? (Cecily)
Cecily! Stop that giggling and come back here! (Henry_Carr)
Go, go, go, I conjure you, whoever you are!
whoever you are. (James_Joyce)
Heads up! The American press is here! (Maggie_DuBois)
Uh, Henry! Perhaps the interview could *wait* until we are released! (Tristan_Tzara)
[On the ferry from Calais to Dover] (Henry_Carr)
Henry! (Cecily)
What a ripping idea! (Gwendolen)
Oh, come on, Henry! Live a little! (Tristan_Tzara)
“Live a little,” he said. What would he know, nearly git-in-law that he is? (Henry_Carr)
Yes? (Cecily)
Do hold still, Tristan (Gwendolen)
OW! Dammit, Gwendolen! (Tristan_Tzara)
You should live a little, Tristan (Henry_Carr)
Henry! Gwendolen! ship.out (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Gwendolen! That woman took my flask! (Tristan_Tzara)
(Henry, who is this woman?) (Cecily)
[table talk for three] (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Best man? (James_Joyce)
Gwendolen, I am *so* excited! (Cecily)
Gwendolen! (StrollingPlayersCompany)
What's that, Gwendolen? (Tristan_Tzara)
Tzara! How good it is to see you again! (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Naturally you’d think my father’s a dear, Cecily (Henry_Carr)
Well! (Molly_Brown)
Trash! (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Now, dear. (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Now, Maggie! I told you to let me worry about that! (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Henry, you promised! (Cecily)
Where is my little Gwennie?! (StrollingPlayersCompany)
I say, Johnnie! What a surprise! (Gwendolen)
Sit up straight, Henry, when I’m talking to you (StrollingPlayersCompany)
No, no, Jean! (Tristan_Tzara)
My goodness, Cecily! Look at tha' chandelier! (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Ah! I hope you don’t mind meeting out here in the hall (Henry_Carr)
Goddammit, Henry, am I to wait all day? (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Why, Henry, have *no* idea what you are referring to. (Cecily)
Hey, Aunt Maggie! (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Just one more Chopin recording, please, Mr. Leslie (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Ah! Mr. Joyce! (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Call that a poem, Ball? (James_Joyce)
Look what the postman brought, Tristan! (Gwendolen)
Dear! Dear! (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Sir! Unhand my nephew! (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Why, whatever could this be? (Cecily)
No, I don’t have my Webley handy, Mrs. Gallant (Henry_Carr)
A bombe? (Gwendolen)
Henry, what *are* you doing?! (Cecily)
*Cough* *Cough* (StrollingPlayersCompany)
What’s all this damned uproar? (StrollingPlayersCompany)
I'll get you for this, Carr.... (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Henry, I *do* believe you have upset Mr. Fish. (Cecily)
Yes, Mr. Carr. (Tristan_Tzara)
Work for Papa? (Gwendolen)
Champagne, my translation of “Diffugere nives”! (Henry_Carr)
Whoops! Sorry, Henry! (Molly_Brown)
All right, listen up! (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Henry…? (Cecily)
Oh, choose me, choose me, Henry! (Gwendolen)
Sure, man. (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Maggie…. (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Bah! (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Oh, G.W. Could I have a word with you? (Tristan_Tzara)
This hubbub must cease! (James_Joyce)
Mr. Joyce? (Cecily)
AAAHHHH!! (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Oh, Mrs. Brown. (Tristan_Tzara)
Don’t look for the Pater to give a ruling, Tristan (Henry_Carr)
A diversion he wants.... (Tristan_Tzara)
Here, let me have a go of it, Ivan. (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Henry, you hit it! (Cecily)
All right, funny boy! (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Who let the damned sheep out?! (StrollingPlayersCompany)
[an aside to the director] (StrollingPlayersCompany)
I say, you two (Gwendolen)
John, who *is* your agent? (Cecily)
You surprise me, John (Gwendolen)
The Big Day Arrives. (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Henry, what IS this? (Tristan_Tzara)
I shouldn’t worry if I were you, Tristan (Henry_Carr)
Oh, Cecily! (Gwendolen)
Yes, Maggie. (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Wonderful touch, Jean! (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Ssssh, Sasha! (Emma_Goldman)
Imagine the nerve o’ that bugger, Danny! (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Is this seat taken? (T_E_Lawrence)
Henry, I feel so strange.... (Tristan_Tzara)
Oh, no you don’t, you bloody insensate idiot! (Henry_Carr)
This is a joyous day, Gwendolen (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Ya? This izt Nils Lofgren who ist schpeaking. (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Henry? I believe that.... Henry! (Cecily)
Pardon my intrusion (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Ohhh.... What happened? Where am I? (Tristan_Tzara)
The wedding begins (StrollingPlayersCompany)
O and the sea... (Cecily)
I see that Doris has been prompting you, Cecily (Henry_Carr)
*Skneexxxx* Wha..? Um…. Is it over already? (Roger_Ebert)
OK!!…….I am ready!! (Pvt_Gump)
Re: Well, Miss Carruthers. (klefner)
BRACK ARGH FAT (JEFF)
Dammit, Cranky! (Philm_Phan)
Hmm, doesn’t seem to be working (Philm_Phan)
Giving it a try for Ms. Phanny (Junk_Yard_Dog)
2345 CST and it doesn't appear to be working here (Junk_Yard_Dog)
And Thank YOU .... (StrollingPlayersCompany)
Oh my..... (Cecily)
Re: Well, Miss Carruthers. (Mr_Cranky)
Jolly testing... testing.... (Gwendolen)
testing again (Gwendolen)
This is one of the scariest movies I've ever seen (Beast)
I've never even heard of this (Veruca_Salt)
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