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Use my feminine wiles on the guard? I shall do no such thing! Besides, he looks rather unreceptive to any such flirtation. I should just as well try to flirt with a side of beef. That describes his facial features as well.
Well, if you really think that it may assist us in getting out of this situation, I will try. If we ever DO get out of here, I am going to demand that Henry stop fiddling around with whatever he has been doing and take us all home to Zurich as soon as possible. How he could bring us along on a trip such as this, I do not know.
Oh, yoohoo, Mr. Guard! Could you come over here for a moment? Yes, thank you. Could you please take a look in my eye? I believe that there is something lodged there. It is rather painful. Here, let me bat my eyelashes a bit, to see if that helps. *Bat* *Bat* Yes, could you take a look again. My, you are, ah, well, (Tristan, shhh!!) handsome, aren’t you? Yes, a big slab of man like yourself must have MANY girlfriends following him around. No? Really? Why, I can’t imagine such a thing. Why, I know that if *I* had a chance to.... ah, (Hush!!) be your girlfriend, I would just be *thrilled*. Um, so do you suppose that you could loosen these ropes around my wrists and ankles a teeny bit? Yes, they are cutting off my circulation. I would be EVER so appreciative.
Ah, why are you unbuttoning my blouse? That is not quite what I had intended! Um... TRISTAN, DO SOMETHING!
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