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Night Watch Caption Contest
Winner: Drew_Atreides
"And the in-studio crowd for 'America's Funniest Home Videos' still laughed."
Get credit for the funniest caption!
New Photos on Friday. Winners posted on Wednesday
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Post a caption entry in the forum below
Captions:
- That's what passes for funny? Hamartoma
- Thank you Drew_Atreides
- I have to say Drew at least yours is funnier than the 16 Blocks winner Goldfish In The Toilet
- Congratulations Drew Coaster
- Vampire marathon Scumby
- Why Mrs. Cranky made this site. In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- Victoria's secret's Russian ads are just plain creep Form-VII
- South Dakota Pro-choice terrorist strike again! Form-VII
- "Help! He's kidnapping my sister!" screamed the Wicked Witch of the South Form-VII
- The government takes extreme measures to battle the obesity epidemic. fiddelysquat
- Ashley Simpson tries to recover the last copy of the SNL lipsync fiasco<nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Ashley Simpson tries yet again to steal her sisters 'so called' talent <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" - 2005. Extremely Something Different<nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- I promise NOT to squeeze the Charmin again! Just give me my Methadone back! Goldfish In The Toilet
- Natalie Portman stalks Lucas after being typecasted by 'Star Wars' <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Carrie Fisher stalks Lucas after being typecasted by 'Star Wars' <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- "This is definately your brain on drugs." Mr_Nonsense
- Tired of 'The Man In Black' walking the line June just ran behind him <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- 'My fetus has a first name-its J-A-R / My fetus has a second name its C-A-R Goldfish In The Toilet
- Sadly Keith Richards still believed in the promise of a Fountain Of Youth Goldfish In The Toilet
- When someone finally stole Gene Simmon's stage blood the makeup came off Goldfish In The Toilet
- I dont care if you just ran him through a blender! I love the Gieko Gecko! Goldfish In The Toilet
- 'Finding Nemo 2'....Darla is gonna get that goddamned clownfish! <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- My Sea Monkeys! Give them back you son of a bitch! <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- 'Hey lil girl....want some candy???' <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- The new 'Victoria's Secret' catalogue aimed for the action movie crowd <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- 'That 70's Show' never invited Quentin Tarantino to direct ever again <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Proof that Scarlet_O and The Goldfish! don't just fight in Crankyland! Goldfish In The Toilet
- "I was born a 'soul miners' daughter...." <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- 'Murderball 2' the upper extemity amputee edition <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- What would you do for a Strong Dyke's Jar? nickumoh
- "It turned out she was too stupid to catch her own food." MR_MUCUS
- Female Olympian desperately tries to steal back her steroid test results vectorzero
- The day after Katie tries to leave Tom and Scientology... Jynxy74
- Georgo Lucas releases: 'THX1138: The Extra Special Addition' Jynxy74
- Yes!!! It's Grey Poupon! Get your own you crazy #@$! !! deja poo 2
- nightwatch cc deja poo 2
- "What would you do for a bloody jar?" lost_cause
- My top choices: scarlet_ohara
- "I changed my mind about the abortion... Flash M
- The unforseen horrors of 'The Axe Effect' continue." MR_MUCUS
- In Sovet Russian, blood samples YOU. foxjedi
- It's Not yo cheese ma'm, it's Not Yo cheese! In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- The Soda War continues with all new Pepsi: None! In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- I'm telling you lady, it's not butter! In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- Gemini: You will rekindle an old relationship. And stay away from tunnels. nickumoh
- "That dress is so 2004." Mr_Nonsense
- Who knew a quail hunt with Dick Cheney could end like this? scarlet_ohara
- Let this be a lesson: Don't syphon gasoline off of a mob car scarlet_ohara
- The Idea of Live-Action Anime seemed good at the time... scarlet_ohara
- "The Toyota Echo seeks out its next victim." TMundo
- Travel Agency Ad for "Teens Spring Break, Aruba" scarlet_ohara
- Alanis needs liquid to swallow a jagged little pill scarlet_ohara
- Trans America: Yeah. We've got that. TMundo
- "Where will you be when you get your period?" TMundo
- "...and westbound in the Lincoln Tunnel we have MAJOR delays..." Dano
- You may be an alcoholic when . . . HowdyBob
- Shania Twain's terrifying remake of the 'I'm Gonna Getcha Good!' video <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- All hell broke loose when Pier One put all of their candles on sale 90% off Goldfish In The Toilet
- MY CRACKPIPE! MY BIG FAT ASS CRACKPIPE! GIVE IT BAAAAACK!!! <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- This is what happens when you let Chech crackhoes run the Olympic Torch<nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- ET 2: Drew Barrymore tries to get back Gurtie's stolen heart <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Jenny Craig: The Extreme Plus Program <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- I take that back! I refuse the breathalizer! I refuse the blood sample!<nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Come back Clooney, you forgot your Oscar!" nickumoh
- Runaway Bride finally gets her come uppance nickumoh
- Runaway Bride's new fiancee beats her to the punch nickumoh
- Tai Chi is not recommended in a crowded tunnel nickumoh
- Newest Russian dance craze, "Tunnel Hustle" nickumoh
- "Look, keep the jar, keep my hand, just give me back my metropass!" nickumoh
- Angela Jolie tries to outrun a car in Slut Raider MuhammadAus
- "Hustle and Flo Jo." Mr_Nonsense
- "Melissa Rivers tries to recover her mother's last original body part." Mr_Nonsense
- "The antidote for the poison you just drank, Ms. Jones!" Mr_Nonsense
- Afterbirth: For When You're Dying Of Thirst! Flash M
- Pimp Juice: Get your drink on! In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- She only wants him for his 'Pimp Juice' In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- Never again would they switch anybodys crack cocaine with Folger's Crystals Coaster
- Even when they're well lit, parking garages are magnets for crime scarlet_ohara
- When will your laxative kick in?? scarlet_ohara
- The Food Network's Rachael Ray gets eliminated from The Amazing Race vectorzero
- At least they didn't make me watch "Doogal" scarlet_ohara
- consumers were puzzled over the new Saab commercials scarlet_ohara
- New Patriot Act laws made govronment interrogation less pleasant scarlet_ohara
- Dating Dave Coullier, she knew, was still more torture scarlet_ohara
- Another blind date off of Yahoo! Personals goes awry... scarlet_ohara
- This time, Peter Pan really pissed off Captain Hook scarlet_ohara
- Wait, Vice President Cheney, ...come back!! scarlet_ohara
- Another mishap at the White House is sucessfully covered up scarlet_ohara
- She drugged me and took my kidneys, now I'm taking her left arm scarlet_ohara
- American Pie 4: Nadia visits Singapore scarlet_ohara
- Pardon me, do you have any Red Poupon? scarlet_ohara
- Silly Rabbit, Intestinal tracts are for Kids! drpenguin
- We'll keep providing you blood because we want you...to drive a Ford. Drew_Atreides
- The Director's Cut of HBO's "Hookers At The Point" is much more disturbing jfletch
- Lee Majors was replaced by a jar of borscht in The Bionic Babushka. Scumby
- I know I bet on Brokeback to win Best Picture, but I want my hand back! JPBuckner
- They had her ravioli recipie. Dr. Boyardee was up to his old tricks... drpenguin
- I said you could BORROW my Grey Poupon!!!! wcweaver
- Go-Go gadget arm! ben243243
- "I scream, you scream, we all scream for ruptured spleen." ben243243
- "The driver of the Volvo almost made it into the film." ben243243
- "Pfft! Vampires aren't real......and neither are hoverboards." ben243243
- "There's always room for Jello! J-E-L-L-O!" ben243243
- "In tunnels, no one can hear you scream." ben243243
- And the in-studio crowd for "America's Funniest Home Videos" still laughed. Drew_Atreides
- Lara Crotch: Womb Raider Form-VII
- The immunity challenges on Survior: Detroit where no joke Form-VII
- The right to eat fetuses was starting to turn ugly... Form-VII
- "You sick mother fucker...I can't believe you melted Gizmo!" Form-VII
- "Please give it to me! There isn't a toilet around for miles!" Form-VII
- To no ones surprise ghetto Olympics "torch" run was much more interesting Form-VII
- Prego. Share what's inside. pinky frost
- "Hey give me back the gas from my Toyota Echo!!!" sonofthedummy
- Shanna chased the paparazzi who stole Diana's Brain after the crash... Hamartoma
- "Vampire practical jokes." TMundo
- Early versions of the Jenny Crage plan involved bating women with molases. TMundo
- "Hey look! Disembodied brain in a glass jar is back!" TMundo
- "Got your original nose!" lost_cause
- Spain has a less known annual tradition called "The Running of the Hoes". MR_MUCUS
- We took your fetus, next time we'll break your legs. mwpk
- Wait! You don't have to pay me just give me a ride home! mwpk
- Veronica Mars will stop at nothing to solve a case. Junk_Yard_Dog
- On top of all that, he parked in a handicapped spot Drew_Atreides
- Just another night in NYC, the city which never sleeps. MuhammadAus
- Phillip Morris conducts consumer testing on strawberry jam. MuhammadAus
- Soon she would be exhausted. Cannon_Fodder
- "The infamous Step 11 of Alcoholic's Anonymous's 12 step program." MR_MUCUS
- "It's a traffic jam, when you're already bloody...isn't it ironic?" MR_MUCUS
- Suddenly Jane realized she was still thirsty, very thirsty. Rudy Gallant
- Not Without My Fetus- A Lifetime Network Special Event Rudy Gallant
- After another attempt by Hollywood to make 'The Bell Jar' into a film, Goldfish In The Toilet
- Back To The Future 4: Damn you Emily Dickenson-Damn you!!!! <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Nothing good came from the Russian's spying on the 'Dukes of Hazzard' set Goldfish In The Toilet
- I have your menstral blood in a jar and it stinks.... Goldfish In The Toilet
- REO Speedwagon finally pisses off it's last remaining groupie <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Fear Factor, Catholic Style: How bad do you REALLY want your communion? Goldfish In The Toilet
- Survivor: Oscar's Night <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- When the ESRB rating board was done with their version of the next GTA.... Goldfish In The Toilet
- Tomb Raider X - The challenges and puzzles just get harder <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Leia chases after dad's ashes when Luke finally choses the dark side <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Please stop and give me a ride luv! I promise I'm 'armless! <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Survivor: The Catholic Episodes-Just TRY to get Communion <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- The acid is in the jar, she can't run that fast. Janice Joplin is in Hell. Goldfish In The Toilet
- Chelsea Clinton: The Sorority Initiation Days <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Michael Bay's remake of the Fugitive utilizes a one arm woman. Junk_Yard_Dog
- Ben Garza's daughter reprises his role in the new Run For Your Life. Junk_Yard_Dog
- Law and order collapsed during the great Russian borscht shortage. Scumby
- The New York Vampire Marathon was, retrospectively, not such a good idea. Scumby
- Lady Di sighed in relief as her driver Henri, just missed the screaming fan Devo
- Pepsi Challenge gone wild. Junk_Yard_Dog
- Keep your frackin' coke. I want my arm back. Junk_Yard_Dog
- Infomercials always end this way. ben243243
- The first payment complete, they would come back for the leg in 30 days. JPBuckner
- Don' t leave Odo........ I'll give your bucket back! Devo
- What people will do for the coke zero murfe03
- "The day Janice Dickinson decided she wanted her soul back." MR_MUCUS
- Emeril's wife had to get the secret sauce recipe back no matter what. ben243243
- "And thus Lola ran." John_Wayne_McBainSane
- "That proved once and for all that she was out for blood." Mr_Nonsense
- After years of binging and purging, the supermodel was finally reunited... Oort
- Carrots hanging from a stick are a thing of the past. ben243243
- The Chinese take-out guy was stingy with the sweet and sour sauce. ben243243
- The dark side of Aloe Vera. ben243243
- Menstrual fluids are more valuable than Grizzly bear testicles in Russia. ben243243
- Behold the cure for Blurry Hands Syndrome! ben243243
- Ming Dynasty Emporer Nurhachi changes hands again. ben243243
- Marathon Girl. Bobo
- As thieves taunt her, Alanis Morissette tries to retrieve her mojo. Bobo
- Carrie 3 - The Chase gamerarocks
- Wes Craven's 'Venus de Milo' JPBuckner
- Arm and Hammer and Sickle JPBuckner
- Karen learned the peril of getting her hand stuck in the cookie jar. JPBuckner
- Britany's Mother and the Psychic: Who else saw it coming? In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- Hey! Kool-Aid! In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- Give me back my diaphram! In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- Harry Potter and the Sorceress Stoned In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- "Yes. As a matter of fact I do have some Grey Poupon." Dano
- Отголоском будет фактическ огромный магнит цыпленока в России <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Caption Yamato
- Nikki Cox attempts to retrieve her stolen breast implants Scumby
- ICE CREEEAM!!! nickumoh
- Must...get...Austin Powers'...mojo... Scumby
- "After this cruel stunt, Sheryl Crowe broke up with Lance." Mr_Nonsense
- "Grape Juice, how far will you go to get it?" Mr_Nonsense
- I haven't finished applying tomato sauce to my face!!! I_Hate_Movies
- "Mr. Cranky spoils the 'Alias' series finale." MR_MUCUS
- That's the problem with this country. Everybody's looking for a handout. Xur
- "This is not what I meant when I said I'd give you a hand!" Xur
- "Operation Rescue's gritty 'I want my fetus back!' ad campaign." MR_MUCUS
- Sarah Silverman robbed of her panhandling jar for the second time this week nickumoh
- "Pimps train hookers to run in heels using the 'heroin & stick' method." MR_MUCUS
- "Lindsay Lohan's audition for 'Herbie: Fully Loaded' was quite grueling." MR_MUCUS
- This new approach didn't work as well as Coke's earlier more 'feel good'... Cannon_Fodder
- Each year's Olympic events grew more and more outlandish. Cannon_Fodder
- "Smucker's new ad campaign targeted the rave crowd." MR_MUCUS
- Sadly, the new Olympic sport of "Tunnel Smuckers Curling" never caught on Oh_Dear_God_Make_It_Stop
- Alanis Morrissette tries to save the last remnants of her career Oh_Dear_God_Make_It_Stop
- 2 seconds later: broken heel, sprained ankle, lost tooth and 4 broke nails. SBC-Jester21
- Wonder Bra: It holds as it lifts. SBC-Jester21
- The jam will have a longer shelf life than this movie will. SBC-Jester21
- a Demonstration into why white people never win relays in the Olympics SBC-Jester21
- Pump up the jam, Pump it up, While your feet are stompin', And the jam is.. SBC-Jester21
- Bring back my Grey Poupon! SBC-Jester21
- In Russia women have to earn the privilige of actually riding in the car. Cannon_Fodder
- Beauty chases Geek: News at 11. Junk_Yard_Dog
- Help! He stoled my Klondike Bar. Junk_Yard_Dog
- Wait! I can't hear you now. Junk_Yard_Dog
- Survivor New York: The Holland Tunnel Junk_Yard_Dog
- Never enter the Holland Tunnel on foot. Junk_Yard_Dog
- Unpublished photos show Princess Di's true cause of death. Junk_Yard_Dog
- There is one thing you must know... I am not left-handed. JPBuckner
- Okay! A hand job for $5...just give me back my hand!!! <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- The 'One Armed Bandit' takes on a whole new meaning <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Goddamit I thought this was a handicapped parking spot! <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Why Mia Wallace really needed the Adrenaline shot <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Subway tries 'in-car' service. Throwing_Muses
- What some people will do for a drink after 'Last Call' <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- "Pitor knew that no Russian hooker could resist the offer of...food" Theodoric
- When Luke choses the Dark Side, Leia struggles to get Dad's ashes back Goldfish In The Toilet
- Soory to all the loyal and loved posters but I cant resist: Goldfish In The Toilet
- "First I was abandoned on a road in Austrailia, now this..." M_H
- Red Bull really does give you wings <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- No...No...NOOOO! Give me back my pregnancy test!!!! <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- "In retrospect, it was pretty cruel to play "keep away"... M_H
- This is what happens when you forget to tip your waitress at Sonic <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- The new aromatherapy candles from Peir One proved to be highly addictive Goldfish In The Toilet
- Taxi...I said TAXI GODDAMMIT!!!! <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- The race for the Oscar's meets 'Reality TV' <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Hermione tries to beat Harry to 'The Goblet of Fire' <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- After a quickie Catwoman tries to get her costume back out of the Batmobile Goldfish In The Toilet
- Bottomsies Goldfish In The Toilet
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